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Matt Schaak
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Fuck Colton Underwood and I said that shit! #TheTraitors
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January 16, 2026 at 2:50 AM
In all seriousness, I’m so so happy I got to see @robcesternino.bsky.social on tv again. I was 12 when he was on survivor and so 23 years later to have him grace the screen again and be funny, charming, and impeccably dressed hurts so good. #TheTraitors
January 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Hey @robcesternino.bsky.social , how hard is it going to be to keep watching #TheTraitors this season?
January 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
A big freakin bowl of pho was exactly what I needed today 😍
October 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
With the BB season over (tv-wise at least) there’s so many people i want to thank for all their work and entertainment. First off, big big big thanks to @amikebloomtype.bsky.social , @daltonross.bsky.social , and @sharontharp.bsky.social . You all are INCREDIBLE and kudos to you.
September 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Me the next few weeks after Grodner ONCE AGAIN ruined a season #BB27 @taranarmstrong.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
#BB27 We certainly have come a LONG way from this and it’s only been a week………-sigh-
August 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This. This is all I have to say. @taranarmstrong.bsky.social strikes again. Let’s fuckin go. #BB27
August 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
@taranarmstrong.bsky.social Thank you SO much for this, I will use it so much and I have this sinking feeling it won’t be the last time you say it during #BB27 hahaha #RHAP
August 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hey any non #bb27 watchers, I’m so sorry to do this to you but have fun not sleeping tonight! You’re welcome!
July 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Who runs MNDOT and how do I get them fired? 🤣
July 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I knew The Last of Us spoiler was coming but oh man. What a visceral, haunting, heartbreaking thing to see play out. That was an amazing episode of TV.
April 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Happy Wet Day to all who celebrate. Many Urkels to you and yours. I hope you all stay DRENCHED and eat the wettest soup you can find (Italian Wedding perhaps?) @cbbworld.bsky.social
April 10, 2025 at 1:26 PM
@scottaukerman.bsky.social I know Lily didn’t understand, but I understood your Mike Boogie/Dr Will early 2000’s Big Brother reference on CBB and my outie appreciated it!!! 😀
March 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I hope all of you who complained last week are happy because everyone is back and THEY CANT GET ALONG AND THEYRE ALL JUST YELLING AT EACH OTHER AND IM SAD #Severance
March 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Welp. No reason to keep watching #DONDI anymore 🤣
February 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
So now, not only am I scared of Tramell Tillman (but read a ghost story to me anytime)…but now I’m scared of John Turturro too!? I don’t think Woe’s Hollow is on my spring break vacation list #Severance
February 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Is that maybe the best roundtable/eviction speech/turret cliffhanger EVER for #TheTraitors ? My jaw dropped at least 3 times tonight.
January 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Tramell Tillman. So terrifying and yet… I just love him. You can bring a pineapple to my house any time, sir. #Severance
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January 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
January 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I have now seen The Substance and am dying to talk about it.
January 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
#DONDI has been WILD but I can’t help but feel like something…or, someONE….is missing?
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January 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hello, Bluesky. The air feels so fresh here! 😍
November 14, 2024 at 12:57 AM