matt
@matvillain.bsky.social
the red-haired king, patron saint of adhd
go sox kid
(he/him/his)
go sox kid
(he/him/his)
Mickey 17 was good, though I really thought they were gonna do Pattinson selfcest
March 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Mickey 17 was good, though I really thought they were gonna do Pattinson selfcest
if I had a nickel for every time I watched fruits basket I’d have three nickels
December 18, 2024 at 6:09 AM
if I had a nickel for every time I watched fruits basket I’d have three nickels
very niche issue but I missed the steam achievement in sekiro for all prosthetic upgrades cuz cloud saves were off and Im so damn dejected about having to start a completely new save file to perfect this game now
December 18, 2024 at 4:07 AM
very niche issue but I missed the steam achievement in sekiro for all prosthetic upgrades cuz cloud saves were off and Im so damn dejected about having to start a completely new save file to perfect this game now
miss my boy Nigel so much
I mean look at this handsome lad
I mean look at this handsome lad
December 6, 2024 at 11:21 PM
miss my boy Nigel so much
I mean look at this handsome lad
I mean look at this handsome lad
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Wow! Who could have ever predicted that putting these goons in charge was actually going to completely fuck over the American people?? We never could have seen this coming!
Don't say we didn't warn you, folks: Republicans are saying "everything is on the table" for cuts, and Fox News clarifies: "...and that includes Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid."
🚨There should be bipartisan OUTRAGE at this.
🚨There should be bipartisan OUTRAGE at this.
December 6, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Wow! Who could have ever predicted that putting these goons in charge was actually going to completely fuck over the American people?? We never could have seen this coming!
SIGN MAX FRIED NOWWWW
November 27, 2024 at 3:49 PM
SIGN MAX FRIED NOWWWW
I’ve been poisoned by Sox Twitter positivity and I am damn near *expecting* Juan Soto to sign in Boston I am going to get so hurt when he goes to fucking LA 😭
November 21, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I’ve been poisoned by Sox Twitter positivity and I am damn near *expecting* Juan Soto to sign in Boston I am going to get so hurt when he goes to fucking LA 😭
I think this was the nail in the coffin for Twitter
November 20, 2024 at 5:30 PM
I think this was the nail in the coffin for Twitter
the mlb isn’t ready for The Password
I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”
November 20, 2024 at 12:22 PM
the mlb isn’t ready for The Password
I’ve had the hiccups for going on an hour now
November 19, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I’ve had the hiccups for going on an hour now
If I can start to see consistent Red Sox posting on bluesky I legit got no need to be on Twitter and that’s a very good thing
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
If I can start to see consistent Red Sox posting on bluesky I legit got no need to be on Twitter and that’s a very good thing
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I’m gonna hang over here for a while it’s putrid on Twitter man
November 6, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I’m gonna hang over here for a while it’s putrid on Twitter man
Dune ‘84 is wild. I have so many thoughts but mainly I just think it’s funny Lynch physically depicted the ‘weirding way’ Paul teaches his Fedaykin as voice activated laser modules instead it just referring to the various Bene Gesserit awareness and combat trainings Paul and Jessica have honed
June 19, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Dune ‘84 is wild. I have so many thoughts but mainly I just think it’s funny Lynch physically depicted the ‘weirding way’ Paul teaches his Fedaykin as voice activated laser modules instead it just referring to the various Bene Gesserit awareness and combat trainings Paul and Jessica have honed
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America is the best country because we have the Beach level, the water level, the casino level, the tropical level, the ice level, the volcano level, the city level, the factory level, the big tree level, the poisonous swamp level and so many more.
January 13, 2024 at 8:06 AM
America is the best country because we have the Beach level, the water level, the casino level, the tropical level, the ice level, the volcano level, the city level, the factory level, the big tree level, the poisonous swamp level and so many more.
merry christmas to all you beautiful people
December 25, 2023 at 10:00 AM
merry christmas to all you beautiful people
Me and my buddy were trying to repopulate our minecraft village humanely but as always it has devolved into locking them all in a room and throwing potatoes at them
December 21, 2023 at 11:32 AM
Me and my buddy were trying to repopulate our minecraft village humanely but as always it has devolved into locking them all in a room and throwing potatoes at them
I’ve been out of the game too long I’ve lost my posting juice
December 21, 2023 at 10:05 AM
I’ve been out of the game too long I’ve lost my posting juice
I forgot about bluesky what’s happening over here
December 19, 2023 at 8:57 AM
I forgot about bluesky what’s happening over here
my favorite radiohead song
September 21, 2023 at 7:02 PM
my favorite radiohead song
fantasy football painstakingly reminding me what it feels like to despair over multiple different games at a time
September 17, 2023 at 6:06 PM
fantasy football painstakingly reminding me what it feels like to despair over multiple different games at a time
“You and ur Homie aren’t chill like that”
Me and my homie Nigel:
Me and my homie Nigel:
September 7, 2023 at 9:18 PM
“You and ur Homie aren’t chill like that”
Me and my homie Nigel:
Me and my homie Nigel: