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Mae :3
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25, Professional gay loser 🏳️‍⚧️
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got so horny i started looking up flights
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
my favorite kitchen appliance is the cold brew maker
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
i’m gonna listen to smut in the shower and bawl my eyes out
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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my body is a machine that turns upcoming flight into excessive anxiety
June 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
being a people pleaser with disorganized attachment is like “i’m gonna prioritize you completely but like you’ll probably hate me for it”
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
the litmus test for how well my time in california was is how bad the sleep deprived breakdown on the plane is
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Watching @tolariancommunitycollege.com pull the neon ink made my day honestly.

Such a wholesome and inspiring, channel and person.

Happy he’s paying it forward
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
me when my assumption that’s i’m an annoying little shit that everyone hates gets challenged (my advisor said he likes working with me)
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
genuinely my favorite thing to hear is “i’m not mad at you” if i could turn every conversation into concluding with that i’d be unstoppable
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
what the fuck was i on from like 21-23
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
sometimes i just go around telling people the trauma im thinking about today
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
god i wish i could make a single decision
November 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
con cafe is pretty good
October 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
god i love when i know nobody’s mad at me
October 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
leaving academia so i can read smut all day
October 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
me when i’m annoying
October 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“babe do you think i’m chopped and unc? be honest” 🥺👉👈
October 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
the yearn-o-meter is truly reaching unprecedented levels
October 18, 2025 at 4:04 AM
if you told 16 year old me that katy perry would be dating the prime minister of canada i don’t think i’d ever believe it until it happened
October 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i genuinely should be outraged that a medium iced at dunkies is more than $4 now but the bay area has rewired my brain into thinking $7 coffees are normal
October 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I can’t wait to be in boston after 8pm and see everything is closed
October 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i love when shit just never gets done unless i do it -.-
September 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Qualia the Purple might be my favorite thing i’ve ever read, such an interesting story that is somehow equally sci-fi and romance??? pretty fucking dope imo
September 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
ordering a waymo to drive around the block so i can relive my childhood memory of “awkwardly silent drive home because moms mad”
September 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM