Happy St. Gertrude’s Day 🐈‍⬛

Telling a friend that ‘I need to learn how to weld because my bathroom sink faucet broke and ruined the cabinet and I want to replace the base with one that’s metal, but everything I like is $900…’ is possibly the most ADHD thing I’ve ever said.

Hear me out- an alternate universe where Elon Musk has cats instead of children and he’s obsessed with TNR and rescue instead of destroying our country.

I mean, there has got to be a better design for dog jeans.

Imagine living in New Orleans and traffic is already crazy because of Mardi Gras and the Super Bowl, and then ***** decides he wants to go to the game, which means closing the main route for his motorcade. 🤦‍♀️🤬

1,441 days to go 🤞

Nobody tell me this bro is a genius ever f’ing again. 🤬

This happened/ is happening. Excuse me while I vomit. 1,447 days (hopefully)

I personally know how docs blame almost everything on menopause when a patient has ovaries and is in the menopause age range, but the diet recs printout isn’t the same. The diet recs are generic and probably given to everyone who sees an ortho. I’m pretty sure it’s part of the Epic software package.

I’ve noticed it’s more of a trend to offer diet and exercise recommendations in place of opioid prescriptions. I’ve received similar printouts with generic diet and exercise plans from orthos.

It’s not about physical weight, it’s about healing and joint health. The food items are anti-inflammatory (Google avocados and joint health or inflammation). Alcohol, sugar, and saturated fat trigger inflammation.

Avocado has anti-inflammatory properties and is good for joint health. It looks like she’s suggesting an anti-inflammatory diet.

Revenge of the Nerds X: Apocalypse Winter Formal

This Revenge of the Nerds sequel sucks.

1459 days.

I’m either going to get really physically fit or destroy my liver over the next four years, because I don’t think gardening and meditation are going to be enough to get me through the next 1,460 days.