meateatermeteor
@meateatermeteor.bsky.social
“Controversial” new Trump executive order directs IRS to collect 100% tax on any household making less than 250 million dollars.
November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
“Controversial” new Trump executive order directs IRS to collect 100% tax on any household making less than 250 million dollars.
Breaking News: GOP disbands after leaked Nancy Reagan diary proves Ronald Reagan was “extremely, extremely gay.”
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Breaking News: GOP disbands after leaked Nancy Reagan diary proves Ronald Reagan was “extremely, extremely gay.”
Going back in time to explain 2025 politics to Bush Sr:
“So, the governor of California basically made every liberal person’s pocket computer display a comic about the Speaker of the House sucking the president’s dick,
“So, the governor of California basically made every liberal person’s pocket computer display a comic about the Speaker of the House sucking the president’s dick,
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Going back in time to explain 2025 politics to Bush Sr:
“So, the governor of California basically made every liberal person’s pocket computer display a comic about the Speaker of the House sucking the president’s dick,
“So, the governor of California basically made every liberal person’s pocket computer display a comic about the Speaker of the House sucking the president’s dick,
The first cave man who caught a fish came back to his village and said, “Guys, you’re not going you believe this. There are animals in the water that smell like pussy.”
October 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The first cave man who caught a fish came back to his village and said, “Guys, you’re not going you believe this. There are animals in the water that smell like pussy.”
Today I unveil a new technology. I have solved the energy crisis.
September 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Today I unveil a new technology. I have solved the energy crisis.
Everybody burn a flag. They can’t put us all in jail.
August 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Everybody burn a flag. They can’t put us all in jail.
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I am considering publishing my novel one chapter a week via Substack, if I did that it would be on here, like = encourage me to do that
August 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I am considering publishing my novel one chapter a week via Substack, if I did that it would be on here, like = encourage me to do that
I am seeking investors. We are building an upscale brick and mortar retail experience where cutting-edge robots cuck wealthy white dudes
The Forbes Research 2025 High Net Worth Survey shows wealthy consumers seek cutting-edge retail experiences, but 89% still want to walk into a brick-and-mortar store.
Most Affluent Shoppers Want To Browse Online But Buy In-Store
The Forbes Research 2025 High Net Worth Survey shows wealthy consumers seek cutting-edge retail experiences, but 89% still want to walk into a brick-and-mortar store.
www.forbes.com
July 11, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I am seeking investors. We are building an upscale brick and mortar retail experience where cutting-edge robots cuck wealthy white dudes
Breaking news: by 2030, Men will spend much more time fishing, hiking, riding dirt bikes, consuming ice cold campfire beers.
By 2030, 1 in 4 women in developed countries will remain childfree.
Up to 45% will be single by choice.
Society will frame this as a crisis.
Governments will panic over birth rates.
This is about choice though…
It's about women walking away from the roles that kept men comfortable and powerful.
Up to 45% will be single by choice.
Society will frame this as a crisis.
Governments will panic over birth rates.
This is about choice though…
It's about women walking away from the roles that kept men comfortable and powerful.
July 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Breaking news: by 2030, Men will spend much more time fishing, hiking, riding dirt bikes, consuming ice cold campfire beers.
Trumpflation
Trumpcession
Trumpcession
June 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Trumpflation
Trumpcession
Trumpcession
“No, I don’t work. I’ve got all the money I need.”
She batted her eyelashes, moving closer. “Oh really?”
“Yeah,” he said. “I sold a patent to McDonald’s.”
“What did you patent?” She caressed the brim of his fedora.
“A way to grind plastic bags in used motor oil to produce a meat-like paste.”
She batted her eyelashes, moving closer. “Oh really?”
“Yeah,” he said. “I sold a patent to McDonald’s.”
“What did you patent?” She caressed the brim of his fedora.
“A way to grind plastic bags in used motor oil to produce a meat-like paste.”
June 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
“No, I don’t work. I’ve got all the money I need.”
