What if I told you a story I never told even my grandchildren?

Howdy partner I'm looking to synthesize some patties, anyone got a spare bioreactor where my mycocytal cells can undergo mitosis under the correct conditions of osmolarity?

Anyone got some adrenochrome on hand? Lookin to shake the wits out of my senescent cells

I'm not trying to impersonate McDonalds, I was just memeing. Now it should be clear. Memes are memes, there should be no harm in this.

I once dreamt of a burger the size of jupiter, it was glorious & sparkling in the stratosphere under the glow of dawn, upon arrival to earth it eclipsed the sun...

I really wanted to taste that burger, I had my mouth open as melted cheese dripped from the skies...when suddenly my brother woke me up

Found this one in the archives

First we served happy meals

Now we serve happy memes

Howdy partner there's a new burger in town