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MaxOrMillie
@maxormillie.bsky.social
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Moved here from @Maxormillie on twitter!

Maximilian. Go by Max or Millie. I didn't know how to use Twitter and I don't know how to use Bluesky. I am a tumblr user at heart, but alas, no penis there. He/Him
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MaxOrMillie @maxormillie.bsky.social · Dec 9
I'm alive! So sorry for the disappearance, I had a messy year. But I'm back and have finally watched season 2! Will be migrating my art here from twitter then getting back on my bullshit
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So fucked up that we actively see Velvette brewing something in the show but only know about Love Potion. What other potions does she make??? I need too know for porn reasons thank u
February 8, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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Another reason why I've been quiet is cuz I'm spending all creative energy on the Vel Switch Week drawings....... 👀
February 7, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Velvette Switch Week!

A character week for kinky works centering Hell's top influencer. Rach day has two Sub!Velvette and two Dom!Velvette prompts + one extra day where both share the prompt 'Love Potion.'

Dates: February 22nd to March 1st.

#hazbinhotel #hazbinvelvette
December 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Moths with 12-hour mating sessions. Sharks with tonic immobility... I'm having a vision of Vox just "tapping out" for ten hours if he needs a break and letting Val use him as a glorified sex doll. Tell me they aren't made for each other.
February 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
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Finally....finished this.....

#hazbinhotel #minicomic
February 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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I've had a bit of art block, which is why I haven't been posting. BUT ☝️ I wrote #Staticmoth smut for anyone who might be interested! archiveofourown.org/works/78565261 My first time writing fic and it's these losers roleplaying and being horrible to each other ❤️
Nostagia Bait - Maxormillie - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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January 31, 2026 at 1:40 AM
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I really wanna learn more about how Velvette got involved with Vox. Cuz I remember all those articles in the 2010s about how the internet was gonna kill TV & cable ratings were plummeting cuz everyone was just watching youtube instead. I hope she almost killed his ass lol
January 2, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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New Years resolution is to get back into drawing porn and maybe start up commissions if I ever stop being scared of people giving me their money
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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I hope we learn more about the other Vees' human lives and that Velvette did something as bad as, if not worse than serial killing cult leader and that Val did smth real mundane like drunk driving
December 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I hope Val and Vel left Vox's body out in the street somewhere, at least for a little bit, so random people could fuck it before giving it back to him 😌
December 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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The weird hazing rituals, the verbal abuse, fucking in the dressing rooms, power trips, sexworkers, makeup... love that for him #hazbinhotelvox #vincentwhittman
A screenshot from the book "The Box: An oral history of television, 1920-1961" by Jeff Kisseloff. The excerpt reads: JACK CARTER: The exposure you got from being on Sullivan was unbeatable, but Sullivan was vicious. Sullivan was crazed. That veneer of being [slips into a perfect Sullivan imitation] very holier-than-thou. "Hi there, the nuns are out here, and the priests are my dear friends. These nice youngsters..." But when you got into the dressing room after your run-through, he called you in [again, as Sullivan]: "What kind of fucking shit is that?! You do that shit on my fucking show. You asshole. Fuck you with that shit. How dare you come in here with that cock-sucking shit. I don't need that fucking shit. Don't do that cock-sucking shit on my show. Balls! That's bullshit. You're doing fucking shit. Now, take that out. You can't do that." It was hysterical. A screenshot from the book "The Box: An oral history of television, 1920-1961" by Jeff Kisseloff. The excerpt reads: MEL DIAMOND: I met Greg on "The Kate Smith Show." Kate's voice was like spun gold, and on camera she embodied all the sweetest virtues of American life, decency, kindness, and good taste. Meanwhile, behind the scenes her show was more like an orgy. I remember "Boom Boom," our resident schtupper, not to mention this heir to an oleo margarine fortune, who ran an expensive call girl operation on the side. As it happened, his girls began appearing on the show as models, so when Kate was downstairs on the air singing "God Bless America," some of us were in the dressing rooms upstairs getting laid. That's why when I think of "The Golden Age" of television, I'm not remembering the "Philco Playhouse." CHARLIE ISAACS: Comedians are a horny breed. Hope was the worst. It's quite common knowledge, but the press has been good to him. Hope had what they called a beard, a guy that pretends the girl is his date. His beard was a guy named Barney Dean. I remember when I did the Walgreen show there was a gorgeous girl sitting in the audience during rehearsal. I started to talk to her, and Barney sits down on my right and whispers, "Leave her alone. Bob's girl." MEL DIAMOND: Hope kept a lot of young chicks around. They used to say he could get into his car, and it would automatically take him where he had a chick stashed. A screenshot from the book "The Box: An oral history of television, 1920-1961" by Jeff Kisseloff. The excerpt reads: Fred smoked like crazy. On my first broadcast, I was sitting next to him when in his excitement he dropped a lighted cigarette in my pocket. I'm trying to follow the script and I'm pounding my coat, trying to put out the fire in my suit, while he's yelling. "Follow the script!" "My suit's on fire!" "The hell with your suit. Follow the script!" I said, "Fuck this place. These guys are crazy." But as time went on, I got a reputation of being crazier than they were. CBS was full of academic elitists. I brought in the Hildy Johnson "Kill 'im, kill 'im, kill 'im." I realized that out there were cops, firemen, and homemakers. I've always had a genuine affection for Kiwanis and Rotarians, "the people." I like "the people." We were trying to reach the mass audience. This was BROADcasting. You reach the lowest common denominator. The trick is to do that without losing your soul. BOB BENDICK: Don can talk about going tabloid, but he was not his own boss in terms of what went into the news. There was an overview that kept it within the Murrow tradition. MARTIN HOADE: After the convention, it was decided that NBC could do on television what we do on radio—a daily hard news report that wasn't just tits-and-ass like the newsreels. A screenshot from the book "The Box: An oral history of television, 1920-1961" by Jeff Kisseloff. The excerpt reads: RAY FORREST: We talked Lowell Thomas into doing his radio news show as a simulcast out of Studio 3H. I had already learned that if you didn't put Pan-Cake makeup on, you looked terrible. Lowell had a very heavy beard. He was also a very macho guy. He had been with Lawrence of Arabia, and he had been in Tibet, so, when I said to him, "Lowell, you're going to have to put makeup on," he said [with pear-shaped tones], "Makeup? Not me." "Lowell, you're gonna look like hell." He went on without it, but someone said something to him, and the next week he agreed to use makeup. He wouldn't touch it, though. It was much too effeminate for him, so I became his makeup man. Then every so often he would say, "I'm doing my show from Pawling." That meant he couldn't do the TV part of the simulcast, so I got the job of anchoring the TV news. I did it mostly by going up to the newsroom and tearing the copy off the teletype.
December 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I always see people saying Vox can't really eat pussy cuz his screen can't fit between legs, but, consider: Velvette can just remove her legs, so.....
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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The Alastor/Vox beef boiling down to "It's so lame that you have friends" "FUCK, he's right! It IS lame that I have friends!!" Like what the fuck is wrong with them? Clown to clown communication, clown to clown conversation...
December 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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last one was dealers choice 😈

