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bird app refugee
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total trash mammal
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“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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Gonna start a service where you have to pay me to
December 2, 2024 at 6:14 PM
i fear she’s getting repetitive
December 5, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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the biggest tragedy in the online content creator space is how many genuinely talented people serve an algorithm that doesn't give a fuck about them instead of pursuing their own creative ambitions
December 4, 2024 at 1:08 AM
spent years aligning myself with strawberry but i fear i’ve made a shift towards cherry
December 4, 2024 at 9:18 PM
ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO PLAY SUPERVIVE
November 22, 2024 at 6:45 PM
the grip supervive is about to have on me for the foreseeable future is TIGHT
November 22, 2024 at 7:29 AM
gonna pick one (1) of my friends and start copying every post they make word for word and see how long it takes for them to catch on.
November 21, 2024 at 3:46 AM
headbutted my dentist really hard and now i think hes mad at me (it was on purpose.) :(((
November 20, 2024 at 11:03 PM
one of those lil hacker dudes joined my webfishing lobby and kicked like 75% of the people but lemme tell ya. my line never left the water. fish fear me. hackers fear me. god fears me.
November 20, 2024 at 10:25 AM
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I was never human i just happened to live in the human world in a human body
November 19, 2024 at 5:02 PM
i feel maternal instincts when i look at the rizzler. i want to keep that sweet young man safe from the horrors of the world.
November 20, 2024 at 2:01 AM
3 reposts should i start askin for brand deals
November 20, 2024 at 1:15 AM
leave webfishing ALONE
November 20, 2024 at 12:05 AM
am i famous yet
November 19, 2024 at 10:23 PM
none of these 10 year olds realize how good i am at dress to impress
November 19, 2024 at 4:17 AM
WHERE ARE ALL THE PORN BOTS
November 19, 2024 at 3:53 AM
you’re either an ass eater or an eass atter
November 19, 2024 at 3:52 AM
should i go to truth social next
November 19, 2024 at 3:51 AM
i will be the first person to get cancelled on bluesky
November 19, 2024 at 3:48 AM
hey guys! i’m here to start the #smallstreamer community on #bluesky ! follow train?
November 19, 2024 at 3:47 AM
how much am i allowed to threaten people on here
November 19, 2024 at 3:46 AM
they’re eating the gluppies
November 15, 2024 at 7:19 AM
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Daily bunny no.2774 brought a few plus ones
November 15, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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November 14, 2024 at 7:50 PM