Watching an old oilers game. Kurri to Coffey? What is this a kissaten
November 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Watching an old oilers game. Kurri to Coffey? What is this a kissaten
Cry in a meeting = toilet in a dream
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Cry in a meeting = toilet in a dream
I want to know what was charting in the graveyard before monster mash came out
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I want to know what was charting in the graveyard before monster mash came out
The actress who played Ermengarde in Hello Dolly literally fell off the face of the planet after that movie
October 20, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The actress who played Ermengarde in Hello Dolly literally fell off the face of the planet after that movie
“Chef-inspired” is my favorite of the bullshit culinary marketing taglines. He didn’t really have anything to do with this dish…but he’s in our thoughts
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“Chef-inspired” is my favorite of the bullshit culinary marketing taglines. He didn’t really have anything to do with this dish…but he’s in our thoughts
So much of the nostalgic smell of pop tarts can be attributed to the burnt crumbs in the toaster
October 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
So much of the nostalgic smell of pop tarts can be attributed to the burnt crumbs in the toaster
It is simply indisputable that Prince owned the matrix reloaded, divergent and limitless on DVD as well as at least two Power Mac G5s
October 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It is simply indisputable that Prince owned the matrix reloaded, divergent and limitless on DVD as well as at least two Power Mac G5s
Don’t need every podcast doing scary movie month
October 2, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Don’t need every podcast doing scary movie month
Video games are the only thing keeping bestiaries alive
September 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Video games are the only thing keeping bestiaries alive
White coach voice: dude’s a gamer
September 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
White coach voice: dude’s a gamer
Christmas this year runs from
Fall Back to Spring Forward
Fall Back to Spring Forward
September 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Christmas this year runs from
Fall Back to Spring Forward
Fall Back to Spring Forward
Where is the closest skeleton to you
September 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Where is the closest skeleton to you
!⃝ 𝚄𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
!⃝ 𝚄𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝
Europe is still doing flash mobs all the time
September 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Europe is still doing flash mobs all the time
Chubby was twisting last summer and didn’t say nothing to me
September 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Chubby was twisting last summer and didn’t say nothing to me
The six songs I bought on itunes in 2007 following me around like a lost puppy
August 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The six songs I bought on itunes in 2007 following me around like a lost puppy
coworkers are not obligated to celebrate the birth of your baby until you’ve been here three years
August 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
coworkers are not obligated to celebrate the birth of your baby until you’ve been here three years
I have a hard time getting into things because I hate starting at the beginning. I want to be done with that part
August 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I have a hard time getting into things because I hate starting at the beginning. I want to be done with that part
I bought a skateboard (derogatory)
August 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I bought a skateboard (derogatory)
Its so funny in a knife fight when u cross knives
August 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Its so funny in a knife fight when u cross knives
A climactic car chase scene set in America where they are going straight on the highway for 6-7 hours
August 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
A climactic car chase scene set in America where they are going straight on the highway for 6-7 hours
Neither fire fighters nor postmasters general have earned their sterling reputations in my opinion
August 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Neither fire fighters nor postmasters general have earned their sterling reputations in my opinion
I knew there was a Key Largo, like from the song. But I got something in the mail from just plain old largo
August 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I knew there was a Key Largo, like from the song. But I got something in the mail from just plain old largo
(Slamming laptop shut) Oh hey!
August 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
(Slamming laptop shut) Oh hey!