Matt Kensek
@mattk1997.bsky.social
Probably reading a book or browsing the web.
Someone’s kid is starting Pre-K with a graduating class of 2038 😬😵😵💫
August 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Someone’s kid is starting Pre-K with a graduating class of 2038 😬😵😵💫
Elderly man lost on top of building in Washington DC.
August 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Elderly man lost on top of building in Washington DC.
The irony of the wannabe-King celebrating the day America said “no more Kings.”
July 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The irony of the wannabe-King celebrating the day America said “no more Kings.”
Only took 4 months and 2 weeks for a big, beautiful, breakup 🙊
June 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Only took 4 months and 2 weeks for a big, beautiful, breakup 🙊
How in the world did Disney/BBC keep those 2 things under wraps for the Doctor Who season finale? Absolutely wild.
May 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
How in the world did Disney/BBC keep those 2 things under wraps for the Doctor Who season finale? Absolutely wild.
Avengers: Dunesday
‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ and ‘DUNE: MESSIAH’ are now set to release on the same day.
See which other movies just got new release dates: bit.ly/Dates2025
See which other movies just got new release dates: bit.ly/Dates2025
May 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Avengers: Dunesday
If the NFL Combine was a bit later in the year, we could’ve had a Cardinal Combine to determine the next Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If the NFL Combine was a bit later in the year, we could’ve had a Cardinal Combine to determine the next Pope.
Mulder: “It’s a conspiracy, Scully.”
Scully: “Mulder, everything looks like a conspiracy to you when you don't know how anything works.
Scully: “Mulder, everything looks like a conspiracy to you when you don't know how anything works.
🔥 @ninajankowicz.com: "Mr Taibbi said when he was first searching through the so-called Twitter files he didn't know what he was looking at. Well, he still doesn't. Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works."
April 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Mulder: “It’s a conspiracy, Scully.”
Scully: “Mulder, everything looks like a conspiracy to you when you don't know how anything works.
Scully: “Mulder, everything looks like a conspiracy to you when you don't know how anything works.
Still can’t get over how Mrs. Brown got Dumbledore’d (by choice) in Paddington 3.
March 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Still can’t get over how Mrs. Brown got Dumbledore’d (by choice) in Paddington 3.
Does Davante Adams want to come to a good AFC East team?
March 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Does Davante Adams want to come to a good AFC East team?
I’m supposed to be watching the West Wing to break from current events, but so far they’ve had “English as the national language” in season 1 and the President meeting with a Ukrainian diplomat in season 2. 🫠
March 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I’m supposed to be watching the West Wing to break from current events, but so far they’ve had “English as the national language” in season 1 and the President meeting with a Ukrainian diplomat in season 2. 🫠
Did not have this on the 2025 bingo card.
March 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Did not have this on the 2025 bingo card.
Senate confirms Aaron Rodgers is getting kicked out of the Jets locker room.
February 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Senate confirms Aaron Rodgers is getting kicked out of the Jets locker room.
Maybe I’ll throw some art on here… a thread of #ScoobyDoo villains perhaps?
February 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Maybe I’ll throw some art on here… a thread of #ScoobyDoo villains perhaps?
Google years ago: “don’t be evil”
Google now: “well- what if we…”
Google now: “well- what if we…”
Google drops its pledge not to use AI for weapons or surveillance
February 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Google years ago: “don’t be evil”
Google now: “well- what if we…”
Google now: “well- what if we…”
January is unkind to the Bills.
January 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
January is unkind to the Bills.
Go Bills 🦬 America doesn’t really need a 3pete storyline for the Chiefs (although maybe America isn’t the most reliable right now…).
Conquer those playoffs demons. Something’s gotta give… same with old timey fogeys in politics.
Conquer those playoffs demons. Something’s gotta give… same with old timey fogeys in politics.
January 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Go Bills 🦬 America doesn’t really need a 3pete storyline for the Chiefs (although maybe America isn’t the most reliable right now…).
Conquer those playoffs demons. Something’s gotta give… same with old timey fogeys in politics.
Conquer those playoffs demons. Something’s gotta give… same with old timey fogeys in politics.
My sweet 16 year old man is in bluer skies now 🐈⬛ ❤️
January 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My sweet 16 year old man is in bluer skies now 🐈⬛ ❤️
The sky is always bluer on Bluesky
November 16, 2024 at 2:27 AM
The sky is always bluer on Bluesky