Matt Page
@mattunderscorepage.bsky.social
Artist, collector, family man, xennial, cat dad, ergophobe, anti-fascist, nostalgia obsessive, mostly harmless
REMINDER: Tonight is Daylight Savings. Make sure you move your clocks forward an hour before you go to bed.
October 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
REMINDER: Tonight is Daylight Savings. Make sure you move your clocks forward an hour before you go to bed.
I’m a fan of @thebulwark.com & watch it a few times a week. But the episode @timmiller.bsky.social put out yesterday with Van Miller was terrible. Van was awesome and made great points. But Tim was condescending and didn’t seep to be listening to Van or taking him seriously. Left a really bad taste.
October 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’m a fan of @thebulwark.com & watch it a few times a week. But the episode @timmiller.bsky.social put out yesterday with Van Miller was terrible. Van was awesome and made great points. But Tim was condescending and didn’t seep to be listening to Van or taking him seriously. Left a really bad taste.
I’m not going to watch a movie that has Kevin O'Leary in it. Sorry, Marty Supreme, but no thanks.
October 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I’m not going to watch a movie that has Kevin O'Leary in it. Sorry, Marty Supreme, but no thanks.
Imagine going to the theater for a show and every single performer on the stage hates you.
June 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Imagine going to the theater for a show and every single performer on the stage hates you.
A big shitty parade for a shitty little man.
June 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
A big shitty parade for a shitty little man.
Turns out there was no clear winner in last night’s measuring contest.
June 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Turns out there was no clear winner in last night’s measuring contest.
Issue 2 of Yesterday’s Tomorrow is out today. Visit epluribusmormon.square.site to order your copy.
A mysterious time travel organization in the distant future has recruited Steamboat Willie to help them complete a very important mission: traveling back in time to kill Baby Hitler.
A mysterious time travel organization in the distant future has recruited Steamboat Willie to help them complete a very important mission: traveling back in time to kill Baby Hitler.
February 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Issue 2 of Yesterday’s Tomorrow is out today. Visit epluribusmormon.square.site to order your copy.
A mysterious time travel organization in the distant future has recruited Steamboat Willie to help them complete a very important mission: traveling back in time to kill Baby Hitler.
A mysterious time travel organization in the distant future has recruited Steamboat Willie to help them complete a very important mission: traveling back in time to kill Baby Hitler.
Reposted by Matt Page
Trump’s “Buyout” Offer for Federal Workers Is Already Backfiring:
“I’ll continue to do my job and fight for the position I’ve earned. It took me 10 years of applying and 20 years experience in my field to get here. I will not be pushed out by two billionaire trust funds babies. I’M NOT LEAVING!”
“I’ll continue to do my job and fight for the position I’ve earned. It took me 10 years of applying and 20 years experience in my field to get here. I will not be pushed out by two billionaire trust funds babies. I’M NOT LEAVING!”
Trump’s “Buyout” Offer for Federal Workers Is Already Backfiring
Donald Trump’s ultimatum to federal workers seems to be having the opposite effect.
newrepublic.com
January 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Trump’s “Buyout” Offer for Federal Workers Is Already Backfiring:
“I’ll continue to do my job and fight for the position I’ve earned. It took me 10 years of applying and 20 years experience in my field to get here. I will not be pushed out by two billionaire trust funds babies. I’M NOT LEAVING!”
“I’ll continue to do my job and fight for the position I’ve earned. It took me 10 years of applying and 20 years experience in my field to get here. I will not be pushed out by two billionaire trust funds babies. I’M NOT LEAVING!”
My love language is holding a never-ending grudge against anyone who’s ever disrespected you - even though you eventually forgave them.
January 27, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My love language is holding a never-ending grudge against anyone who’s ever disrespected you - even though you eventually forgave them.
Reposted by Matt Page
How long until the Oligarchy targets Reddit for this? If it continues, I give it 6 months.
Today I counted more than 50 subreddits that went through with banning links from X, reaching more than 40 million combined members. At least 20 million of those members were encouraged to join Bluesky, instead.
www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...
More than 50 Reddit communities ban X links to protest Musk
The cascade of link bans came after Musk made a hand gesture at a Monday rally that many compared to a Nazi salute, which many cited in their protests, among other things.
www.nbcnews.com
January 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
How long until the Oligarchy targets Reddit for this? If it continues, I give it 6 months.
When it comes to Naziism, I only recognize two genders:
1. Being a Nazi
2. Being an Anti-Nazi
If you are not unequivocally Anti-Nazi, you are in the first category and I do not want to know you.
1. Being a Nazi
2. Being an Anti-Nazi
If you are not unequivocally Anti-Nazi, you are in the first category and I do not want to know you.
January 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
When it comes to Naziism, I only recognize two genders:
1. Being a Nazi
2. Being an Anti-Nazi
If you are not unequivocally Anti-Nazi, you are in the first category and I do not want to know you.
1. Being a Nazi
2. Being an Anti-Nazi
If you are not unequivocally Anti-Nazi, you are in the first category and I do not want to know you.
So his worshipers are upset because the first time he’s ever sat through a church service in his miserable life he was asked politely to consider not being an asshole? Of course they wouldn’t recognize that that’s kind of the whole point of Christianity. He’s lucky he didn’t burst into flames.
January 22, 2025 at 5:29 AM
So his worshipers are upset because the first time he’s ever sat through a church service in his miserable life he was asked politely to consider not being an asshole? Of course they wouldn’t recognize that that’s kind of the whole point of Christianity. He’s lucky he didn’t burst into flames.
I would be seriously so embarrassed if the aliens came right now.
January 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I would be seriously so embarrassed if the aliens came right now.
Today it is “actually it’s a Roman salute,” but I guarantee before the end of the year it will be “actually it’s an ancient Indian symbol that means good fortune or well-being.”
January 21, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Today it is “actually it’s a Roman salute,” but I guarantee before the end of the year it will be “actually it’s an ancient Indian symbol that means good fortune or well-being.”
Just took a glance at the comments on your Facebook post and thought I’d pass along this little note for you…
January 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Just took a glance at the comments on your Facebook post and thought I’d pass along this little note for you…
Inauguration photos just dropped. What a bizarre couple.
January 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Inauguration photos just dropped. What a bizarre couple.
I feel that by not scamming right wingers out of their hard earned cash, I am somehow leaving easy money on the table.
January 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I feel that by not scamming right wingers out of their hard earned cash, I am somehow leaving easy money on the table.
Rewatching season one of Severance tonight, I was laughing about how Mark knows his brother-in-law is a doofus and doesn’t take him seriously. But the Mark on the inside thinks the brother-in-law’s dumb book is so meaningful… 1/2
January 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Rewatching season one of Severance tonight, I was laughing about how Mark knows his brother-in-law is a doofus and doesn’t take him seriously. But the Mark on the inside thinks the brother-in-law’s dumb book is so meaningful… 1/2
Just got back from restocking my booth at the Ogden Quilted Bear (located inside the Newgate Mall). Mormon saint candles, Garbage Pail Saints trading cards, Future Day Saints graphic novels, and more. If you’re around Ogden, UT, you should go do some shopping there!
January 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Just got back from restocking my booth at the Ogden Quilted Bear (located inside the Newgate Mall). Mormon saint candles, Garbage Pail Saints trading cards, Future Day Saints graphic novels, and more. If you’re around Ogden, UT, you should go do some shopping there!
I refer to myself as an incel because I have never voluntarily eaten celery.
January 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I refer to myself as an incel because I have never voluntarily eaten celery.
If Musk buys TikTok, I will delete my account, delete the app, and never look back - same thing I did the day he took over Twitter. I want nothing to do with that evil gooner.
January 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
If Musk buys TikTok, I will delete my account, delete the app, and never look back - same thing I did the day he took over Twitter. I want nothing to do with that evil gooner.
THE PRICE OF EGGS IS SO HIGH RIGHT NOW I WOULD VOTE FOR POL POT IF I COULD!
January 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
THE PRICE OF EGGS IS SO HIGH RIGHT NOW I WOULD VOTE FOR POL POT IF I COULD!