maxim
@maxim516.bsky.social
confidence interval activist
📍Buffalo, NY
📍Buffalo, NY
about to put in an offer 23%(!) over asking and I just knowww i will rank like 12th out of 15 offers lmao
April 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
about to put in an offer 23%(!) over asking and I just knowww i will rank like 12th out of 15 offers lmao
does this shirt make my tits look big
March 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
does this shirt make my tits look big
the wooly mice are the only thing keeping me going rn
March 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
the wooly mice are the only thing keeping me going rn
trying to psych myself up to vacuum… do you guys believe in me
February 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
trying to psych myself up to vacuum… do you guys believe in me
39° in Buffalo and I foolishly wore a coat and sweat my fucking ass off
February 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
39° in Buffalo and I foolishly wore a coat and sweat my fucking ass off
we build the prison,
lock ourselves inside,
then throw away the key
🧘🏼♂️
lock ourselves inside,
then throw away the key
🧘🏼♂️
February 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
we build the prison,
lock ourselves inside,
then throw away the key
🧘🏼♂️
lock ourselves inside,
then throw away the key
🧘🏼♂️
when my husband goes to bed i put on lord of the rings fellowship of the ring extended edition. 5 seconds later my sleep apnea attempts to kill me. i fight for my life until i have to get up to pee.
February 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
when my husband goes to bed i put on lord of the rings fellowship of the ring extended edition. 5 seconds later my sleep apnea attempts to kill me. i fight for my life until i have to get up to pee.
do you guys think i could live in a yurt in mongolia?
February 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
do you guys think i could live in a yurt in mongolia?
i’ve seen enough: the younger brother dies in White Lotus S3
February 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i’ve seen enough: the younger brother dies in White Lotus S3
driving from NY to FL next month to avoid planes 🤥
February 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
driving from NY to FL next month to avoid planes 🤥
been very ginger lately
February 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
been very ginger lately
growing my hair out and looking emo wbu
February 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
growing my hair out and looking emo wbu
being an american in toronto over the weekend was verrryyyy embarrassing 🤥
February 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
being an american in toronto over the weekend was verrryyyy embarrassing 🤥
uh oh it’s getting kinda hazy…
January 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
uh oh it’s getting kinda hazy…
just put an offer on a house. i need prayer warriors!!!
January 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
just put an offer on a house. i need prayer warriors!!!
the TV show Silo cured my insomnia
January 28, 2025 at 8:44 AM
the TV show Silo cured my insomnia
what is the hispanic dance we did as children? the machacabra? la cucharena? what is the name
January 28, 2025 at 7:53 AM
what is the hispanic dance we did as children? the machacabra? la cucharena? what is the name
the best part of the muffin… is the top
January 28, 2025 at 7:48 AM
the best part of the muffin… is the top
need to time travel back to 2001 so i can drive at night without being blinded by LEDs
January 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
need to time travel back to 2001 so i can drive at night without being blinded by LEDs
they don’t name people “Sue Ellen” anymore do they
January 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
they don’t name people “Sue Ellen” anymore do they
[nyt pitch bot voice] This MLK day, Lauren Sanchez gives “lace front” a whole new meaning
January 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
[nyt pitch bot voice] This MLK day, Lauren Sanchez gives “lace front” a whole new meaning
should i keep the stache longer or do i look like i play baseball and dip tabacco
January 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
should i keep the stache longer or do i look like i play baseball and dip tabacco
i have strep throat and i’m pounding rum cake. i might finish watching The Accountant (it’s so bad it’s good)
January 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i have strep throat and i’m pounding rum cake. i might finish watching The Accountant (it’s so bad it’s good)
castle for our annivesary 🤴🏼🤴🏼
January 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
castle for our annivesary 🤴🏼🤴🏼
