The Felon in Chief is such a Pick-Me gay and you won’t change my mind.

I forgot this existed and I have yet to live up to the hype of chaos! Stay tuned, it’s going to get real weird real quick

and here we are…locked myself out of my car and office 🤦🏼‍♂️ Mom had to come with her key because Jeeps’s system decided to be in maintenance when I needed to unlock with the app. Then wallet was gone 😅 Thankfully Target people are kind and found it!! #DayFailed

I just want everyone to know this account is just going to be my super chaotic and unhinged thoughts. Buckle up buttercups!
#BlueSky

Hello BlueSky it’s me, MattyEdwin here at your service!