#valastor #vaggivel #angelniss #circuscest #royalvelvette #polyvees
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Wanted to try my hand at simple looping animation!! So have Vel gooning lol. Gonna see if I can extend it at some point but it will probably take a while #HazbinHotelVelvette #Velvette
December 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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I hate posting pictures that aren't art cuz I know it clutters the media tab. But, if anyone wants inspo about what Vox's human life working in TV was like PLEASE read "The Box", a history book about the dawn of TV. I've been losing my damn mind reading this... #HazbinHotelVox #VincentWhittman
A screenshot from "The Box: An Oral History of Television, 1920-1961" by Jeff Kisseloff. The excerpt reads: "No, sir, we're just trying to get..." Anyway, to cut around the bullshit, I booked the act. At rehearsal, he's standin' in the wings of the Civic Opera House. He's wearing a big rubber glove, and he's standin' behind the elephants and he's goin' into each one and Pushhhht [makes the motion of extending his arm and pulling it back five times]. I'm watching this, and I don't dare say, "What the fuck are ya doin'? You gettin' ya fuckin' nuts off goin' through an elephant's ass?" The assistant says to me, "He cleans 'em out so they don't do anything on stage." "Fine." [Screams] I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH TO SAY, "WHY DOESN'T HE DO IT RIGHT BEFORE THE SHOW?" I'M ASSUMING HE'S GONNA DO IT BEFORE THE SHOW, RIGHT? We start the show live, boom, bing, da, da, bing, bing. A lion, a tiger, an acrobatic team, "And now, ladies and gentlemen, here is Mary Hartline and the Super Circus Orchestra." Mary Hartline is a girl about twenty-four years old who has the biggest pair of tits on a white girl I have ever seen [extends his arms). Unbelievable, and a dingbat, but she married some of the richest men in America, five husbands. We decided that she should follow the elephants, so out come the elephants, and they go badabib badabing badabing badabing. Bang! One elephant starts to take a crap. And when one elephant starts to take a crap, on cue, five baby elephants start crapping and pissing all over the fucking ring. "AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MARY HARTLINE." Out she comes, and she's leading the whole fucking orchestra right through the shit. She falls right on her ass. She gets up, and she's covered.
December 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I know in my heart of hearts that Vincent Whittman dodged the draft
December 11, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Mentally, I am still here btw
Tweet from me on 23 May 2024 that says: "The idea of Vox being a cult leader in life is so funny to me idk why. Like middle-aged mid-century cult leader. Ooo so powerful and manipulative... Yea, okay, now get your organs rearranged by a giant mothman, bitch."
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Caught up on season 2! Great season for Vox fans who like seeing him suffer! 🙋‍♂️ #Voxval #staticmoth
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Creating a dump of my old #polyvees art from twitter so I can get them onto here for peace of mind lol
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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I'm alive! So sorry for the disappearance, I had a messy year. But I'm back and have finally watched season 2! Will be migrating my art here from twitter then getting back on my bullshit
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM