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Jay.
@meangrape.com
I stopped studying the cello. I started studying Arabic. I grew up on the other side of the middle of nowhere and am an inveterate urban dweller now. I like mathematics, fountain pens, and TTRPGs. https://sidewalks.meangrape.com
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Jay. @meangrape.com · Oct 18
My 17yo daughter just asked me “is AD the same as CE?” The yiddishkeit is strong in this one
I will not want to eat 350 calories to take my Latuda in 30 minutes
December 30, 2025 at 2:31 AM
It's almost 2027, and I haven't gotten used to 5786
December 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Dear GHC,

"missing dynamic interface file" is a new one. Thank you for educating me.

Jay.
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
veggie and tofu soba and some sweet potato tempura for supper
December 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Dear Pirkei DeRabbi Eliezer,

I find it unlikely Achasheverosh would be drinking water at his festivities.

Thank you,
Jay.
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Switching to a binary format for the checkpoint file was a stroke of obvious brilliance on my part
December 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Calories, yes. Protein, no.
December 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just ran across some “2026 is the year of the Linux desktop” discourse
December 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My stomachs is giving me hunger nausea vibes, but my brain is saying I’m not hungry
December 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Planning a bresaola sandwich with spicy pickled shallots and tarragon mustard
December 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I’m going to sleep. I don’t care it’s so early I’ll wake up at 430am.
December 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
2-4”/5-10cm
Oh, we’re supposed to get snow tonight. I wonder how much
December 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oh, we’re supposed to get snow tonight. I wonder how much
December 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Or maybe chips and guac
At 8pm I will eat a piece of cherry pie
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
At 8pm I will eat a piece of cherry pie
December 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Me. Unpronounceable is here! A kickstarter from a while ago.
December 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Bought DIE even though I told myself I wasn’t going to buy anymore TTRPGs this year
Bought Brindlewood Bay even though I told myself I wasn’t going to buy anymore TTRPGs this year
December 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’ve got to do something with all the galangal in my fridge
December 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Hot tea? Iced tea? Cold brew? Hot coffee? I can’t make my mind up
December 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Bought Brindlewood Bay even though I told myself I wasn’t going to buy anymore TTRPGs this year
December 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Today I will do 3x12 hack squats. Which will be one more rep than Monday.
December 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
My neighborhood Dunkin is staffed by Brazilian immigrants. One asked if I had a good Christmas. I explained I didn’t do Christmas. He looked at me like I shot a dog in front of him. “I’m Jewish…not Christian…no Christmas.” I’m not sure he bought the idea.
December 26, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I wish I had some sourdough discard so I could make saffron popovers for breakfast
December 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It’s 8pm; I can’t go to sleep. 90 more minutes.
December 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I forgot I have ice cream! And at 850 calories under my target I should have some
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM