@maxcardona.bsky.social
alien stepsister from planet weird 🪐
professional songwriter • vocalist • clown
instagram.com/mxcardona
professional songwriter • vocalist • clown
instagram.com/mxcardona
it’s literally so crazy how men just get uglier and uglier as they age and women stay eternally beautiful
July 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
it’s literally so crazy how men just get uglier and uglier as they age and women stay eternally beautiful
no one understands when i don’t blend the highlight on the tip of my nose. darling i am a CLOWN.
July 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
no one understands when i don’t blend the highlight on the tip of my nose. darling i am a CLOWN.
all i can really hope for is to one day have a dignified and romantic death
July 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
all i can really hope for is to one day have a dignified and romantic death
you’d honestly have to shoot and kill me before i would ever put my significant other’s name in my Instagram bio
June 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
you’d honestly have to shoot and kill me before i would ever put my significant other’s name in my Instagram bio
no piece of media is funnier than teenage justin bieber pointing to ellen degeneres while singing “shawty right there she’s got everything i need”
May 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
no piece of media is funnier than teenage justin bieber pointing to ellen degeneres while singing “shawty right there she’s got everything i need”
having a crush makes me want a lobotomy
May 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
having a crush makes me want a lobotomy
where the fuck can a girl get SOBE
May 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
where the fuck can a girl get SOBE
scrapped lyrics of the day:
turn that dick to stone i’m medusa
turn that dick to stone i’m medusa
May 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
scrapped lyrics of the day:
turn that dick to stone i’m medusa
turn that dick to stone i’m medusa
dying my hair red after getting white headphones is the most insane thing i’ve ever done
May 13, 2025 at 7:35 AM
dying my hair red after getting white headphones is the most insane thing i’ve ever done
me frantically collecting every video of doja cat at wango tango
a man wearing a champion sweatshirt is looking at two phones
ALT: a man wearing a champion sweatshirt is looking at two phones
media.tenor.com
May 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
me frantically collecting every video of doja cat at wango tango
scrapped lyrics of the day: i just wanna fuck, is that a crime?
May 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
scrapped lyrics of the day: i just wanna fuck, is that a crime?
doja cat could really do or say anything she wants to me like fuck it call me a slur mommy idc 🩷🩷🩷
May 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
doja cat could really do or say anything she wants to me like fuck it call me a slur mommy idc 🩷🩷🩷
thinking about reading the great gatsby again and ruining my fucking life
May 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
thinking about reading the great gatsby again and ruining my fucking life
revisited my twitter after years of boycotting and i fear i am a comedy god.
should i just repost my best work here?
should i just repost my best work here?
May 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
revisited my twitter after years of boycotting and i fear i am a comedy god.
should i just repost my best work here?
should i just repost my best work here?
currently sobbing, spitting, and throwing up over every party 4 u edit on tiktok.
this song somehow simultaneously destroys me and brings me to life.
this song somehow simultaneously destroys me and brings me to life.
May 1, 2025 at 8:27 AM
currently sobbing, spitting, and throwing up over every party 4 u edit on tiktok.
this song somehow simultaneously destroys me and brings me to life.
this song somehow simultaneously destroys me and brings me to life.
almost got crucified for saying i didn’t fw ed sheeran’s music anymore. damn didn’t know y’all rode for eddy like that.
April 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
almost got crucified for saying i didn’t fw ed sheeran’s music anymore. damn didn’t know y’all rode for eddy like that.
hate to yuck people’s yums but going to the bar to journal needs to be a felony
April 7, 2025 at 7:07 AM
hate to yuck people’s yums but going to the bar to journal needs to be a felony
why are we (the general public) acting like rupaul’s music doesn’t absolutely fucking bang
February 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
why are we (the general public) acting like rupaul’s music doesn’t absolutely fucking bang
twitter banned me multiple times for tweeting at corporations to kill themselves so now i’m here seeking refuge
January 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
twitter banned me multiple times for tweeting at corporations to kill themselves so now i’m here seeking refuge
soulmates recognize each other in every lifetime
January 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
soulmates recognize each other in every lifetime