Lawrence Rudmann
@mediaize.bsky.social
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. (mediaize.com)
January 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I hereby present my first grade certificate of Best Behavior to our Dear Leader Donald Trump. (mediaize.com)
In the face of impending US military “boots on the ground” in Venezuela, Greenland, Columbia, Mexico and Cuba, tRump’s son Barron was seen limping from a podiatrist’s office in Trump Tower. Unnamed sources report that Barron was diagnosed with bone spurs in both feet. Mediaize.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:48 AM
In the face of impending US military “boots on the ground” in Venezuela, Greenland, Columbia, Mexico and Cuba, tRump’s son Barron was seen limping from a podiatrist’s office in Trump Tower. Unnamed sources report that Barron was diagnosed with bone spurs in both feet. Mediaize.com
Trump to appoint Don Jr as new president of Venezuela. “No one is more qualified than Junior to run the drug-infested govt of Venezuela,” he said. “He’ll clean up those long distribution lines of cocaine because he has good nose for sniffing out drug sources, Trump said. (mediaize.com)
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Trump to appoint Don Jr as new president of Venezuela. “No one is more qualified than Junior to run the drug-infested govt of Venezuela,” he said. “He’ll clean up those long distribution lines of cocaine because he has good nose for sniffing out drug sources, Trump said. (mediaize.com)
2025 End of Year RapUp
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December 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
2025 End of Year RapUp
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tRump’s Holy Hands Explained
Speculation about bruising on Trump’s hands is explained by press Sec Karoline Leavitt. “His hands show signs of the stigmata, wounds mirroring the crucifixion of Christ, she said.
Speculation about bruising on Trump’s hands is explained by press Sec Karoline Leavitt. “His hands show signs of the stigmata, wounds mirroring the crucifixion of Christ, she said.
December 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
tRump’s Holy Hands Explained
Speculation about bruising on Trump’s hands is explained by press Sec Karoline Leavitt. “His hands show signs of the stigmata, wounds mirroring the crucifixion of Christ, she said.
Speculation about bruising on Trump’s hands is explained by press Sec Karoline Leavitt. “His hands show signs of the stigmata, wounds mirroring the crucifixion of Christ, she said.
The White House West Wing has been renamed the Trump Best Wing. The old “West Wing” name is associated with the popular TV series “The West Wing,” …”a radical lunatic woke TV program that glorified a commie-liberal President and his lunatic minions,” said tRump. (mediaize.com)
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The White House West Wing has been renamed the Trump Best Wing. The old “West Wing” name is associated with the popular TV series “The West Wing,” …”a radical lunatic woke TV program that glorified a commie-liberal President and his lunatic minions,” said tRump. (mediaize.com)
Picked up my script at Walgreens today. tRump said he cut drug prices by 400, 500 or even 600 percent. That explains why the pharmacist paid me $100 for my drugs. Thanks, math professor Trump. (mediaize.com)
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December 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Picked up my script at Walgreens today. tRump said he cut drug prices by 400, 500 or even 600 percent. That explains why the pharmacist paid me $100 for my drugs. Thanks, math professor Trump. (mediaize.com)
Trump TV Announcement. Sources close to Trump say he will either announce his resignation or or declare himself President for Life and order the military to arrest everyone who voted against him. Or declare his Press Secretary Karolyn Leavitt’s lips a National Treasure. mediaize.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Trump TV Announcement. Sources close to Trump say he will either announce his resignation or or declare himself President for Life and order the military to arrest everyone who voted against him. Or declare his Press Secretary Karolyn Leavitt’s lips a National Treasure. mediaize.com
Donald Trump…Our Petty, Hollow, Squalid Ogre in Chief: “this petty, hollow, squalid, overstuffed man…we are led by the most loathsome human being ever to occupy the White House.”……Bret Stephens, conservative columnist for the 12/17/25 New York Times.
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Donald Trump…Our Petty, Hollow, Squalid Ogre in Chief: “this petty, hollow, squalid, overstuffed man…we are led by the most loathsome human being ever to occupy the White House.”……Bret Stephens, conservative columnist for the 12/17/25 New York Times.
