Matt 🍻🛳️
@mattybooz.bsky.social
Aspiring domestic engineer 🧺🍳🛍
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📍Boston
Having to jump on a four hour Zoom today is satan’s work.
January 26, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Having to jump on a four hour Zoom today is satan’s work.
The Rams coach kinda
a woman is sitting in a stadium holding a piece of paper and pointing at it .
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January 26, 2026 at 12:55 AM
The Rams coach kinda
Happy to report @crfxm.bsky.social made a delicious chicken pot pie tonight
January 25, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Happy to report @crfxm.bsky.social made a delicious chicken pot pie tonight
I know I’m in Somerville bc I just saw some woman cross country skiing down the neighborhood block
January 25, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I know I’m in Somerville bc I just saw some woman cross country skiing down the neighborhood block
Left my car in the parking garage at work because I’m going to be too lazy to shovel it out tomorrow.
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January 25, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Left my car in the parking garage at work because I’m going to be too lazy to shovel it out tomorrow.
The DJ pressed play on Jock Jams, Volume 1 and called it a night.
OK I may do a little dancing tonight, as a treat.
January 19, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The DJ pressed play on Jock Jams, Volume 1 and called it a night.
OK I may do a little dancing tonight, as a treat.
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
OK I may do a little dancing tonight, as a treat.
I really need to understand the thought process of this voter choosing Hudson over Byrne, Lawrence and Stone. I liked Hudson but —
January 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I really need to understand the thought process of this voter choosing Hudson over Byrne, Lawrence and Stone. I liked Hudson but —
Hilary Duff - Roommates (Official Video)
YouTube video by Hilary Duff
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January 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
This is going to age terribly
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
This is going to age terribly
I’m getting secondhand embarrassment from these red carpet questions. What ever happened to journalism? #GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I’m getting secondhand embarrassment from these red carpet questions. What ever happened to journalism? #GoldenGlobes
Tonight is my first night drinking alcohol since New Year’s. 10 days was a solid run.
January 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Tonight is my first night drinking alcohol since New Year’s. 10 days was a solid run.
I can’t wait to take a fat melatonin and pass out early tonight
January 10, 2026 at 12:48 AM
I can’t wait to take a fat melatonin and pass out early tonight
Bitchy emails to me get a bitchy reply
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January 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Bitchy emails to me get a bitchy reply
Wait…there’s a new season of Drag Race starting tonight? 😳 Feels like promo has been muted?
January 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Wait…there’s a new season of Drag Race starting tonight? 😳 Feels like promo has been muted?
Punch me in the face at midnight
January 1, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Punch me in the face at midnight
Let’s go somewhere warm for NYE next year
December 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Let’s go somewhere warm for NYE next year
Every day is Saturday when you’re off work for two weeks
December 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Every day is Saturday when you’re off work for two weeks
Got out of bed early for the first Saturday in forever to take a Barry’s class
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December 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Got out of bed early for the first Saturday in forever to take a Barry’s class
Everyone went to bed. I’m downstairs by myself watching the Christmas movie where Melissa Joan Hart kidnaps Mario Lopez and then Mario develops Stockholm Syndrome and falls in love with Melissa.
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December 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Everyone went to bed. I’m downstairs by myself watching the Christmas movie where Melissa Joan Hart kidnaps Mario Lopez and then Mario develops Stockholm Syndrome and falls in love with Melissa.
Take a bite of my cookies 🍪
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Take a bite of my cookies 🍪
Heartquake is canonically a Christmas song
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Vanessa Williams - Heartquake - music video from A Diva's Christmas Carol (Remastered Original Mix)
YouTube video by editman21
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December 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Heartquake is canonically a Christmas song
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