Mattyfp
@mattyfp.bsky.social
Retired punker. Elder gay. Not sure how I survived all the stupid shit I've done. He/him
It's getting closer! Is this my Disney princess moment?
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 AM
It's getting closer! Is this my Disney princess moment?
My presence was unexpected
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
My presence was unexpected
Brushing my teeth always makes me gag, but sucking a dick does not.
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Brushing my teeth always makes me gag, but sucking a dick does not.
October was kinda a bust for me. A few good moments, but mostly a gray blob.
November 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
October was kinda a bust for me. A few good moments, but mostly a gray blob.
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We’ve teamed up with @arrowvideo.bsky.social to give away three sets of:
– In the Mouth of Madness by Sutter Cane (hardcover)
– Arrow’s new UK 4K bluray
To enter, it's maddeningly simple… like and share this post by 26 Oct, 5pm GMT.
The winners will be chosen at random and contacted directly.
– In the Mouth of Madness by Sutter Cane (hardcover)
– Arrow’s new UK 4K bluray
To enter, it's maddeningly simple… like and share this post by 26 Oct, 5pm GMT.
The winners will be chosen at random and contacted directly.
October 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
We’ve teamed up with @arrowvideo.bsky.social to give away three sets of:
– In the Mouth of Madness by Sutter Cane (hardcover)
– Arrow’s new UK 4K bluray
To enter, it's maddeningly simple… like and share this post by 26 Oct, 5pm GMT.
The winners will be chosen at random and contacted directly.
– In the Mouth of Madness by Sutter Cane (hardcover)
– Arrow’s new UK 4K bluray
To enter, it's maddeningly simple… like and share this post by 26 Oct, 5pm GMT.
The winners will be chosen at random and contacted directly.
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the three big questions that every good journalist knows to ask:
Would you fuck the Hulk?
Should you fuck the Hulk?
Could you fuck the Hulk?
Would you fuck the Hulk?
Should you fuck the Hulk?
Could you fuck the Hulk?
October 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
the three big questions that every good journalist knows to ask:
Would you fuck the Hulk?
Should you fuck the Hulk?
Could you fuck the Hulk?
Would you fuck the Hulk?
Should you fuck the Hulk?
Could you fuck the Hulk?
I need everyone to read Hello Sunshine by @keezyyoung.bsky.social. Beautiful artwork, compelling characters, an engaging and creepy story, and amazing compassionate insight into mental illness. 5 stars
September 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I need everyone to read Hello Sunshine by @keezyyoung.bsky.social. Beautiful artwork, compelling characters, an engaging and creepy story, and amazing compassionate insight into mental illness. 5 stars
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Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
I have such little interaction with this account maybe I should just post hog on main
September 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I have such little interaction with this account maybe I should just post hog on main
t was a day. It's over and now to crash.
August 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
t was a day. It's over and now to crash.
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An evil genius monkey teams up with an interdimensional reality show monster to attack a bunch of flamboyant muscular dudes.
Mojo Jojo Mojo JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Mojo Jojo Mojo JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
August 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
An evil genius monkey teams up with an interdimensional reality show monster to attack a bunch of flamboyant muscular dudes.
Mojo Jojo Mojo JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
Mojo Jojo Mojo JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
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You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
August 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
You don’t ‘run the gambit.’
gamut = entire range or series
gauntlet = severe trial
Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
Imagine being a plant and developing capsaicin as a defense and then humans come along and are like, "Hurt me pepper daddy."
July 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Imagine being a plant and developing capsaicin as a defense and then humans come along and are like, "Hurt me pepper daddy."
I just noticed this bruise. WTF did I do to my arm?
July 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I just noticed this bruise. WTF did I do to my arm?
"It feels muggy." No shit.
July 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
"It feels muggy." No shit.
Coming back from vacation for one day and having the next day off is the best way to ease yourself back into work.
July 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Coming back from vacation for one day and having the next day off is the best way to ease yourself back into work.
It's the last day of Pride Month, but I have no intention of stopping. Im going to get even gayer!
June 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It's the last day of Pride Month, but I have no intention of stopping. Im going to get even gayer!
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But the day and hour when the Venga Bus shall come, no man knows - neither the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but My Father only.
June 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
But the day and hour when the Venga Bus shall come, no man knows - neither the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but My Father only.
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Seen me posting about RHS2 on Kickstarter, but haven't read RHS1? You can get a PDF for 30% off and read it TODAY!! It's the funny weed number too!! A Pride month miracle! store.ironcircus.com/collections/...
June 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Seen me posting about RHS2 on Kickstarter, but haven't read RHS1? You can get a PDF for 30% off and read it TODAY!! It's the funny weed number too!! A Pride month miracle! store.ironcircus.com/collections/...
I'm so excited for this game!
youtu.be/7Gj9vincgw4?...
youtu.be/7Gj9vincgw4?...
Grave Seasons | Official Gameplay Trailer | PC Gaming Show at Summer Game Fest 2025
YouTube video by Perfect Garbage Studios
youtu.be
June 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'm so excited for this game!
youtu.be/7Gj9vincgw4?...
youtu.be/7Gj9vincgw4?...