Michael
mcmxcii.bsky.social
Michael
@mcmxcii.bsky.social
This video is for Hank Green, if you’re not Hank, you can stay!
April 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This woodpecker hangs out in my backyard some mornings!
April 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Unshelled Pistachios are an S tier nut. If they have a shell, they are F tier. You can’t change my mind.
March 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The hardest part of parenting is that my 3 year old doesn’t know what “brb” means 😭
March 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
March 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Shou hong shoooooooo
January 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I’m sad.
January 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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do you think god regrets creating old school runescape
January 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
A pretty sick hat ngl 🙏🏼
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December 27, 2024 at 1:12 AM
What an amazing season of #survivor! #survivor47

Very happy with the results! They definitely deserved to win 🙏🏼
December 19, 2024 at 2:37 AM
#myyearinosrs was quite productive.

My wife said “oh that’s not as much as I thought it was going to be”

so I have that going for me 😂
December 19, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Can anyone tell me who this person is? I’ve not seen them on the show before up to this point #survivor47 #suvivor #suesdirt #contour
December 13, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Anyone else think they could have gotten a SECOND bag of rice in that negotiation? All the shots in the dark for a single bag is just criminal #survivor47 #survivor
November 24, 2024 at 5:44 AM
32 today and it doesn’t feel real. Why do I still feel like I’m 23 😂
November 23, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Idk why I don’t shower more often, I always feel amazing after
November 20, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Are there any other parents out there who recently discovered Danny Go on YouTube, and now “IMMA ROBOT, IMMA DANCING ROBOT” is constantly stuck in your head? #dannygo
November 18, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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Life tip: when someone has headphones in, they’re not looking for a conversation.
November 18, 2024 at 9:40 AM
You make a better door than a window. Easily one of the best insults I can think of
November 17, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I should not have free and unlimited access to Puppy Chow as an adult
November 17, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Hey, nice to meet you!
November 15, 2024 at 12:44 AM