Mazzullagram
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The wit and wisdom of Celtics coach Joe Mazzulla, presented without context.
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"I am constantly in a state of uncertainty. Day by day, nothing changes, but when I look back, everything is different. Will anyone remember me?" (11/21/2025)
"There's a lot of people that, you know, make sure everything's going smooth—you know, on and off the court—and we've had a few games this year that have had both and watching that process...very appreciative of that. So just thankful for the gift and, you know, thankful for what they do." (2/11/26)
February 13, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"There's a lot of people that, you know, make sure everything's going smooth—you know, on and off the court—and we've had a few games this year that have had both and watching that process...very appreciative of that. So just thankful for the gift and, you know, thankful for what they do." (2/11/26)
“I just think they’re a team that’s developed identity over the course of the season.” (1/26/2026)
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“I just think they’re a team that’s developed identity over the course of the season.” (1/26/2026)
"Just because we played well tonight doesn't mean anything the next day." (1/18/2026)
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"Just because we played well tonight doesn't mean anything the next day." (1/18/2026)
“Everyone’s impacted by stuff differently.” (1/27/2026)
February 10, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“Everyone’s impacted by stuff differently.” (1/27/2026)
“We just added a new guy to the team. Everyone's impacted in some type of way, just human beings. So it's naturally going to go like that. And you've got my stupidity that I'm doing, trying to get prepared for everything, so I thought they handled it really well.” (2/6/2026)
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“We just added a new guy to the team. Everyone's impacted in some type of way, just human beings. So it's naturally going to go like that. And you've got my stupidity that I'm doing, trying to get prepared for everything, so I thought they handled it really well.” (2/6/2026)
“We’re in a great spot.” (2/6/2026)
February 8, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“We’re in a great spot.” (2/6/2026)
“Payton’s a competitor. He wants to win. He wants to do what’s best for our team. I thought that gave us the best chance to win.” (2/3/2026)
February 7, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“Payton’s a competitor. He wants to win. He wants to do what’s best for our team. I thought that gave us the best chance to win.” (2/3/2026)
“You have to understand that they’re more than just basketball players.” (2/3/2026)
February 6, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“You have to understand that they’re more than just basketball players.” (2/3/2026)
“The best thing about this roster is each guy's ability to impact winning in different ways … Every guy on this roster has helped us win a game, possessions, end of quarters, starter quarters. And to me, that's just the most important thing.” (2/1/2026)
February 5, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“The best thing about this roster is each guy's ability to impact winning in different ways … Every guy on this roster has helped us win a game, possessions, end of quarters, starter quarters. And to me, that's just the most important thing.” (2/1/2026)
"I look at disruption as a positive." (1/29/2026)
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"I look at disruption as a positive." (1/29/2026)
“There's a bunch of clips that we'll show and that's one of them, so the fact that you noticed that is important for our team. But he makes plays like that every single night.” (2/1/2026)
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“There's a bunch of clips that we'll show and that's one of them, so the fact that you noticed that is important for our team. But he makes plays like that every single night.” (2/1/2026)
“You just stick to the process every day.” (2/1/2026)
February 2, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“You just stick to the process every day.” (2/1/2026)
“It’s important that he gets the rest he needs…I always like when some of those guys sit because they get to see the game from a different perspective.” (1/30/2026)
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“It’s important that he gets the rest he needs…I always like when some of those guys sit because they get to see the game from a different perspective.” (1/30/2026)
“Everybody thinks we’re going to suck. I love it.” (July 2025, per Derrick White)
January 31, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“Everybody thinks we’re going to suck. I love it.” (July 2025, per Derrick White)
“Just one of those nights, they played better than us. They got the best of us ... we didn't play well, they did, and you move on.” (1/28/2026)
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“Just one of those nights, they played better than us. They got the best of us ... we didn't play well, they did, and you move on.” (1/28/2026)
"A lot at restaurants, you know. Like, when the waiter brings the check and then leaves. Just take the card. You got to be ready. You have to be ready. You got to at least have the option to be ready. You have to be ready to take the card. That's why I like Europe." (1/21/2026)
January 29, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"A lot at restaurants, you know. Like, when the waiter brings the check and then leaves. Just take the card. You got to be ready. You have to be ready. You got to at least have the option to be ready. You have to be ready to take the card. That's why I like Europe." (1/21/2026)
"Well, last night at TD Garden, I was getting on the elevator. Someone said, 'Happy New Year!' That's ridiculous." (1/21/2026)
January 28, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"Well, last night at TD Garden, I was getting on the elevator. Someone said, 'Happy New Year!' That's ridiculous." (1/21/2026)
"I'd say one is the statute of limitations on 'happy holidays' texts. I mean, for me, Christmas is like a six-week thing. So you have Advent and then you got a couple weeks. So Christmas, I'm like, do, but I think New Year ends at 9 pm on January 1st. It's over." (1/21/2026)
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"I'd say one is the statute of limitations on 'happy holidays' texts. I mean, for me, Christmas is like a six-week thing. So you have Advent and then you got a couple weeks. So Christmas, I'm like, do, but I think New Year ends at 9 pm on January 1st. It's over." (1/21/2026)
"I actually have a text thread with a friend where, like, every time one of them happens, we text each other. Like, add it to the list....There's no one that stands out, though. There's a ton. I wish I had my phone so I can actually read some of them off." (1/21/2026)
January 26, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"I actually have a text thread with a friend where, like, every time one of them happens, we text each other. Like, add it to the list....There's no one that stands out, though. There's a ton. I wish I had my phone so I can actually read some of them off." (1/21/2026)
“I do have a lot of pet peeves. There’s so many of them, I can’t think of all of them.” (1/21/2026)
January 25, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“I do have a lot of pet peeves. There’s so many of them, I can’t think of all of them.” (1/21/2026)
"I saw a guy going in to try to get a shot, and he hadn't made one, and I didn't want him to feel good about himself going to the bench." (3/14/2025)
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"I saw a guy going in to try to get a shot, and he hadn't made one, and I didn't want him to feel good about himself going to the bench." (3/14/2025)
"We can't do anything other than do our job every single day." (1/11/2026)
January 23, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"We can't do anything other than do our job every single day." (1/11/2026)
"Apparently the trainer said that another guy had one and it turned on him in the middle of the night." (12/18/2025)
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"Apparently the trainer said that another guy had one and it turned on him in the middle of the night." (12/18/2025)
“I failed medical school.” (1/20/2026)
January 21, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“I failed medical school.” (1/20/2026)
“It’s nothing that he’s doing wrong.” (1/1/2026)
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 PM
“It’s nothing that he’s doing wrong.” (1/1/2026)