TRUMPMAS will now replace Christmas. “All Wise Men just give me gold…forget the frankincense & myrrh, just gold,” he said, adding a jolly “rumpa pump trump.” mediaize.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
TRUMPMAS will now replace Christmas. “All Wise Men just give me gold…forget the frankincense & myrrh, just gold,” he said, adding a jolly “rumpa pump trump.” mediaize.com
Following FIFA’s (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) award of a fake Peace Prize to Donald tRump, the WORLD ASSEMBLY OF NASTY KUNTY EMBARRASSING RECTALS (WANKER) has awarded the American World Universal Bespoke Very Stable Genius PIECE OF SHIT Jerk Award to Mr tRump. Mediaize.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Following FIFA’s (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) award of a fake Peace Prize to Donald tRump, the WORLD ASSEMBLY OF NASTY KUNTY EMBARRASSING RECTALS (WANKER) has awarded the American World Universal Bespoke Very Stable Genius PIECE OF SHIT Jerk Award to Mr tRump. Mediaize.com
tRump sent a puppy to Ghislaine Maxwell after it ate all the Epstein Files. The Rottweiler puppy belonged to tRump advisor & neo-nazi Stephen Miller who complained the dog wouldn’t bark. If Maxwell doesn’t want the puppy Homeland Sec. Kristi Noem said she would take care of it. Mediaize.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
tRump sent a puppy to Ghislaine Maxwell after it ate all the Epstein Files. The Rottweiler puppy belonged to tRump advisor & neo-nazi Stephen Miller who complained the dog wouldn’t bark. If Maxwell doesn’t want the puppy Homeland Sec. Kristi Noem said she would take care of it. Mediaize.com
tRump demands a pay raise to $2 Trillion in reaction to Elon Musk $1 trillion pay approved by Tesla stockholders. “I’ve stopped 46 wars, tried to beget 86 offspring & invented the “weave” speech & hair styles. I deserve a raise,” he said. mediaize.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
tRump demands a pay raise to $2 Trillion in reaction to Elon Musk $1 trillion pay approved by Tesla stockholders. “I’ve stopped 46 wars, tried to beget 86 offspring & invented the “weave” speech & hair styles. I deserve a raise,” he said. mediaize.com
As a result of increased facists ICE raids tRump orders release of the U.S. Strategic Reserve of Zip Ties to accommodate a nationwide shortage of the anti-immigrant restraints. mediaize.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
As a result of increased facists ICE raids tRump orders release of the U.S. Strategic Reserve of Zip Ties to accommodate a nationwide shortage of the anti-immigrant restraints. mediaize.com
KING tRump orders destruction of Lincoln Memorial and that it be replaced with KING tRump Memorial. mediaize.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
KING tRump orders destruction of Lincoln Memorial and that it be replaced with KING tRump Memorial. mediaize.com
tRump bestows Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation’s highest civilian honor, to Prince Andrew and George Santos. After giving up his Royal Duke title, tRump says the Prince likes him and so does Santos so they both deserve the highest honor America can bestow. mediaize.com
October 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
tRump bestows Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation’s highest civilian honor, to Prince Andrew and George Santos. After giving up his Royal Duke title, tRump says the Prince likes him and so does Santos so they both deserve the highest honor America can bestow. mediaize.com
U.S. Troops are poised to invade Venezuela soon to confiscate the Nobel Prize awarded today to Venezuelan peace activist Maria Machado. “That prize is mine, declared an angry president tRump. If it takes a war to get my peace prize then so be it,” shouted tRump. mediaize.com
October 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
U.S. Troops are poised to invade Venezuela soon to confiscate the Nobel Prize awarded today to Venezuelan peace activist Maria Machado. “That prize is mine, declared an angry president tRump. If it takes a war to get my peace prize then so be it,” shouted tRump. mediaize.com
Trump’s gold toilet, now worth $204.36, has increased by $1.50 due to rising spray paint costs. The “Extra tall-boy” American Standard toilet, painted Liberace Gold to match his Oval Office decor, benefits from soaring gold prices above $4,000. Mediaize.com
October 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Trump’s gold toilet, now worth $204.36, has increased by $1.50 due to rising spray paint costs. The “Extra tall-boy” American Standard toilet, painted Liberace Gold to match his Oval Office decor, benefits from soaring gold prices above $4,000. Mediaize.com
tRump threatens Chicago River tourist boats with drone attacks.. says anti-Semitic Woke Venezuelan drug traffickers are hiding fentanyl in deep dish pizza boxes.
October 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
tRump threatens Chicago River tourist boats with drone attacks.. says anti-Semitic Woke Venezuelan drug traffickers are hiding fentanyl in deep dish pizza boxes.
tRump takeover of TikTok
will be renamed TrumpTok. The algorithm will be re-trained to identify antifa, radical leftists & Epstein List Hoaxers. New TTok app’s algorithm will present pro-MAGA content & tRump family-friendly investment opportunities. mediaize.com
will be renamed TrumpTok. The algorithm will be re-trained to identify antifa, radical leftists & Epstein List Hoaxers. New TTok app’s algorithm will present pro-MAGA content & tRump family-friendly investment opportunities. mediaize.com
September 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
tRump takeover of TikTok
will be renamed TrumpTok. The algorithm will be re-trained to identify antifa, radical leftists & Epstein List Hoaxers. New TTok app’s algorithm will present pro-MAGA content & tRump family-friendly investment opportunities. mediaize.com
will be renamed TrumpTok. The algorithm will be re-trained to identify antifa, radical leftists & Epstein List Hoaxers. New TTok app’s algorithm will present pro-MAGA content & tRump family-friendly investment opportunities. mediaize.com
Pope Leo will have his U.S. citizenship revoked unless he canonizes murdered Charlie Kirk, said tRump. “I demand that St Charlie statues,holy water,cards & relics be displayed for adoration & supplication in every public school & govt office,” he said mediaize.com
September 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Pope Leo will have his U.S. citizenship revoked unless he canonizes murdered Charlie Kirk, said tRump. “I demand that St Charlie statues,holy water,cards & relics be displayed for adoration & supplication in every public school & govt office,” he said mediaize.com
tRump demands U. S. equity stake in Hooters. Plans to “leverage the cleavage” in exchange for approving Hooters’ chapter 11 and restructuring agreement.
September 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
tRump demands U. S. equity stake in Hooters. Plans to “leverage the cleavage” in exchange for approving Hooters’ chapter 11 and restructuring agreement.
When the media reports horrific crimes of mass murder the suspect is always referred to as “the shooter.” Stop saying “the shooter”… instead say: “the murderer.” The media also refers to the murderer’s “manifesto.” Stop. It’s not a “manifesto.” How about “insane rant.” (Mediaize.com)
August 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
When the media reports horrific crimes of mass murder the suspect is always referred to as “the shooter.” Stop saying “the shooter”… instead say: “the murderer.” The media also refers to the murderer’s “manifesto.” Stop. It’s not a “manifesto.” How about “insane rant.” (Mediaize.com)
tRump declares Alaska Summit victory: “My presidential Plane is BIGGER than Putin’s,” he says. (mediaize.com)
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August 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
tRump declares Alaska Summit victory: “My presidential Plane is BIGGER than Putin’s,” he says. (mediaize.com)