Matt Wodkowski
@mattwodkowski.bsky.social
Well, I have come to accept this Detroit Lions team simply isn’t built for the playoffs. I have lived in denial for a few weeks now, but that defensive performance against a very average Steelers team was just another example of why they don’t belong in the postseason. Pivot to the Pistons!
December 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Well, I have come to accept this Detroit Lions team simply isn’t built for the playoffs. I have lived in denial for a few weeks now, but that defensive performance against a very average Steelers team was just another example of why they don’t belong in the postseason. Pivot to the Pistons!
Since when did the Scottish premiership become the EPL. It’s ranked below the MLS yet Nancy “isn’t ready for Europe or Celtic…”. Get over yourselves. Celtic qualifies for European soccer every year because they have no competition. The squad, fans, and pundits wrote him off from the get-go.
December 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Since when did the Scottish premiership become the EPL. It’s ranked below the MLS yet Nancy “isn’t ready for Europe or Celtic…”. Get over yourselves. Celtic qualifies for European soccer every year because they have no competition. The squad, fans, and pundits wrote him off from the get-go.
What the hell is Matt Leinart doing in an old man commercial, drinking Ensure and playing half-assed pickle ball?…Dude is only 42. Now I feel old. Cripes…
December 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
What the hell is Matt Leinart doing in an old man commercial, drinking Ensure and playing half-assed pickle ball?…Dude is only 42. Now I feel old. Cripes…
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This Christmas video is THE best thing on the internet right now. AI could never come up with this or wrap its artificial brain around it. Happy holidays!
This Christmas video is THE best thing on the internet right now. AI could never come up with this or wrap its artificial brain around it. Happy holidays!
Children's Christmas Puppet Video
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December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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This Christmas video is THE best thing on the internet right now. AI could never come up with this or wrap its artificial brain around it. Happy holidays!
This Christmas video is THE best thing on the internet right now. AI could never come up with this or wrap its artificial brain around it. Happy holidays!
I sometimes wonder if folks will go with a slightly underwiped ass if it means they don’t have to deal with replacing the toilet paper roll.
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I sometimes wonder if folks will go with a slightly underwiped ass if it means they don’t have to deal with replacing the toilet paper roll.
Vancouver had their chances! Just one silly giveaway in the defensive third cost them the game. Well done to them. Miami…who cares. You had the backing of the league and the best player in the world. Whoop-dee-friggin-doo. You did the expected.
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Vancouver had their chances! Just one silly giveaway in the defensive third cost them the game. Well done to them. Miami…who cares. You had the backing of the league and the best player in the world. Whoop-dee-friggin-doo. You did the expected.
I am mesmerized with “Just How It Is” on the new De Soul Album. Posdnuos’ delivery is so effortless and the beat is unreal. Great tune.
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I am mesmerized with “Just How It Is” on the new De Soul Album. Posdnuos’ delivery is so effortless and the beat is unreal. Great tune.
FiFA just keeps sinking to new levels of shittiness.
December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
FiFA just keeps sinking to new levels of shittiness.
If you have 290 million dollars to donate, and you give it to a collegiate athletic program, your priorities are seriously out of whack. So many lives could be changed with that money.
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If you have 290 million dollars to donate, and you give it to a collegiate athletic program, your priorities are seriously out of whack. So many lives could be changed with that money.
Thank god for the finishing of the Tottenham centre backs or they would have about 4 goals total this season.
December 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Thank god for the finishing of the Tottenham centre backs or they would have about 4 goals total this season.
If you are curious to know what the cinnamon and candied tamarind nespresso pods taste like, it’s like a blend of everything thats wrong and unappetizing about Christmas in your mouth.
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If you are curious to know what the cinnamon and candied tamarind nespresso pods taste like, it’s like a blend of everything thats wrong and unappetizing about Christmas in your mouth.
I feel like MLS really should have done a better job of rigging the system and ensuring my boy Son made it to the final. The teams coming from the west don’t move the meter. But I guess that could also be said for the Crew if they were to make it…
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I feel like MLS really should have done a better job of rigging the system and ensuring my boy Son made it to the final. The teams coming from the west don’t move the meter. But I guess that could also be said for the Crew if they were to make it…
The Crew would have put up more of a fight than this Cincinnati team. Evander and Brenner didn’t show up.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Crew would have put up more of a fight than this Cincinnati team. Evander and Brenner didn’t show up.
If everything is true, good luck to Wilfried Nancy. It’s the perfect time to move onto a bigger international club. As an additional bonus he gets to move his family out of this shitshow of a country #crew96.
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 AM
If everything is true, good luck to Wilfried Nancy. It’s the perfect time to move onto a bigger international club. As an additional bonus he gets to move his family out of this shitshow of a country #crew96.
It’s going to be super difficult to replace Nagbe; finding another 6 that can slow down the game and dominate possession the way he did will be amost impossible. And so much of Nancy’s system hinged on that dude. #Crew96
November 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
It’s going to be super difficult to replace Nagbe; finding another 6 that can slow down the game and dominate possession the way he did will be amost impossible. And so much of Nancy’s system hinged on that dude. #Crew96
As soon as a movie eclipses 2 hours and 15 minutes, it falls into the “who has time for this?” category in my brain. Damn you Frankenstein! Why do you have to be so long?
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
As soon as a movie eclipses 2 hours and 15 minutes, it falls into the “who has time for this?” category in my brain. Damn you Frankenstein! Why do you have to be so long?
You know who is able to pull off everything that goes along with Zohran Mamdani? Zohran Mamdani. You know who can pull off everything that goes along with David Bowie? David Bowie. There is a time and a place and an inherent charisma that all sort of need to line up. I hope he has staying power!
November 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You know who is able to pull off everything that goes along with Zohran Mamdani? Zohran Mamdani. You know who can pull off everything that goes along with David Bowie? David Bowie. There is a time and a place and an inherent charisma that all sort of need to line up. I hope he has staying power!
Great news for Westerville schools! I hope they learned a valuable lesson: 13,000 more NO turds showed up last year. So levy’s need to be on non-presidential years because the anti-education troglodytes won’t bother to vote if it’s not linked to getting an asshat elected.
November 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Great news for Westerville schools! I hope they learned a valuable lesson: 13,000 more NO turds showed up last year. So levy’s need to be on non-presidential years because the anti-education troglodytes won’t bother to vote if it’s not linked to getting an asshat elected.
Let’s go Crew! Lappalainen and Picard aren’t both starting together on the left thank god.
November 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Let’s go Crew! Lappalainen and Picard aren’t both starting together on the left thank god.
I am a morning person and I don’t need extra morning sunlight because there is COFFEE for that. Coffee is my life-giving sunlight. I need sunlight at the END of the day when I can’t drink coffee because I need sleep.
November 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I am a morning person and I don’t need extra morning sunlight because there is COFFEE for that. Coffee is my life-giving sunlight. I need sunlight at the END of the day when I can’t drink coffee because I need sleep.
My daughter and I watched Us last night for our Halloween movie and the Ophelia “Fuck tha Police” scene is brilliant.
November 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
My daughter and I watched Us last night for our Halloween movie and the Ophelia “Fuck tha Police” scene is brilliant.
A Jack o lantern has to have lit candles inside it in order to be a real Jack o lantern. Otherwise it’s just a carved decorative pumpkin.
October 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
A Jack o lantern has to have lit candles inside it in order to be a real Jack o lantern. Otherwise it’s just a carved decorative pumpkin.
If the Columbus Crew want to advance or at least make this series competitive, they have to bail on starting Lappalainen and Picard together. It’s simply not there with those two.
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
If the Columbus Crew want to advance or at least make this series competitive, they have to bail on starting Lappalainen and Picard together. It’s simply not there with those two.
The long throw-in seems like the most American MLS-thing ever and you don’t see it often in MLS. They make a meal of that shit now in Europe.
October 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The long throw-in seems like the most American MLS-thing ever and you don’t see it often in MLS. They make a meal of that shit now in Europe.