McDonalds Trump
@mcdonaldstrump.bsky.social
Your mother's favourite troll.
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Elon Musk suspended my X account because I said he's the richest man in the world and all his baby mums are 5s.
Elon Musk and Donald Trumps gay relationship breaking up in pride month is they gayest thing ever.
June 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk and Donald Trumps gay relationship breaking up in pride month is they gayest thing ever.
About to report my rival drug dealer to ICE. Work smarter not harder.
April 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
About to report my rival drug dealer to ICE. Work smarter not harder.
Saw some New Balance for $210, sorry gonna have to go direct to Chinese supplier cos wtf.
April 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Saw some New Balance for $210, sorry gonna have to go direct to Chinese supplier cos wtf.
Nintendo switch 2 games gonna be $1000 each if Trump's beef with China keeps going at the current rate.
April 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Nintendo switch 2 games gonna be $1000 each if Trump's beef with China keeps going at the current rate.
His new baby mother is a solid 7. He should unsuspended me now.
Elon Musk suspended my X account because I said he's the richest man in the world and all his baby mums are 5s.
February 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
His new baby mother is a solid 7. He should unsuspended me now.
Donald Trump gonna be so pissed when McDonald's run out of Big Macs because he sent all the illegal immigrants working on the farms home.
January 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Donald Trump gonna be so pissed when McDonald's run out of Big Macs because he sent all the illegal immigrants working on the farms home.
If Elon Musk has a million haters I'm one of them. If he has one hater it's me. If he has 0 haters I have died. If the world is against Elon Musk I am with the world, if the world is for Elon Musk I am against the world.
December 3, 2024 at 2:39 PM
If Elon Musk has a million haters I'm one of them. If he has one hater it's me. If he has 0 haters I have died. If the world is against Elon Musk I am with the world, if the world is for Elon Musk I am against the world.
I don't know how Elon Musk manages to look like he stinks despite being the richest man in the world but somehow he pulls it off.
December 3, 2024 at 11:22 AM
I don't know how Elon Musk manages to look like he stinks despite being the richest man in the world but somehow he pulls it off.
American elections were hilarious to people observing from outside, how was it sex pest vs dementia patient for so long. Unserious country. Might as well start learning Chinese now America is cooked.
December 2, 2024 at 11:19 PM
American elections were hilarious to people observing from outside, how was it sex pest vs dementia patient for so long. Unserious country. Might as well start learning Chinese now America is cooked.
Only way Biden can redeem himself for pardoning his crackhead son is by pardoning Lil Durk.
December 2, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Only way Biden can redeem himself for pardoning his crackhead son is by pardoning Lil Durk.
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@mcdonaldstrump.bsky.social Epic content🤣😂
November 30, 2024 at 4:43 PM
@mcdonaldstrump.bsky.social Epic content🤣😂
You got one week to follow me back or I'm adding you to a list of my enemies.
November 27, 2024 at 11:13 PM
You got one week to follow me back or I'm adding you to a list of my enemies.
I will teach the scammers on this app how to scam for $50 a month. I can tell you are all amateurs and this is your first gig.
November 27, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I will teach the scammers on this app how to scam for $50 a month. I can tell you are all amateurs and this is your first gig.
America turning into East London in real time.
November 26, 2024 at 11:06 PM
America turning into East London in real time.
90s RnB was a cheat code, had the hoes out their panties 34 seconds into Freek'n You by Jodeci.
November 26, 2024 at 11:03 PM
90s RnB was a cheat code, had the hoes out their panties 34 seconds into Freek'n You by Jodeci.
Adina Howard's ex husband dumb af, wasn't you listening she wanna freak in the morning and freak in the evening.
November 26, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Adina Howard's ex husband dumb af, wasn't you listening she wanna freak in the morning and freak in the evening.
Gimme a small loan of a $1million if you really about that life.
Remember new users are coming on daily, unsure of engagement. The more posts you like and reply to, the strong the platform becomes !
November 25, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Gimme a small loan of a $1million if you really about that life.
You can't scam a scammer. Indian call centre workers have a picture of me up in their office as inspiration.
November 25, 2024 at 11:47 PM
You can't scam a scammer. Indian call centre workers have a picture of me up in their office as inspiration.
Scammers on this app really need to try harder, what do you mean you want my cash app to send me money? I only take those kind of offers from a Nigerian Prince.
November 25, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Scammers on this app really need to try harder, what do you mean you want my cash app to send me money? I only take those kind of offers from a Nigerian Prince.
The moment when Conor McGregor's manhood was taken, he's been taking it out on women ever since.
November 23, 2024 at 6:29 PM
The moment when Conor McGregor's manhood was taken, he's been taking it out on women ever since.
Nicolas Jackson > Messi
November 23, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Nicolas Jackson > Messi
Black Fridays ain't what they used to be, I miss punching people for a 42 inch TV. Online sales have ruined it.
November 21, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Black Fridays ain't what they used to be, I miss punching people for a 42 inch TV. Online sales have ruined it.
The American public school system has failed miserably.
Have y’all ever had a girl try to trap you before, like get you real life pregnant? So I dated this girl & I ended up finding out that she used to rub her gay best friend nut on the strap before using it on me, like legit thinking she could get me pregnant.
November 21, 2024 at 1:01 AM
The American public school system has failed miserably.
Best thing about bluesky is nobody asked dinner with Jay-Z question yet.
November 21, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Best thing about bluesky is nobody asked dinner with Jay-Z question yet.
Anybody know any scams? Tryna make some money.
November 21, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Anybody know any scams? Tryna make some money.