Nintendo let me build tanks for my bugs and fish in animal crossing. I know you know we are keeping these critters and I know you know that your setups for them in the game SUCK

Reasons to tell people you're leaving a social gathering

- "I need to rip a fat one so bad and I respect this company too much to subject anyone to that"

- "the curse is back"

- "my brother in Christ, I am covered in sweat"

She's so good at yelling

I miss crocheting!!!!!!!! I miss crocheting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways the Xbox is talking to me like the green goblin mask

The way that shows and movies do blatant and violent rape scenes all the time as plot devices nowadays is so fucking lazy. If it is not violently distressing to the viewer, like it is for myself, it's just unnecessary when there are so many more creative and non-triggering ways to portray that story

/FENRIS MY BELOVED/

Sup, y'all like tlou?

I miss having fish

Fuck this archdemon!!!!!!! Fuck this archdemon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No fucking way

I was born and then I died on a dirty bong rip and now I'm back again