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The Nefarious Dr Raccoon
@mattyraccy.bsky.social
A bibliophilic procyonid. Psychiatrist and addiction medicine specialist. Neuroscience lecturer. Frequently political. Metal head and horror fan.
Watching the music video for Horror Movie by Skyhooks and thinking how it would be denounced as "woke" if it were released today lol
February 18, 2026 at 1:02 AM
The Major is the perfect depiction of a Nazi. Dehumanised to the core. He is so apathetic he doesn't even pretend that Nazi "ideology" is even his true motivation, he literally just wants to see the world burn.
February 17, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Dr Shaun Murphey: freaks out in the middle of the night because he can't find a screwdriver to tighten the ring on a faucet to stop it dripping incessantly.

Me, an actually autistic doctor: just wears earplugs to bed
February 16, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Deadass my reaction to a guy I saw today wearing an "Unvaccinated and Ready to Fuck" tshirt today.
February 16, 2026 at 5:15 AM
February 15, 2026 at 1:36 AM
When the Dow Jones is up.
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I recently found out an actor that I've only seen a few times on SVU is a complete nutcase irl (Terrence Howard). It was surprising because his character on SVU is a well-spoken lawyer who defended black men against racist misidentification. There's a huge disconnect there.
February 14, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Crude oil is a source of many hydrocarbons, including the important aromatic compounds like phenol, which is used to produce a wide range of pharmaceuticals including paracetamol/acetaminophen. 1/2
February 11, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Why are these the top results for Googling "Sydney Mardi Gras 2026"?
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Google AI is even worse explaining music than it is at explaining physics. 216 Hz is slightly below A3 (220 Hz), making it slightly flat, not sharp. Also standing bells, also called singing bowls, are not musical instruments and are not tuned to musical notes.
February 7, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Anti-abortion losers.

Me: huh. No women?
Them: um...they couldn't make it.
Me: sure, and your girlfriend goes to another school.
February 6, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Transphobes are now angry that a trans man who hasn't undergone any medical transition is competing in women's ski events at the Winter Olympics, further confirming they just don't like trans people existing.
February 6, 2026 at 7:39 AM
February 5, 2026 at 11:56 AM
February 5, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Scott Morrison shat himself in a McDonalds restaurant. Trump shat himself in the White House, where he has held formal dinners catered by McDonalds. Conclusion: McDonalds makes world leaders shit themselves.
February 3, 2026 at 6:48 AM
February 2, 2026 at 8:40 AM
January 31, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Implying Trump is the DDR, when he much better represents Eastern Germany. Especially their creepy sociological "experiments".
January 30, 2026 at 4:04 AM
It would be nice if more people understood this simple concept.
January 28, 2026 at 4:07 AM
January 26, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Let's dissect "WomenAreWomen"'s post here to display their malice. What they say violates syllogistic logic and set theory, yet they seem to understand what the word "corollary" means, implying they do know they are full of shit. One can infer from this that they hope people are too stupid to tell.
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Reasons for flying an Australian flag at your home or residence:

1. You often forget which country you are living in.

End of list.
January 22, 2026 at 8:26 AM
I am pretty sure the emotional dysregulation was already there.
January 21, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Um....no. Furries did not teach me traditional masculine values.
January 20, 2026 at 5:40 AM