K.C. Maw
mawman.bsky.social
K.C. Maw
@mawman.bsky.social
Just a person in the PNW trying to be.
Straight Cis/wht/male He/Him
the cursed combo
March 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I wish I could get to a point in my life where I don't care what people think about me in public.
February 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Decided to do our kids' birthday party themes like MBMBAM decides the year theme.
This year is my sons 2nd bday.
The theme is:
"2 Cats 2 Furry Hiss"

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February 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Professional wrestling is just a more physical version of "whose line is it anyway"
February 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
We only have 2 men's toilets at our plant. And they have been occupied for the past 2 hrs. I'm getting a full kegel exercise today.
February 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If the childens book industry wasn't cowards, they would print the original Man in the Yellow Hat from the Curious George series. He was a poacher who kidnapped George and taught him how to smoke and drink.
February 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What other powers do you think Jesus had that the Bible left out?
February 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
@planetmoney.bsky.social what would happen if everyone saved the suggested 15% for retirement. Could our economy survive us not spending any extra, or is the system based on us not saving for the future?
January 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
With inflation, the "if I had a nickel every time" statement is up to about $2.
January 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
For some reason, the coffee is hitting hard this morning. More doom and poop scrolling for me.
January 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Trump is now ,by his definition, the first female president!! Wooooo! We did it!
January 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When I'm at the indoor playground, I want the other parents to talk to me, so I feel included, but also fear them asking me about my kid.
January 19, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Why can I sing all the songs on my playlist in the shower, then in the car, but once I get to karaoke, I got nothing.
January 19, 2025 at 5:43 AM
No more tiktok, guess I'll just go watch some porn then.
January 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The cyber truck is the scarlet letter of our time.
January 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
When I got to work, my headphones started playing the last thing I listened to, and that was early 1900s carousel pipe organ songs at full volume.
January 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The best place to get away with a fart is an indoor kids' play area.
January 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Why is it so hard to find Diet Rite around here?
January 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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This year, at the end of every episode, you should come up with a new name for the year.
January 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
the internet is just a place for the rich to play pranks on us poor folk but not actually have to see or touch us.
January 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Bots on bots on bots for days on days on days.
January 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I wish I had the time, money, and space to be on Hoarders. Something to aspire to, I guess.
January 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM