Ted Lasso is the most perfect show ever created

My niece was reading me a student’s social media bio and it said something about being Christian followed by a list of their hobbies that ended with “Serving.” so I said “Cunt?” and then we laughed and laughed you don’t have to be on drugs to be the drugs aunt

My class is discussing their secret strategy for a big dodgeball game tomorrow. It is as follows: don’t get hit and catch the ball.
The future of America, people.