Matty
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Matty
@meatier.bsky.social
I’m a triple threat: pretty, stupid, and stupid.

Video games, comics, horror, D&D, anime, gym newbie.
32. Have a giggle. He/Him. SF Bay Area 🌉

https://linktr.ee/princessofmeat
It’s me I need to smell it every day
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Gonna open the door to the fridge every few minutes and get me some lil snacks :3
January 8, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Need to be held in a beefy man’s arms to ease my migraine pls 🫨
January 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Love when that happens
January 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
That cute lil mole
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Only if you want my pussy to explode
January 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Won’t have to tell me twice
January 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I saw him first
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Ok well I haven’t seen tree trunks the gym in like 2 weeks so my main crush has shifted to stringer man. Imagine the most perfectly sculpted chest, barely not at all covered by a black stringer, on a handsome bearded rugged latino. And an amazing bubble butt.

I have a problem. Someone sedate me🥴
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I just don’t love how my grip feels when I go to my heaviest weights with them, so maybe toning it back a bit and focusing on the pull itself will help (recently did this with my hip thrust and already feel it way more in my butt, same pattern as you mentioned here)
January 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Realizing I have to like lat pull downs more than rows if I want my back to be *wide* and not just *big*
January 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Is this because I said I wanted to speak to you eye to eye?
January 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I keep getting the “coffee protein” and same assumption lol tho I do like my vanilla ice cream flavor so it’s ok
January 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
She is imminent.
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I don't know what that word means, but I'm gonna pull your braid down so we're eye to eye when I say this...

Hi :3
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
"WhAt ElSe NeEdS FiLlInG?" Jesus said he would love a word with you actually 🧐
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
And that's why I love and adore you😊
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
And I say in person and friends because I truly need someone who's not just in it for the money and the job. I need someone who is going to build me into someone they want to bang like an unsecured screen door in a windstorm. Put the passion into it.
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The fact that none of my trainer friends are close enough to work with me in person is ugly and it's rude
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Finally someone I can rely on. Thank you babe
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 AM
How do you guys get married? I can't even believe a man who thinks I'm hot when he says I'm hot lmao

Anyway which one of you gay boys has the buff Carly Rae Jepsen meme?
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Oh to be wrapped up
January 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Let’s learn together
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
So you want me to give away inventory for free wooow
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Well certainly not for free 🙂‍↕️
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 AM