Matt Pena
@mattpenacomedy.bsky.social
Comedian and Storyteller
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I wanna be severed until the next season
March 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I wanna be severed until the next season
Episode One of The Low Point is out with guest Gabe Mollica! Watch on YouTube or listen on Spotify and Apple Podcasts via the link in my bio!
February 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Episode One of The Low Point is out with guest Gabe Mollica! Watch on YouTube or listen on Spotify and Apple Podcasts via the link in my bio!
What’s the age cutoff for sending flowers after a hookup?
January 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
What’s the age cutoff for sending flowers after a hookup?
Probably for the best I became a comedian instead of a therapist
January 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Probably for the best I became a comedian instead of a therapist
The B*llsh*t Reasons Insurance Companies Will Give To Not Pay Victims Of The California Wildfires
January 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The B*llsh*t Reasons Insurance Companies Will Give To Not Pay Victims Of The California Wildfires
Kevin O’Leary is rumored to be in the running to buy TikTok
Couldn’t we have gotten ANY other shark
Couldn’t we have gotten ANY other shark
January 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Kevin O’Leary is rumored to be in the running to buy TikTok
Couldn’t we have gotten ANY other shark
Couldn’t we have gotten ANY other shark
catholic priests are now starting to experiment with AI
which makes sense to me because AI is under 10 years old
which makes sense to me because AI is under 10 years old
January 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
catholic priests are now starting to experiment with AI
which makes sense to me because AI is under 10 years old
which makes sense to me because AI is under 10 years old
I am getting use out of these stupid glasses one way or another
January 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I am getting use out of these stupid glasses one way or another
My biggest financial investment
December 26, 2024 at 10:26 PM
My biggest financial investment
My grandfather is 96 years old
I asked him what the secret to living that old is so I can stay the fuck away from it
I asked him what the secret to living that old is so I can stay the fuck away from it
December 26, 2024 at 4:44 AM
My grandfather is 96 years old
I asked him what the secret to living that old is so I can stay the fuck away from it
I asked him what the secret to living that old is so I can stay the fuck away from it
The New York Times reported today that another congress woman has had dementia while serving in office
December 24, 2024 at 6:53 PM
The New York Times reported today that another congress woman has had dementia while serving in office
Just give me back parking meters please
December 21, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Just give me back parking meters please
I love when a restaurant is mean
December 17, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I love when a restaurant is mean
I caught myself watching a video on how to escape being handcuffed to a pole in a kidnapping situation
What kind of life do I think I’m living?! I’m not James Bond, I woke up today at 11:30
What kind of life do I think I’m living?! I’m not James Bond, I woke up today at 11:30
December 17, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I caught myself watching a video on how to escape being handcuffed to a pole in a kidnapping situation
What kind of life do I think I’m living?! I’m not James Bond, I woke up today at 11:30
What kind of life do I think I’m living?! I’m not James Bond, I woke up today at 11:30
I’m gonna start going to a new doctor
December 15, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I’m gonna start going to a new doctor
Frankly, it’s concerning how many people tell me I look like David Krumholtz
November 30, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Frankly, it’s concerning how many people tell me I look like David Krumholtz
Thank you to everyone who supports our small but mighty show in Hoboken. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 28, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Thank you to everyone who supports our small but mighty show in Hoboken. Happy Thanksgiving!
Mac and Cheese needs to be officially added to the Thanksgiving menu. WE’RE ALL DOING IT
November 27, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Mac and Cheese needs to be officially added to the Thanksgiving menu. WE’RE ALL DOING IT
I’ve been on here for about a week now and I can confirm this app is just Twitter ten years ago
November 27, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I’ve been on here for about a week now and I can confirm this app is just Twitter ten years ago
November 26, 2024 at 8:32 PM
November 24, 2024 at 2:24 PM