Mark Bowen
@medwardb.bsky.social
Biophysicist/Neuroscientist in Academia. Culinary Explorer. Music is life.
Got stuck behind a centrist at a stop sign. They just sat there contemplating both sides and never moved.
December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Got stuck behind a centrist at a stop sign. They just sat there contemplating both sides and never moved.
And here I thought Black Friday was about the post Thanksgiving septic tank.
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
And here I thought Black Friday was about the post Thanksgiving septic tank.
They say that there is a lot of fish in the sea, and when there isn't it's deficiency. Go figure.
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
They say that there is a lot of fish in the sea, and when there isn't it's deficiency. Go figure.
So gen AI is basically like silly putty rolled over the comics page producing some decaying echo of quality?
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
So gen AI is basically like silly putty rolled over the comics page producing some decaying echo of quality?
You hear a lot about progressive dementia. Turns out that centrist dementia is even worse.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You hear a lot about progressive dementia. Turns out that centrist dementia is even worse.
Cuomo promising to get Byron back on Pix11. Getting desperate!
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Cuomo promising to get Byron back on Pix11. Getting desperate!
Wow. SCOTUS considering stripping gun ownership rights from people who vote Democratic.
October 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Wow. SCOTUS considering stripping gun ownership rights from people who vote Democratic.
Buttermilk has a best buy date because of woke. Government regulations keeping me from the dank milk.
October 9, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Buttermilk has a best buy date because of woke. Government regulations keeping me from the dank milk.
Blue no matter who unless it's YOU!
October 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Blue no matter who unless it's YOU!
Supreme Court just overruled Bad Bunny as the half time show. Prez installing Kid Rock.
October 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Supreme Court just overruled Bad Bunny as the half time show. Prez installing Kid Rock.
Finally, the Prez is taking on big Wordle. NYT will cave in and fix things so all his followers can solve it.
September 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Finally, the Prez is taking on big Wordle. NYT will cave in and fix things so all his followers can solve it.
The Prez is surely winning that lottery this evening.
September 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The Prez is surely winning that lottery this evening.
Surprised that they haven't legalized assisted suicide for registered democrats, yet. Enough beating around the bush!
September 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Surprised that they haven't legalized assisted suicide for registered democrats, yet. Enough beating around the bush!
The fucking inertia of liquids really gets me down some times.
August 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The fucking inertia of liquids really gets me down some times.
Were you injured in an attack by angry villagers? Here at Frankenstein, Frankenstein's monster &Associates we'll make sure that you get the compensation you're entitled to.
August 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Were you injured in an attack by angry villagers? Here at Frankenstein, Frankenstein's monster &Associates we'll make sure that you get the compensation you're entitled to.
All these crossbred dogs ending in oodle are dullsville. Wake me when you've done it with a cat. Kittoodle anyone?
August 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
All these crossbred dogs ending in oodle are dullsville. Wake me when you've done it with a cat. Kittoodle anyone?
Beware the zucchini's paw and those who would pass it on.
August 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Beware the zucchini's paw and those who would pass it on.
A simple rule to de-stress is not to look at your email right before bed or first thing when you wake up or the rest of the day.
July 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A simple rule to de-stress is not to look at your email right before bed or first thing when you wake up or the rest of the day.
Doing something horrific on a jumbotron had been on my bucket list for years.
July 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Doing something horrific on a jumbotron had been on my bucket list for years.
My seconds rule has 2 digits. #microbiome
July 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
My seconds rule has 2 digits. #microbiome
American cheese can only be properly called American if it's from the America region of America.
July 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
American cheese can only be properly called American if it's from the America region of America.
Working on my summer bog body.
June 21, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Working on my summer bog body.
Using 12 hour time is so chrono-normative.
June 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Using 12 hour time is so chrono-normative.
Before grilling, I always clean the grates by dipping the New York Times in some canola oil.
June 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Before grilling, I always clean the grates by dipping the New York Times in some canola oil.
US National Academy was totally silent about the current and impending cuts to research at their State of Science event. I guess they're all well established and don't mind seeing the ladder pulled up after they've made it.
June 5, 2025 at 2:40 PM
US National Academy was totally silent about the current and impending cuts to research at their State of Science event. I guess they're all well established and don't mind seeing the ladder pulled up after they've made it.