• Willa Hauff •
@meetwilla.bsky.social
FMTY—but she’s got a touch of flight anxiety.
November 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
FMTY—but she’s got a touch of flight anxiety.
I need to see Ballet BC: TRILOGY. Wow.
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I need to see Ballet BC: TRILOGY. Wow.
The best couples costume award went to the powerhouse duo dressed as Sisyphus and the boulder, who I saw waiting for the bus last night.
November 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The best couples costume award went to the powerhouse duo dressed as Sisyphus and the boulder, who I saw waiting for the bus last night.
What likes to grow in hard places, basks in the sun, can't keep its clothes on, and is soft to the touch? The Arbutus tree, obviously.
October 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
What likes to grow in hard places, basks in the sun, can't keep its clothes on, and is soft to the touch? The Arbutus tree, obviously.
Wow, uhm, building a website isn’t easy…stay tuned, I’m not very tech savvy! 🥹✌️
October 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Wow, uhm, building a website isn’t easy…stay tuned, I’m not very tech savvy! 🥹✌️
RIP Elliott Smith, you would’ve hated all of this.
October 22, 2025 at 5:56 AM
RIP Elliott Smith, you would’ve hated all of this.
You know what I secretly love? Being late. Not in a disrespect-your-time way—more in a subversive, ‘time is a social construct’ kind of way. I’m so aroused by moving slowly, especially if it means showing up looking like an absolute tart. Don’t even get me started on loitering…
October 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
You know what I secretly love? Being late. Not in a disrespect-your-time way—more in a subversive, ‘time is a social construct’ kind of way. I’m so aroused by moving slowly, especially if it means showing up looking like an absolute tart. Don’t even get me started on loitering…
I’m not much of a plushie girl, never was. However, those I Heart Guts anatomically correct plushies—SO CUTE. I NEED the uterus and heart one. Adding to my wishlist soon!🫀💕
October 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I’m not much of a plushie girl, never was. However, those I Heart Guts anatomically correct plushies—SO CUTE. I NEED the uterus and heart one. Adding to my wishlist soon!🫀💕
Big media want us to believe that only manic pixie dream girls get the piggyback rides. I will not stand for this.
October 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Big media want us to believe that only manic pixie dream girls get the piggyback rides. I will not stand for this.
When it starts getting dark early, the evenings feel a little ominous—almost like a foreshadowing of something unknown. Every year, it takes me a few weeks to accept it and adjust. Yikes. Someone should come hold me through it!
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
When it starts getting dark early, the evenings feel a little ominous—almost like a foreshadowing of something unknown. Every year, it takes me a few weeks to accept it and adjust. Yikes. Someone should come hold me through it!
Halloween costume idea: Michael Godard’s dirty martini olives? (I wish I owned an original!!)
October 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Halloween costume idea: Michael Godard’s dirty martini olives? (I wish I owned an original!!)
Crawling to a city near you!
-Victoria
-Montréal
-Ottawa
-Calgary
Due to limitations on this app, I can’t state dates but get in touch with me!
-Victoria
-Montréal
-Ottawa
-Calgary
Due to limitations on this app, I can’t state dates but get in touch with me!
October 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Crawling to a city near you!
-Victoria
-Montréal
-Ottawa
-Calgary
Due to limitations on this app, I can’t state dates but get in touch with me!
-Victoria
-Montréal
-Ottawa
-Calgary
Due to limitations on this app, I can’t state dates but get in touch with me!
A thumbs up is the biggest lie, if you’re giving me a thumbs up I know you’re not okay—come here bb
October 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
A thumbs up is the biggest lie, if you’re giving me a thumbs up I know you’re not okay—come here bb
Always choosing tenderness
October 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Always choosing tenderness
Clients: Any plans after this?
Me:
Me:
October 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Clients: Any plans after this?
Me:
Me:
I know my job is a real job because most of my inquiries arrive during working business hours.
October 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I know my job is a real job because most of my inquiries arrive during working business hours.
Unfortunately I do love:
October 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Unfortunately I do love:
I find the 12’ Halloween skeleton from Home Depot to be profoundly erotic and tantalizing.
October 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I find the 12’ Halloween skeleton from Home Depot to be profoundly erotic and tantalizing.
Google & Apple Maps need to fix their routing algorithms. Uber drivers are getting sent through narrow, quiet, windy residential streets just because it’s the ‘shortest route.’ One-ways, parked cars, constant turns. it's not faster, just more frustrating for everyone. 🙄
October 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Google & Apple Maps need to fix their routing algorithms. Uber drivers are getting sent through narrow, quiet, windy residential streets just because it’s the ‘shortest route.’ One-ways, parked cars, constant turns. it's not faster, just more frustrating for everyone. 🙄
Sometimes can't believe Tubi is free, it has some of my favourite films and documentaries on it!
October 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Sometimes can't believe Tubi is free, it has some of my favourite films and documentaries on it!
All the wonderful dinner + cocktail dates this week! Perfection.
October 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
All the wonderful dinner + cocktail dates this week! Perfection.
Feeling thankful for a lovely my pals, clients, and such a good week so far. I got to see one of my current favourite bands! 🥹♥️
October 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Feeling thankful for a lovely my pals, clients, and such a good week so far. I got to see one of my current favourite bands! 🥹♥️
Mushroom foraging is so nostalgic for me. It really reminds me of my late summers spent at my grandparents' village in the Balkans.
October 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Mushroom foraging is so nostalgic for me. It really reminds me of my late summers spent at my grandparents' village in the Balkans.
Can you imagine waking up to this view?
October 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Can you imagine waking up to this view?