mechanical owl
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The first laugh out loud moment of Comic Relief is thanking Amazon for donating 0.4% of the tax they avoided in 2024.
March 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The first laugh out loud moment of Comic Relief is thanking Amazon for donating 0.4% of the tax they avoided in 2024.
I bet there's an amazing ambient The Electric State movie to be made out of all that film's establishing shots, b-roll and cutting room floor footage. Give it all to Aphex Twin or BoC or someone, see what they can do with it.
Let's make upcycled movies a thing.
Let's make upcycled movies a thing.
March 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I bet there's an amazing ambient The Electric State movie to be made out of all that film's establishing shots, b-roll and cutting room floor footage. Give it all to Aphex Twin or BoC or someone, see what they can do with it.
Let's make upcycled movies a thing.
Let's make upcycled movies a thing.
Apparently "the left" can't handle losing an election.
Reminder of what the right look like when they lose an election:
Reminder of what the right look like when they lose an election:
January 24, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Apparently "the left" can't handle losing an election.
Reminder of what the right look like when they lose an election:
Reminder of what the right look like when they lose an election:
We've got Bluesky to replace X/Twitter/Threads.
Do we have anything to replace Facebook?
Do we have anything to replace Facebook?
January 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
We've got Bluesky to replace X/Twitter/Threads.
Do we have anything to replace Facebook?
Do we have anything to replace Facebook?
I put my albums into alphabetical order.
What pointless tasks have you been doing to numb your brain to the collapse of western civilization?
What pointless tasks have you been doing to numb your brain to the collapse of western civilization?
January 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I put my albums into alphabetical order.
What pointless tasks have you been doing to numb your brain to the collapse of western civilization?
What pointless tasks have you been doing to numb your brain to the collapse of western civilization?
January 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Elon Musk is the consequence of an utterly f*cked system that necessarily funnels wealth into the hands of an ever decreasing number of rich c**ts. He happens to be the last rich c**t in line.
He's not a genius, he's the richest person for the same reason the poorest people are the poorest people.
He's not a genius, he's the richest person for the same reason the poorest people are the poorest people.
January 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Elon Musk is the consequence of an utterly f*cked system that necessarily funnels wealth into the hands of an ever decreasing number of rich c**ts. He happens to be the last rich c**t in line.
He's not a genius, he's the richest person for the same reason the poorest people are the poorest people.
He's not a genius, he's the richest person for the same reason the poorest people are the poorest people.
If only cancel culture were real.
January 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
If only cancel culture were real.
AI Artist: "I'm so far ahead of the curve with my AI art!"
Literally anyone with zero experience creating AI art: "Oh sh*t how will I ever catch up to you? Ok, caught up"
Literally anyone with zero experience creating AI art: "Oh sh*t how will I ever catch up to you? Ok, caught up"
January 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
AI Artist: "I'm so far ahead of the curve with my AI art!"
Literally anyone with zero experience creating AI art: "Oh sh*t how will I ever catch up to you? Ok, caught up"
Literally anyone with zero experience creating AI art: "Oh sh*t how will I ever catch up to you? Ok, caught up"
Website idea: An information resource for scratch DJs.
"WikiWikipedia"
"WikiWikipedia"
January 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Website idea: An information resource for scratch DJs.
"WikiWikipedia"
"WikiWikipedia"
Christmas Facts:
Turkey Dinner was invented by the English land owner and inventor, Sir Henry Turkey-Dinner in 1892 as a way to appease his disgruntled lower rooms staff who were threatening to unionise.
Turkey Dinner was invented by the English land owner and inventor, Sir Henry Turkey-Dinner in 1892 as a way to appease his disgruntled lower rooms staff who were threatening to unionise.
December 27, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Christmas Facts:
Turkey Dinner was invented by the English land owner and inventor, Sir Henry Turkey-Dinner in 1892 as a way to appease his disgruntled lower rooms staff who were threatening to unionise.
Turkey Dinner was invented by the English land owner and inventor, Sir Henry Turkey-Dinner in 1892 as a way to appease his disgruntled lower rooms staff who were threatening to unionise.
It's days like this I appreciate our house not being open plan.
December 25, 2024 at 11:03 AM
It's days like this I appreciate our house not being open plan.
So this is Wednesday.
December 25, 2024 at 9:00 AM
So this is Wednesday.
If anyone is interested I'll be holding a seance tonight to contact the ghost of Christmas patience.
December 24, 2024 at 8:00 PM
If anyone is interested I'll be holding a seance tonight to contact the ghost of Christmas patience.
Why do I always feel like I'm solely responsible for the silence in social interactions?
December 22, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Why do I always feel like I'm solely responsible for the silence in social interactions?
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
December 22, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Is it weird that I get a genuine sense of renewal at New Year? I actually look forward to the 1st January.
December 21, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Is it weird that I get a genuine sense of renewal at New Year? I actually look forward to the 1st January.
"6 months earlier"
Is my least favourite TV series plot device.
Is my least favourite TV series plot device.
December 18, 2024 at 9:39 PM
"6 months earlier"
Is my least favourite TV series plot device.
Is my least favourite TV series plot device.
So...
If I start selling CDs, are there people with CD players who might buy them?
If I start selling CDs, are there people with CD players who might buy them?
December 16, 2024 at 11:35 AM
So...
If I start selling CDs, are there people with CD players who might buy them?
If I start selling CDs, are there people with CD players who might buy them?
Ben Ottewell at Caffi Isa.
That man's voice is incredible.
That man's voice is incredible.
December 14, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Ben Ottewell at Caffi Isa.
That man's voice is incredible.
That man's voice is incredible.
Getting played on BBC Wales this evening at some point.
Adam's show is ace, a proper champion of Welsh music.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Adam's show is ace, a proper champion of Welsh music.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Radio Wales - Listen Live - BBC Sounds
Listen live to BBC Radio Wales on BBC Sounds
www.bbc.co.uk
December 14, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Getting played on BBC Wales this evening at some point.
Adam's show is ace, a proper champion of Welsh music.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Adam's show is ace, a proper champion of Welsh music.
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Time is a relentless prick isn't it.
December 12, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Time is a relentless prick isn't it.