Rosalind Scallop
@maximumhorkheimer.bsky.social
Aunt Rosalind who can recall her deleted posts
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sorry I can't come tonight I need to sit in my orgone accumulator
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
sorry I can't come tonight I need to sit in my orgone accumulator
Why doesn't Henry Eraserhead just grind his terrible baby up and smoke him? That would solve the problem. And would impress the evil woman who lives next door.
November 11, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Why doesn't Henry Eraserhead just grind his terrible baby up and smoke him? That would solve the problem. And would impress the evil woman who lives next door.
If Lars von Trier has no haters, then I have died
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If Lars von Trier has no haters, then I have died
Reposted by Rosalind Scallop
hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
bring back Armistice Day tbh. I'm not necessarily against a day for veterans as such but it is extremely perverse to replace public commemoration of the Armistice with this
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
bring back Armistice Day tbh. I'm not necessarily against a day for veterans as such but it is extremely perverse to replace public commemoration of the Armistice with this
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"Movies should be more boring. Too much happens in most movies": they hated her because she spoke the truth.
November 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
"Movies should be more boring. Too much happens in most movies": they hated her because she spoke the truth.
Spiders are often called the angels of the insect world because they eat pests and have a strong spiritual presence.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Spiders are often called the angels of the insect world because they eat pests and have a strong spiritual presence.
Reposted by Rosalind Scallop
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
y'see I don't know whether to take unto myself a wife or a husband
November 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
y'see I don't know whether to take unto myself a wife or a husband
oh hell yes they've got antiques roadshow on netflix now
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
oh hell yes they've got antiques roadshow on netflix now
Reposted by Rosalind Scallop
Taco Bell’s new Seventhmeal promotion is looking pretty good
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Taco Bell’s new Seventhmeal promotion is looking pretty good
I met one of the guys from CINEMANIA outside a theater in LA! I guess he left New York about fifteen years ago for the purpose of attending even more movie screenings out here. I found him very difficult to talk to, and was irritated that he kept talking to me while I was trying to read a book.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I met one of the guys from CINEMANIA outside a theater in LA! I guess he left New York about fifteen years ago for the purpose of attending even more movie screenings out here. I found him very difficult to talk to, and was irritated that he kept talking to me while I was trying to read a book.
insane complaint I know but people fall in love with me too easily. A few times every year I'll notice that somebody who, for whatever reason, should not have has nonetheless fallen moderately in love with me, despite my efforts to discourage this. I'm courteous about it but it is an inconvenience.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
insane complaint I know but people fall in love with me too easily. A few times every year I'll notice that somebody who, for whatever reason, should not have has nonetheless fallen moderately in love with me, despite my efforts to discourage this. I'm courteous about it but it is an inconvenience.
Instead of shit like ZOOTOPIA 2 I think disney should do a furry adaptation of SILAS MARNER. Call that "Silas Marmot"
November 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Instead of shit like ZOOTOPIA 2 I think disney should do a furry adaptation of SILAS MARNER. Call that "Silas Marmot"
I know I'm famously a scallop but I think my "fursona" would actually be a mole
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I know I'm famously a scallop but I think my "fursona" would actually be a mole
starting to write children's poetry now that my friends are having kids
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
starting to write children's poetry now that my friends are having kids
Reposted by Rosalind Scallop
posting some bangin' 60s Cambodian psychedelic rock for one like on bluesky >>>>>
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
posting some bangin' 60s Cambodian psychedelic rock for one like on bluesky >>>>>
basically if I get to do something weird in a seminar paper, then I'm willing to forgive a lot of things that irritate me about a class
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
basically if I get to do something weird in a seminar paper, then I'm willing to forgive a lot of things that irritate me about a class
1. I started working at 16 & didn't go to college after high school because I hated school, but then I did go to college at 25 because I grew to hate work more than I hated school
2. If I don't spend two or three hours reading most days, I go nuts!!
These two things explain why I am "the way I am"
2. If I don't spend two or three hours reading most days, I go nuts!!
These two things explain why I am "the way I am"
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
1. I started working at 16 & didn't go to college after high school because I hated school, but then I did go to college at 25 because I grew to hate work more than I hated school
2. If I don't spend two or three hours reading most days, I go nuts!!
These two things explain why I am "the way I am"
2. If I don't spend two or three hours reading most days, I go nuts!!
These two things explain why I am "the way I am"
agreed to attend a function that begins at 1030 pm because I did not look closely at the invitation and just assumed that it would be at a normal time
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
agreed to attend a function that begins at 1030 pm because I did not look closely at the invitation and just assumed that it would be at a normal time
Reposted by Rosalind Scallop
This whole documentary is Sterling Hayden just drinking and getting high, and rambling. The narrator actually said "we wished we could get Hayden to drink less." I've never seen anything like this.
Now we are watching a 1983 documentary on Sterling Hayden that's on the Criterion disc. Great actor, crazy bastard.
November 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
This whole documentary is Sterling Hayden just drinking and getting high, and rambling. The narrator actually said "we wished we could get Hayden to drink less." I've never seen anything like this.