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Ordering from the local deli that draws a heart on my to go box just to feel something
November 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Ordering from the local deli that draws a heart on my to go box just to feel something
I went to listen to an artist I hadn’t listened to in a while only to find out they were on KPop Demon Hunters, so 6 of their top 15 tracks is now Golden and 9 are from the movie
August 23, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I went to listen to an artist I hadn’t listened to in a while only to find out they were on KPop Demon Hunters, so 6 of their top 15 tracks is now Golden and 9 are from the movie
Stick Bug Kaiju
August 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Stick Bug Kaiju
Going from blocking another weird AI Jesus account right to a fan cam of Muammar Gaddafi. What is happening
July 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Going from blocking another weird AI Jesus account right to a fan cam of Muammar Gaddafi. What is happening
I just typed up an entire satirical plot for a movie that doesn’t exist just for the comment I was trying to reply to to disappear at some point while I was typing. I did like, 5 seconds of research on this. I’m so upset
July 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I just typed up an entire satirical plot for a movie that doesn’t exist just for the comment I was trying to reply to to disappear at some point while I was typing. I did like, 5 seconds of research on this. I’m so upset
It’s a really bad time to be named Justin right now
July 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It’s a really bad time to be named Justin right now
Finding out Venus Williams is playing tennis again in my city was so cool until I found out why she’s playing tennis again. Wtf
July 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Finding out Venus Williams is playing tennis again in my city was so cool until I found out why she’s playing tennis again. Wtf
It’s so funny to me that Fromsoft makes a co-op game with a revive system that is literally just “beat the shit out of your friend until they wake up”
July 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It’s so funny to me that Fromsoft makes a co-op game with a revive system that is literally just “beat the shit out of your friend until they wake up”
I’VE DONE IT. I’ve made it to IRA TikTok and it was off me looking up something Ayo Edebiri said in reference to her Irish joke. The ancestors would be so proud. COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
July 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’VE DONE IT. I’ve made it to IRA TikTok and it was off me looking up something Ayo Edebiri said in reference to her Irish joke. The ancestors would be so proud. COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
I overheard a caterer on the phone with a client talking about caviar and then baked beans. What is being catered here?!
July 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I overheard a caterer on the phone with a client talking about caviar and then baked beans. What is being catered here?!
It should be a crime to take an awesome song and remixing it by destroying the vocals
June 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It should be a crime to take an awesome song and remixing it by destroying the vocals
I saw a “pride cake” and got excited because not only are rainbow cakes delicious, but the proceeds were going to an LGBTQIA charity. It was just a dyed layer cake. It was not, in fact, a rainbow cake. It had none of the flavor, just pure disappointment. At least that money went to a good cause
June 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I saw a “pride cake” and got excited because not only are rainbow cakes delicious, but the proceeds were going to an LGBTQIA charity. It was just a dyed layer cake. It was not, in fact, a rainbow cake. It had none of the flavor, just pure disappointment. At least that money went to a good cause
Castellanos didn’t hit a homer this time 😔
June 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Castellanos didn’t hit a homer this time 😔
Waiting to get called for my reservation at the hospital
June 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Waiting to get called for my reservation at the hospital
Hearing foreign languages with the New York accent is wild because you recognize the accent but can’t understand a word they’re saying
June 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Hearing foreign languages with the New York accent is wild because you recognize the accent but can’t understand a word they’re saying
ATTENTION. THE 9:06 AM TRAIN IS ESTIMATED TO ARRIVE AT 9:06AM. Thank you, New York railway system
June 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
ATTENTION. THE 9:06 AM TRAIN IS ESTIMATED TO ARRIVE AT 9:06AM. Thank you, New York railway system
I might just have to become a Commanders fan
June 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I might just have to become a Commanders fan
Saw a TikTok mini horror film thing where a guy throws legos all over the floor to stop the monster and she just jumps on them no problem. Went to make a comment on the legos and found the cringiest most gooner comment section I’ve ever seen. What is wrong with people
May 26, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Saw a TikTok mini horror film thing where a guy throws legos all over the floor to stop the monster and she just jumps on them no problem. Went to make a comment on the legos and found the cringiest most gooner comment section I’ve ever seen. What is wrong with people
Not a fuckin shameless Dremel plug
May 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Not a fuckin shameless Dremel plug
I got an email from United Healthcare so I expected it to be “hey this is how much you’ll have to pay for this procedure.” No. It was “we acknowledge that you’re getting this procedure. We may or may not cover it”
May 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I got an email from United Healthcare so I expected it to be “hey this is how much you’ll have to pay for this procedure.” No. It was “we acknowledge that you’re getting this procedure. We may or may not cover it”
What in the absolute tonal whiplash
May 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
What in the absolute tonal whiplash
Why does Saquon Barkley look like he was poorly photoshopped at the MET Gala
May 8, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Why does Saquon Barkley look like he was poorly photoshopped at the MET Gala
I was so excited to watch the absolute insanity of DK Metcalf and George Pickens playing together. And now I don’t get to 😞
May 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I was so excited to watch the absolute insanity of DK Metcalf and George Pickens playing together. And now I don’t get to 😞
Sinners is my favorite musical this year
April 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Sinners is my favorite musical this year
I was surprised we got The Accountant 2 and was shocked at its powerful message. In a world where autism is being attacked by the secretary of Health and Human Services and brain worms, The Accountant 2 says “weaponize it”
April 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I was surprised we got The Accountant 2 and was shocked at its powerful message. In a world where autism is being attacked by the secretary of Health and Human Services and brain worms, The Accountant 2 says “weaponize it”