Matt
@mattofcascadia.com
📍pnw native | Gen X
🧑💻professional nerd
🧁2012 cupcake eating champion
🌲California sober
✊radical left scum
🧱AFOL
🧑💻professional nerd
🧁2012 cupcake eating champion
🌲California sober
✊radical left scum
🧱AFOL
Happy National Tortellini Day!
February 13, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Happy National Tortellini Day!
ATTN: After watching Community again I have officially decided that my favorite character is Dean Pelton. No need to argue over it, cause you know I’m right.
Though Señor Chang may take that back over. I get moody.
Though Señor Chang may take that back over. I get moody.
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
ATTN: After watching Community again I have officially decided that my favorite character is Dean Pelton. No need to argue over it, cause you know I’m right.
Though Señor Chang may take that back over. I get moody.
Though Señor Chang may take that back over. I get moody.
RIP James Van Derbeek
Dawson forever!
FUCK cancer!
Dawson forever!
FUCK cancer!
February 11, 2026 at 8:04 PM
RIP James Van Derbeek
Dawson forever!
FUCK cancer!
Dawson forever!
FUCK cancer!
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James Van Der Beek and Bud Court dying the same day, a bad day for millennial and boomer teens alike
February 11, 2026 at 7:49 PM
James Van Der Beek and Bud Court dying the same day, a bad day for millennial and boomer teens alike
Just cause the stock market is at a record high is absolutely no reason to give rapists a pass.
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Just cause the stock market is at a record high is absolutely no reason to give rapists a pass.
I love that Seattle is in the spotlight for something so great. Go HAWKS! I love even more that I do not have to go anywhere near Seattle proper and the throngs of fans that will be celebrating tomorrow. I will be watching from the comfort of my desk many miles away.
February 11, 2026 at 6:24 AM
I love that Seattle is in the spotlight for something so great. Go HAWKS! I love even more that I do not have to go anywhere near Seattle proper and the throngs of fans that will be celebrating tomorrow. I will be watching from the comfort of my desk many miles away.
WTF are we doing to Cuba?
February 11, 2026 at 5:45 AM
WTF are we doing to Cuba?
Wonder if we can setup AI to have Dave Niehaus call the M’s game again. Off to ask ChatGPT. #seattlemariners
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Wonder if we can setup AI to have Dave Niehaus call the M’s game again. Off to ask ChatGPT. #seattlemariners
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Remember, the same government deploying masked agents to kidnap people off the streets and disappear them to foreign countries without due process demands you not call them fascist…or else.
September 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Remember, the same government deploying masked agents to kidnap people off the streets and disappear them to foreign countries without due process demands you not call them fascist…or else.
Lionel Hutz had to walk so Saul Goodman could run.
Fight me.
Fight me.
September 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Lionel Hutz had to walk so Saul Goodman could run.
Fight me.
Fight me.
In honor of the upcoming Spinal Tap film I offer you this.
Soundgarden - Big Bottom / Earache My Eye - Live - ( Spinal Tap & Cheech & Chong Covers) 1990
YouTube video by Redrumrocker1963
youtu.be
August 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
In honor of the upcoming Spinal Tap film I offer you this.
I am pretty sure I the only reason I would want a clone of me is so one of us can lay in bed and watch Netflix all day.
July 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I am pretty sure I the only reason I would want a clone of me is so one of us can lay in bed and watch Netflix all day.
Even the eskimos inside know that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
July 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Even the eskimos inside know that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
With AI becoming more pervasive in our daily lives and classrooms, I just want to take a moment to tip my hat to you. 👏🎓
Your dedication, adaptability, and unwavering commitment to shaping minds in this ever-evolving world is nothing short of inspiring. Thank you for all that you do!
Your dedication, adaptability, and unwavering commitment to shaping minds in this ever-evolving world is nothing short of inspiring. Thank you for all that you do!
June 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
With AI becoming more pervasive in our daily lives and classrooms, I just want to take a moment to tip my hat to you. 👏🎓
Your dedication, adaptability, and unwavering commitment to shaping minds in this ever-evolving world is nothing short of inspiring. Thank you for all that you do!
Your dedication, adaptability, and unwavering commitment to shaping minds in this ever-evolving world is nothing short of inspiring. Thank you for all that you do!
Watching my DoorDash driver go in the opposite direction causes me excessive anxiety.
May 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Watching my DoorDash driver go in the opposite direction causes me excessive anxiety.
One day I kissed my freak, hit the street
Looking for something to eat
In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swass
All the girls smile 'cause I'm the big boss
Said I gotta eat now, can't eat later
Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter
Looking for something to eat
In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swass
All the girls smile 'cause I'm the big boss
Said I gotta eat now, can't eat later
Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter
May 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
One day I kissed my freak, hit the street
Looking for something to eat
In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swass
All the girls smile 'cause I'm the big boss
Said I gotta eat now, can't eat later
Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter
Looking for something to eat
In a 18-wheeler, lookin' real swass
All the girls smile 'cause I'm the big boss
Said I gotta eat now, can't eat later
Made a lot of noise to attract my waiter
Fun FAQ: I learned the entirety of the Beastie Boys ‘License to Ill’ album while hiking through the mountains of New Mexico with my Boy Scout troop in the summer of 1987.
April 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Fun FAQ: I learned the entirety of the Beastie Boys ‘License to Ill’ album while hiking through the mountains of New Mexico with my Boy Scout troop in the summer of 1987.
That feeling…where you bring up Hulu and see all new cool looking shows after having focused on Max, Netflix, and YouTube. That’s ok though, cause it means there will be a bunch of cool shit on Paramount+ in a couple weeks.
April 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
That feeling…where you bring up Hulu and see all new cool looking shows after having focused on Max, Netflix, and YouTube. That’s ok though, cause it means there will be a bunch of cool shit on Paramount+ in a couple weeks.
Not a day has gone by in the last 36 years that this scene did not play in my head. #rentfree youtu.be/1GoH3M9Kb4g?...
Say Anything - Boombox Serenade
YouTube video by Tate Smith
youtu.be
April 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Not a day has gone by in the last 36 years that this scene did not play in my head. #rentfree youtu.be/1GoH3M9Kb4g?...
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Are you or a loved one suffering from TRS? Millions are suffering from this affliction across the country and around the world. But @troublemakers.bsky.social and #teslatakedown want you to know there are cures and treatments available. Learn more and take action today. youtu.be/tQOvkgZL9eU?...
Tesla Regret Syndrome PSA
YouTube video by Troublemakers
youtu.be
April 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Are you or a loved one suffering from TRS? Millions are suffering from this affliction across the country and around the world. But @troublemakers.bsky.social and #teslatakedown want you to know there are cures and treatments available. Learn more and take action today. youtu.be/tQOvkgZL9eU?...
On this day in 1989 I went on my very first blind date. Don’t remember her name, but when I picked her up she was drunk. We went and saw Say Anything. Afterwords we went to Denny’s and just happen to run into her recent ex-bf. I took her home and never spoke to her again.
April 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
On this day in 1989 I went on my very first blind date. Don’t remember her name, but when I picked her up she was drunk. We went and saw Say Anything. Afterwords we went to Denny’s and just happen to run into her recent ex-bf. I took her home and never spoke to her again.
My DoorDash driver delivered my food to the wrong house.
I am out for justice.
Out for blood.
I am out for justice.
Out for blood.
April 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My DoorDash driver delivered my food to the wrong house.
I am out for justice.
Out for blood.
I am out for justice.
Out for blood.
Obama - ”Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me, or a whole bunch of my predecessors.“
April 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Obama - ”Imagine if I had done any of this. Imagine if I had pulled Fox News’ credentials from the White House press corps. It’s unimaginable that the same parties that are silent now would have tolerated behavior like that from me, or a whole bunch of my predecessors.“
This guy! 👇
Cory Booker is going to have the best news to wake up to on Thursday.
April 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This guy! 👇