Matty
@meatier.bsky.social
I’m a triple threat: pretty, stupid, and stupid.
Video games, comics, horror, D&D, anime, gym newbie.
32. Have a giggle. He/Him. SF Bay Area 🌉
https://linktr.ee/princessofmeat
Video games, comics, horror, D&D, anime, gym newbie.
32. Have a giggle. He/Him. SF Bay Area 🌉
https://linktr.ee/princessofmeat
Ok well I haven’t seen tree trunks the gym in like 2 weeks so my main crush has shifted to stringer man. Imagine the most perfectly sculpted chest, barely not at all covered by a black stringer, on a handsome bearded rugged latino. And an amazing bubble butt.
I have a problem. Someone sedate me🥴
I have a problem. Someone sedate me🥴
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Ok well I haven’t seen tree trunks the gym in like 2 weeks so my main crush has shifted to stringer man. Imagine the most perfectly sculpted chest, barely not at all covered by a black stringer, on a handsome bearded rugged latino. And an amazing bubble butt.
I have a problem. Someone sedate me🥴
I have a problem. Someone sedate me🥴
Realizing I have to like lat pull downs more than rows if I want my back to be *wide* and not just *big*
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Realizing I have to like lat pull downs more than rows if I want my back to be *wide* and not just *big*
The fact that none of my trainer friends are close enough to work with me in person is ugly and it's rude
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
The fact that none of my trainer friends are close enough to work with me in person is ugly and it's rude
How do you guys get married? I can't even believe a man who thinks I'm hot when he says I'm hot lmao
Anyway which one of you gay boys has the buff Carly Rae Jepsen meme?
Anyway which one of you gay boys has the buff Carly Rae Jepsen meme?
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
How do you guys get married? I can't even believe a man who thinks I'm hot when he says I'm hot lmao
Anyway which one of you gay boys has the buff Carly Rae Jepsen meme?
Anyway which one of you gay boys has the buff Carly Rae Jepsen meme?
Staying super hydrated while I get over this cold.
Pissing like 400 times a day and it's essentially water. I could be profiting off this.
Pissing like 400 times a day and it's essentially water. I could be profiting off this.
January 2, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Staying super hydrated while I get over this cold.
Pissing like 400 times a day and it's essentially water. I could be profiting off this.
Pissing like 400 times a day and it's essentially water. I could be profiting off this.
If I wasn’t sick I’d be so mad at all of my internet boyfriends for not kissing me at midnight. But I am sick so I’m not even making it to midnight🤪
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 AM
If I wasn’t sick I’d be so mad at all of my internet boyfriends for not kissing me at midnight. But I am sick so I’m not even making it to midnight🤪
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I dont wanna take a new picture right now. I'm gonna repost my butt spread open for a bit and you're all gonna say "omg hump day" to yourself and we'll call it good
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I dont wanna take a new picture right now. I'm gonna repost my butt spread open for a bit and you're all gonna say "omg hump day" to yourself and we'll call it good
Realized it had been awhile since I had taken d*ck pics so we did that out of boredom tonight lol
December 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Realized it had been awhile since I had taken d*ck pics so we did that out of boredom tonight lol
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Illustration of Terra Branford by Yasuhiro Nishikawa.
December 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Illustration of Terra Branford by Yasuhiro Nishikawa.
When you get to change from a shirt to a low hanging tank when you get home >>>>>
December 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
When you get to change from a shirt to a low hanging tank when you get home >>>>>
No more gritty protein shakes! I ran out of creatine powder so now I get to swallow the chunky capsules instead😍
December 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
No more gritty protein shakes! I ran out of creatine powder so now I get to swallow the chunky capsules instead😍
Why are tablets so expensive I just wanna read books and comics in peace😩
December 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Why are tablets so expensive I just wanna read books and comics in peace😩
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And in his love I want to lose myself
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
And in his love I want to lose myself
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"feel the wrath of the goddess"
December 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"feel the wrath of the goddess"
"Why is my hip itchy"
Oh silly Matty. It's just a new stretch mark. Your favorite thing to get more of on your body! 🙃
Oh silly Matty. It's just a new stretch mark. Your favorite thing to get more of on your body! 🙃
December 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"Why is my hip itchy"
Oh silly Matty. It's just a new stretch mark. Your favorite thing to get more of on your body! 🙃
Oh silly Matty. It's just a new stretch mark. Your favorite thing to get more of on your body! 🙃
See ok I know I always say “I’m deleting this later” as a joke but I do mean it this time. Idk I’m just proud of the little baby peak here and excited to see how it grows from now on.
December 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
See ok I know I always say “I’m deleting this later” as a joke but I do mean it this time. Idk I’m just proud of the little baby peak here and excited to see how it grows from now on.
Just ordering more Meat shorts so I can self label once I grow these branches into tree trunks
December 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just ordering more Meat shorts so I can self label once I grow these branches into tree trunks
I dont want to go to the gym after flying and having a stummy issue the last couple days.
Maybe I just do a full body tomorrow before I start my new split Tuesday.
Maybe I just do a full body tomorrow before I start my new split Tuesday.
December 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I dont want to go to the gym after flying and having a stummy issue the last couple days.
Maybe I just do a full body tomorrow before I start my new split Tuesday.
Maybe I just do a full body tomorrow before I start my new split Tuesday.
I’m ready to be home and I need a man’s nipples to suck on when I’m back
December 27, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I’m ready to be home and I need a man’s nipples to suck on when I’m back
Ok binging Gachiakuta has been a wonderful way to spend the day I’m having a blast with this show
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Ok binging Gachiakuta has been a wonderful way to spend the day I’m having a blast with this show
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Mega Sableye 💎
Art created by @geeblets.bsky.social
Art created by @geeblets.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Mega Sableye 💎
Art created by @geeblets.bsky.social
Art created by @geeblets.bsky.social
The people with the most body dysmorphia you can imagine (lifters) giving themselves more of it with AI pictures adding muscle mass. The brains are definitely not stored in the biceps.
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The people with the most body dysmorphia you can imagine (lifters) giving themselves more of it with AI pictures adding muscle mass. The brains are definitely not stored in the biceps.
I did take a video where I can see a bicep peak forming when I flex (no dont ask) so that's a fun time
December 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I did take a video where I can see a bicep peak forming when I flex (no dont ask) so that's a fun time