Maggie Cargill 🌻
@meatloafmaggie.bsky.social
Kansas City improviser, karaoke enthusiast, cat servant just trying to stay hydrated
🐳 Just be like the whale and live your life, b
🐳 Just be like the whale and live your life, b
I count it as a nap if I wake up and it’s light out, and then I go back to sleep
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I count it as a nap if I wake up and it’s light out, and then I go back to sleep
I desperately want to give off a Persephone vibe - Queen of Hell but also flowers! Instead I give off the vibe of a salted slug 🐌
October 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I desperately want to give off a Persephone vibe - Queen of Hell but also flowers! Instead I give off the vibe of a salted slug 🐌
what’s it like in the 3-girls’ group chat?
We send each other videos of cute animals and people farting
We send each other videos of cute animals and people farting
October 10, 2025 at 8:10 AM
what’s it like in the 3-girls’ group chat?
We send each other videos of cute animals and people farting
We send each other videos of cute animals and people farting
Chappell Roan, Lady Gaga and Lizzo all releasing new music at the same time?! I’ve never been happier to be a girl and a gay(ish)
March 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Chappell Roan, Lady Gaga and Lizzo all releasing new music at the same time?! I’ve never been happier to be a girl and a gay(ish)
Cumin smells like BO, right? Like it’s not just me who thinks that, right?
March 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Cumin smells like BO, right? Like it’s not just me who thinks that, right?
I can’t help but be that know-it-all….this part of Les Mis takes place during the Paris Uprising 24 years after the end of the French Revolution. They’re different events (but with the same message so okay)
But yes, art as protest and all that jazz #lesmis #broadway #pedantic
But yes, art as protest and all that jazz #lesmis #broadway #pedantic
Les Misérables Epilogue Scene Performed at the White House Governors Ball by the US Army Chorus
YouTube video by The DailyFAFO
youtu.be
February 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Sometimes it is sexy tho
February 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Sometimes it is sexy tho
How I look at the man who is the love of my life
February 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
How I look at the man who is the love of my life
Reposted by Maggie Cargill 🌻
Maybe someone will come across this and think, "yeah, this is exactly what I needed." youtu.be/PIvqRUmm2zg?...
Turtle by Jer (original song and character by Danielle Ate the Sandwich)
YouTube video by Danielle Ate the Sandwich
youtu.be
February 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Maybe someone will come across this and think, "yeah, this is exactly what I needed." youtu.be/PIvqRUmm2zg?...
Me, Chiefs fan:
February 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Me, Chiefs fan:
February 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Who wants to come with me to meet the Budweiser Clydesdales at Warm Springs Ranch and kiss their velvet noses?
February 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Who wants to come with me to meet the Budweiser Clydesdales at Warm Springs Ranch and kiss their velvet noses?
I wish my body would stop keeping the score and just sit back and enjoy the game for once, goddamn. #trauma #nervoussystem
February 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I wish my body would stop keeping the score and just sit back and enjoy the game for once, goddamn. #trauma #nervoussystem
Is anyone else obsessed with Lady Gaga’s new music? I’m going to play Abracadabra until the dopamine hurts
February 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Is anyone else obsessed with Lady Gaga’s new music? I’m going to play Abracadabra until the dopamine hurts
Idk how I ended up with this collection of middle aged white guys but they’re all pretty okay #explosivegroupchat #kcimprov
February 3, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Idk how I ended up with this collection of middle aged white guys but they’re all pretty okay #explosivegroupchat #kcimprov
I demand to know why peanut butter smells 10,000% better in the jar than it tastes on a spoon
January 31, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I demand to know why peanut butter smells 10,000% better in the jar than it tastes on a spoon
Parking in the city be like:
January 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Parking in the city be like:
Or maybe this is my next project?
January 28, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Or maybe this is my next project?
My next project?
January 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
My next project?
Me: *stepping off stage after my storytelling performance in 2019*
Them: “you’re so funny!”
Me: thanks *gestures to the event poster*
Them: “you’re so funny!”
Me: thanks *gestures to the event poster*
January 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Me: *stepping off stage after my storytelling performance in 2019*
Them: “you’re so funny!”
Me: thanks *gestures to the event poster*
Them: “you’re so funny!”
Me: thanks *gestures to the event poster*
