Taff
@mctaff.bsky.social
Likes music and opossums
Dislikes the government
Nap time enthusiast
Chaos gremlin
They/them
Dislikes the government
Nap time enthusiast
Chaos gremlin
They/them
Told my therapist I needed an emotional support booty call today. 🫠 How is everyone else’s day going?
November 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Told my therapist I needed an emotional support booty call today. 🫠 How is everyone else’s day going?
I used to have to talk about poop to get my kids to smile in pictures. It doesn’t work anymore. We’ve downgraded to dick jokes.
August 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I used to have to talk about poop to get my kids to smile in pictures. It doesn’t work anymore. We’ve downgraded to dick jokes.
The world is on fire. Remember I love you. 💕
August 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The world is on fire. Remember I love you. 💕
I had a Bad Day at work so I bought little treats about it: pomegranate juice and red velvet cupcakes 😁
May 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I had a Bad Day at work so I bought little treats about it: pomegranate juice and red velvet cupcakes 😁
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“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork
May 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork
Pro parenting tip: if you want your kid to drink more water and don’t mind if it’s seltzer, have them listen to “Defend Seltzer” by Apes of the State. My kid had me pick up 3 packs of seltzer water after listening to it lol
May 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Pro parenting tip: if you want your kid to drink more water and don’t mind if it’s seltzer, have them listen to “Defend Seltzer” by Apes of the State. My kid had me pick up 3 packs of seltzer water after listening to it lol
I found out today that the way my coworker and I solve problems is very different and meshes well.
Me: I’m going to call 3 different companies for this broken part and see what gets here fastest
Coworker: I fixed the part with a staple and superglue
Me: I’m going to call 3 different companies for this broken part and see what gets here fastest
Coworker: I fixed the part with a staple and superglue
May 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I found out today that the way my coworker and I solve problems is very different and meshes well.
Me: I’m going to call 3 different companies for this broken part and see what gets here fastest
Coworker: I fixed the part with a staple and superglue
Me: I’m going to call 3 different companies for this broken part and see what gets here fastest
Coworker: I fixed the part with a staple and superglue
Every time a man slides into my DMs, I’m reminded why I’m no longer attracted to them.
April 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Every time a man slides into my DMs, I’m reminded why I’m no longer attracted to them.
Just had an external customer try and mansplain covalent bonding to me. SIR. I am a chemist. Please.
April 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just had an external customer try and mansplain covalent bonding to me. SIR. I am a chemist. Please.
New Apes of the State dropped! 🎉
April 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
New Apes of the State dropped! 🎉
I hope someday someone talks about me like my kids talk about LeBron James
April 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I hope someday someone talks about me like my kids talk about LeBron James
I got my masters degree in biology, I got promoted to chemist, yet one of my most noteworthy accomplishments was backing a UHaul between two parked cars.
April 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I got my masters degree in biology, I got promoted to chemist, yet one of my most noteworthy accomplishments was backing a UHaul between two parked cars.
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the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
April 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
Went to take some professional photos for my promotion today, my dog found out I was leaving and did not want to get off my lap
April 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Went to take some professional photos for my promotion today, my dog found out I was leaving and did not want to get off my lap
I came out to my mom today and she was so accepting. 😭😭😭 Thankful today
April 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I came out to my mom today and she was so accepting. 😭😭😭 Thankful today
I got distracted by talking to a beautiful woman this morning and I forgot my breakfast…. And my lunch 🫠
April 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I got distracted by talking to a beautiful woman this morning and I forgot my breakfast…. And my lunch 🫠
IM GOING ON A DATE WITH A GIRL IM SO EXCITED
April 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
IM GOING ON A DATE WITH A GIRL IM SO EXCITED
I’m so glad I have a best friend that takes good candids of me
March 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I’m so glad I have a best friend that takes good candids of me
Get in loser, we’re listening to pop punk and going for iced coffee
March 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Get in loser, we’re listening to pop punk and going for iced coffee
Babe, I don’t know who told you Bradford Pears were a good landscaping choice, but cut them down and plant a Redbud instead 💕
March 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Babe, I don’t know who told you Bradford Pears were a good landscaping choice, but cut them down and plant a Redbud instead 💕
Not to flirt but that’s a nice carabiner
March 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Not to flirt but that’s a nice carabiner
Every time I type volumetric I want to put an “n” in it. Volumentric. Whyyyy
March 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Every time I type volumetric I want to put an “n” in it. Volumentric. Whyyyy
Idk is fuckboi an okay aesthetic for an enby femme? I like the look on me
March 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Idk is fuckboi an okay aesthetic for an enby femme? I like the look on me
I feel like Chappel Roan makes music for femmes with upset tummies
March 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I feel like Chappel Roan makes music for femmes with upset tummies
