whenever I go to a museum based around some rich person's eclectic art collection, I always make a point to take someone from staff aside and ask, "all right, now where's the back room where all the Kinkades are kept away from the proles?"

Ximena and the masters of the universe

a few years ago I told some people I know who work on mobile apps that they should write an app that listens to what you say and if you say güey more than ten times in a twenty four hour period it gives you an electric shock; alas, my idea so far remains unrealized

Q: ¿cómo se comen las quesadillas en Málaga?

A: con malagueña salsa roja

We're 15 to 20 years away from those stupid panickarticals about how all the people who know C are on the cusp of retirement or dead and who'll manitain our kernals !!!!?!??!?!

We'll also get stories about the weirdos who work 5 hours a week but make bank because they still grok pointer arithmetic.