In Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury, crouch-walking against a switch will make Mario vibrate extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites.

i'm having more fun at work than you bc i have bunny is a rider stuck in my head

boyfriend: let's do another crossword
me: idk i think it's bedtime
(boyfriend falls asleep in the middle of the additional crossword)

tomorrow is Béla Bartók's birthday fyi. set aside some time to listen to his string quartets, to really listen. very very worth your time, you will remember the day you put aside your other work to listen to the Bartok quartets.

delighted to receive @umoruban.bsky.social music disk today

gonna see what strings i have to pull to play the entirety of a la sala on the office speaker today

-staying up super late gives me migraines
-dehydration gives me migraines
conclusion: if i drink lots of water, i can stay up as late as i want

Magdalena Bay- Imaginal Disk (2024)

there are many many apt criticisms you can make of DOGE without suggesting that young people have no place in politics

who out here doing dog lobotomies? lobotomies on dogs

diet pepsi is so close to having a vocoder in it... why the hell didn't they put a vocoder in it

lemony snicket's commentary with the director on a series of unfortunate events (2004) is one of the funniest listening experiences a man can have

i agree that bluesky is better than twitter but unfortunately the bluesky demographic seems to be millennial tea drinkers who read smut fantasy novels? is this user error?

i need instagram's algorithm to recognize that me going to a profile to hit the block button is not the same as me going to a profile because i'm interested in seeing more similar content