She batted her eyelashes, moving closer. “Oh really?”
“Yeah,” he said. “I sold a patent to McDonald’s.”
“What did you patent?” She caressed the brim of his fedora.
“A way to grind plastic bags in used motor oil to produce a meat-like paste.”
She batted her eyelashes, moving closer. “Oh really?”
“Yeah,” he said. “I sold a patent to McDonald’s.”
“What did you patent?” She caressed the brim of his fedora.
“A way to grind plastic bags in used motor oil to produce a meat-like paste.”
Hello if u are rebellion, I would like to breed u.
Sincerely,
Oppression.
Sincerely,
Oppression.
Oppression breeds rebellion.
June 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hello if u are rebellion, I would like to breed u.
Sincerely,
Oppression.
Sincerely,
Oppression.
Venmo’ed five friends $50 each.
Made the payment “public.”
In the memo field,
“Thanks for telling me your honest opinion about my wife.”
Made the payment “public.”
In the memo field,
“Thanks for telling me your honest opinion about my wife.”
June 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Venmo’ed five friends $50 each.
Made the payment “public.”
In the memo field,
“Thanks for telling me your honest opinion about my wife.”
Made the payment “public.”
In the memo field,
“Thanks for telling me your honest opinion about my wife.”
Big shout out to @tommlarson.bsky.social, another human who is just trying to be a good human
June 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Big shout out to @tommlarson.bsky.social, another human who is just trying to be a good human
Breaking news: Intoxicated man accidentally begins marathon, wins first. Says, “I’m so sorry,” to second place Kenyan.
May 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Breaking news: Intoxicated man accidentally begins marathon, wins first. Says, “I’m so sorry,” to second place Kenyan.
New study shows that Texas BBQ boosts dopamine, while BBQ made in any other state is “literal garbage.”
May 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
New study shows that Texas BBQ boosts dopamine, while BBQ made in any other state is “literal garbage.”
New business idea:
A licensed professional counselor, but they are a bro and each session is a drinking game.
A licensed professional counselor, but they are a bro and each session is a drinking game.
May 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
New business idea:
A licensed professional counselor, but they are a bro and each session is a drinking game.
A licensed professional counselor, but they are a bro and each session is a drinking game.
Cinema Fact of the Day: “The Whale” is a sequel to “The Mummy.”
May 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Cinema Fact of the Day: “The Whale” is a sequel to “The Mummy.”
Breaking: Trump announces new plan to deal with vampire problem.
“Biden allowed millions and millions of draculas to start living under people’s beds. It’s absolutely horrible,” Trump said at a campaign rally for his third term.
“Biden allowed millions and millions of draculas to start living under people’s beds. It’s absolutely horrible,” Trump said at a campaign rally for his third term.
May 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Breaking: Trump announces new plan to deal with vampire problem.
“Biden allowed millions and millions of draculas to start living under people’s beds. It’s absolutely horrible,” Trump said at a campaign rally for his third term.
“Biden allowed millions and millions of draculas to start living under people’s beds. It’s absolutely horrible,” Trump said at a campaign rally for his third term.
The Vagina Army protested Dick Armey today.
This was Dick Armey’s district.
April 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The Vagina Army protested Dick Armey today.
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Knife Armadillo just showed up in a big van with the words HOT DOG QUEEN on it and handed out free hot dogs to kids in order to figure out where this child he wants to murder in revenge is
March 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Knife Armadillo just showed up in a big van with the words HOT DOG QUEEN on it and handed out free hot dogs to kids in order to figure out where this child he wants to murder in revenge is
GPT “lays out the facts” for me:
March 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
GPT “lays out the facts” for me:
I am proud to be a DEI hire
D- doesn’t
E- ever
I- show up on time
D- doesn’t
E- ever
I- show up on time
February 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I am proud to be a DEI hire
D- doesn’t
E- ever
I- show up on time
D- doesn’t
E- ever
I- show up on time
Nice try, witch.
February 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Nice try, witch.