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· May 24
Forbidden words of 2025 (Life in Hell)
deserves
trauma
does anyone else
am I the only one who
unalive
pew pew
body count
lazy writing
cringe
radical
tubular
cats pajamas
boss
illegal
media literacy
content
efficiency
concerning
creator
genocide
gene
gen
space
pronoun
npc
biden
freedom
children
ai
deserves
trauma
does anyone else
am I the only one who
unalive
pew pew
body count
lazy writing
cringe
radical
tubular
cats pajamas
boss
illegal
media literacy
content
efficiency
concerning
creator
genocide
gene
gen
space
pronoun
npc
biden
freedom
children
ai
Mentally using the word “wait” to begin every post I read to greet engineered urgency with flat disappointment for the lulz
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Mentally using the word “wait” to begin every post I read to greet engineered urgency with flat disappointment for the lulz
Exiting the “yes, and” phase, entering a “no, but maybe” mode. This is going to be a weird, dumb ride
November 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Exiting the “yes, and” phase, entering a “no, but maybe” mode. This is going to be a weird, dumb ride
To alive or unalive, what’s your damage: would you rather go the pick me sellout awaiting the eventual milkshake ducking or kys. Cringe.
Hamlet, I think
Hamlet, I think
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
To alive or unalive, what’s your damage: would you rather go the pick me sellout awaiting the eventual milkshake ducking or kys. Cringe.
Hamlet, I think
Hamlet, I think
Also, we write our own stories. We wrote a stupid one. Perhaps it picks up in act iii and we can stick the landing.
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Also, we write our own stories. We wrote a stupid one. Perhaps it picks up in act iii and we can stick the landing.
Can’t really recall the times I didn’t sleep without having one eye open. Maybe 2004-2006? Yet it seems I’ve grown accustomed to this face.
To negative space, cheers!
To negative space, cheers!
October 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Can’t really recall the times I didn’t sleep without having one eye open. Maybe 2004-2006? Yet it seems I’ve grown accustomed to this face.
To negative space, cheers!
To negative space, cheers!
Bring back toynbee tiles pls
October 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Bring back toynbee tiles pls
I dunno, guys, I think folks are going to have to feel it to believe it. Seeing it means nothing. Goodness gracious, they probably can’t feel it, either, can they? Oh no. What did we do? What *can* we do? We must party. Partytown USA
October 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I dunno, guys, I think folks are going to have to feel it to believe it. Seeing it means nothing. Goodness gracious, they probably can’t feel it, either, can they? Oh no. What did we do? What *can* we do? We must party. Partytown USA
What if we’re Atlas
October 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
What if we’re Atlas
Protect your precious and figure out quick what exactly that is pls
October 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Protect your precious and figure out quick what exactly that is pls
I do wonder how the construction guys felt doing that. Must have been weird.
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I do wonder how the construction guys felt doing that. Must have been weird.
Reposted by maude squad
And so, through all the thick mists of the dim doubts in my mind, divine intuitions now and then shoot
October 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
And so, through all the thick mists of the dim doubts in my mind, divine intuitions now and then shoot
Some faces I simply must see with my own eyes on a regular basis. If only for a few moments at least.
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Some faces I simply must see with my own eyes on a regular basis. If only for a few moments at least.
Fuck it, let’s do a Nelson revival. After the rain and shit, yeah
October 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Fuck it, let’s do a Nelson revival. After the rain and shit, yeah
I guess Cowboy Dan got what he wanted. Dick.
October 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I guess Cowboy Dan got what he wanted. Dick.
Can I make fun of reiki or is that protected pls I must know before tonight’s party
October 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Can I make fun of reiki or is that protected pls I must know before tonight’s party
Instead of wondering if you’re good enough, just ask yourself, at least once, if whatever is good enough for you
October 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Instead of wondering if you’re good enough, just ask yourself, at least once, if whatever is good enough for you
I wonder if we’re bringing back little corner grocery stores. Business in the front, living quarters in the back. Do it with all sorts of shops. I mean, there’s a path off this clusterfuck, but we kinda have to clear it ourselves. And we totally could and can and should. Go mullet, I mean.
September 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I wonder if we’re bringing back little corner grocery stores. Business in the front, living quarters in the back. Do it with all sorts of shops. I mean, there’s a path off this clusterfuck, but we kinda have to clear it ourselves. And we totally could and can and should. Go mullet, I mean.
Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em
September 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em
Overheard a young lady: m’kay, love you forever. Well not forever, but erm, I love you. K bye.
That’s a keeper right there
That’s a keeper right there
September 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Overheard a young lady: m’kay, love you forever. Well not forever, but erm, I love you. K bye.
That’s a keeper right there
That’s a keeper right there
It’s kinda hard, yet necessary. Can’t get caught up in flaws. Everyone’s got em. You do, too. Not gonna have a perfect hero, partner, friend, comrade. FDA allows what, like 3% impurity (rat turds) in foods? Hafta apply that to people. The “whatabouts” will crush us. Gotta let some stuff go for now.
September 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It’s kinda hard, yet necessary. Can’t get caught up in flaws. Everyone’s got em. You do, too. Not gonna have a perfect hero, partner, friend, comrade. FDA allows what, like 3% impurity (rat turds) in foods? Hafta apply that to people. The “whatabouts” will crush us. Gotta let some stuff go for now.
The hottest trends this holiday season are veiled threats, talking around things, and leg warmers
September 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The hottest trends this holiday season are veiled threats, talking around things, and leg warmers
So do the kids today think it’s cool to be a goody-goody
September 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
So do the kids today think it’s cool to be a goody-goody
Cat Stevens - I'm Gonna Get Me A Gun - 1967 ( 720p )
YouTube video by Amigo
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September 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Meme manifesto, attention span of a goldfish
September 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Meme manifesto, attention span of a goldfish