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maura
@mcflurryslut.bsky.social
cat lady, foster mom, certified hottie
when I see the D
October 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
hello
October 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
two more shy kittens have arrived! I’ve named them Dijon and Honey :) Dijon is on the left in the first picture and Honey is at the front of the bed in the second picture.
March 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
soooo irate LMAO
March 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
new foster: Amanda :)
February 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Could be a multiple nap day
February 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Thursday afternoon weather headache nap
February 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Wednesday early afternoon WiFi not working nap
February 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I love processing adoptions when I’m a little high
February 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
checking in on my neighbors
February 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
today I woke up and read onyx storm for 45 minutes and then logged on just in time for my 10 am meeting with my manager where I asked about the same stuff I’ve been asking about for 3 weeks but haven’t gotten yet. Then I sent a few emails before being so sleepy I had to nap for 3 hours.
February 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
bad fibro flare up day. I can’t stay awake even though I had 8 hours of sleep last night and 3 cups of coffee. violently nauseous. hoping I can sleep for a few hours and feel better but maybe I’ll just sleep through tomorrow
February 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
this lives in my home
February 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
ty nice Sephora woman for fixing my eyebrows.
February 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Friday afternoon scramble egg brain nap
January 31, 2025 at 7:46 PM
this is everyone I work with every single day of my life
patrick star from spongebob is holding a jar and says the lid-the-lid-the-lid-the-lid
ALT: patrick star from spongebob is holding a jar and says the lid-the-lid-the-lid-the-lid
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
one of my CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS works at Caesar’s Superdome and she is telling me Taylor is going to make a surprise appearance during Kendrick’s halftime show
January 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Would love to take a nap with all four of my cats rn but unfortunately it is their Devil Hour
January 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Life starts at 30
Acting like turning 30 is some kind of milestone that eliminates youth and is somehow materially different from 29 is a social norm we should abandon as fast as we can
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
please don’t cancel me but my tv ad algorithm thinks I’m a Latina woman.
January 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Pope Francis is NOT going to be happy about this
Father Calvin Robinson finished his remarks at the National Pro-Life Summit by throwing an Elon Musk salute, much to the delight of the crowd.
January 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The doves are unconcerned about the bloodthirsty predators that live here
January 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I can lucid dream now which is kind of cool and fun.
January 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Congress could stop this if the republicans even pretended to care
January 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM