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Matti Ryan
@mattiryan.bsky.social
Performer | Writer | “Aeron Spokepoint” on Describe Your Kill
I watched a couple of clips of The Crown on YouTube and now the algorithm is insistent that every video in my feed is a Royal fancam
March 4, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I’ve started prep for @describeyourkill.bsky.social’s new #Starfinder2e show coming soon! It’s going to be a DOOZY, I cannot wait.

I already know that some of these new PCs are going to be fan favourites.
January 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Why are we pretending there is no cure for the common cold when Night Nurse exists?
April 3, 2024 at 7:34 AM
If you wanna keep it a lucky air fryer, don’t ever wash it
March 14, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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BZZZZZZT! NEW EPISODE BUZZER!

Episode 24: Eye of the Taiga: The wilderness of Lobaria awaits our heroes, as an ominous plume of dust fast-approaches! Listen now: tr.ee/X_FrbVGjll

(P.S. There's still a few days left to enter our exclusive dice giveaway if you haven't already!)
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Actual-play podcast of Paizo's Stolen Fate Adventure Path
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March 13, 2024 at 4:00 PM
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So, we heard a rumour that TTRPG folks like dice. Well, we're delighted to announce that we've teamed up with the folks over at Awesome Dice to give away amazing dice sets to two lucky listeners!

You can enter here 👉 gleam.io/3ZRZ6/descri...

Have fun and good luck!

(Entries close 15 March 2024)
Win Awesome Dice with Describe Your Kill
Describe Your Kill and Awesome Dice are giving away a Thunder of Dragons silver metal dice set (worth $70!) and a Pathfinder dice set to two lucky winners. Listen to the hottest new Pathfinder 2E actu...
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March 1, 2024 at 10:44 AM
The Greek philosopher Chrysippus died laughing at a donkey eating a fig.

Meanwhile, I have woken up crying with laughter after dreaming about a rat named “cashew”…
February 25, 2024 at 7:49 AM
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Good morning! We're pleased to announce that it's the furthest part of the week from Monday (and the closest part of the week to the next DYK episode!) - to celebrate, let's talk vidjagames - Baldur's Gate 3 is amazing, but what game system would YOU like to see a videogame adaption of?
February 20, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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#SelfPromoSaturday you say? Well, don't mind if we do!

We're Describe Your Kill, a Pathfinder2e #ttrpg actual play podcast, currently playing through the Stolen Fate AP. We emphasise good audio quality, plenty of friendly banter, and terrible puns - come and check us out at describeyourkill.com!
Describe Your Kill | A Pathfinder 2E actual-play podcast
Describe Your Kill is an actual-play podcast of Paizo's Stolen Fate Adventure Path for Pathfinder Second Edition. New episodes every Wednesday!
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February 10, 2024 at 12:21 PM
In three years, we'll still be talking about Clive.
Our table has Clive, the abyssal donkey. He hasn't spoken a word or interacted with the party in any way, shape or form other than the initial poking and prodding from the party, and yet he's still mentioned roughly every other session.

We love you, Clive!
February 10, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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Okay, we've waited until day three of Bsky being open before our patience has failed and we have to ask the *big* question:
#TTRPG folks, we NEED to hear about your table's favourite adopted NPCs. Which character did the GM make just a bit too much fun and has cursed themselves to play forever more?
February 9, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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With bsky now opening up to everyone, it's great to see there's a burgeoning #ttrpg community already - but I'm afraid to inform you all that this is a character checkpoint.

We're going to need you all to roll DC50 Stealth checks or you'll have to show and tell your characters - past or present!
February 8, 2024 at 10:56 AM
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Hello everyone! We're Describe Your Kill (DYK for short!), a PF2e Actual Play Podcast available wherever you find your usual podcasts!

Our latest episode, Episode 19, is out today and after the triumphant battle last week, it's time to LOOT Listen now:

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February 7, 2024 at 8:00 PM