Mattie-Fresh (Pre-PHD)
@mattiefrsh.bsky.social
aspiring tv show writer, movie writer, The needle that’s in the haystack
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November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Arrest him for them sideburns instead
October 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Arrest him for them sideburns instead
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That’s the kind gambling that get you “falling” like Jay Leno.
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
That’s the kind gambling that get you “falling” like Jay Leno.
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i wanna go on another staycation 😭🤭
October 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
i wanna go on another staycation 😭🤭
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yeah i know they thick asf 😩
October 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
yeah i know they thick asf 😩
Only thing been cracked is my wallet unfortunately
October 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Only thing been cracked is my wallet unfortunately
Room temperature water hits when you wake up out your sleep and grab that bottle
I have a friend who only drinks room temp water
Pretty sure she’s a serial killer
Pretty sure she’s a serial killer
August 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Room temperature water hits when you wake up out your sleep and grab that bottle
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Ma’am you put your lips on public water fountains
I think you should sit this one out
I think you should sit this one out
The nerve of you to call us room temp water drinkers serial killers when you out here like this
August 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Ma’am you put your lips on public water fountains
I think you should sit this one out
I think you should sit this one out
Damn you TikTok, you got me eating sardines
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July 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Damn you TikTok, you got me eating sardines
Let me see yall with your pets
July 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Let me see yall with your pets
It was snowing 6 months ago
July 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
It was snowing 6 months ago
Parks and Rec, Superstore
What's your favorite white people show?
July 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Parks and Rec, Superstore
FORCING and guilt tripping children/young adults into believing in God and confusing that just going to church will lead you into going to heaven
Black people, I'm curious.
What is a Black tradition that you disagree with?
What is a Black tradition that you disagree with?
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July 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
FORCING and guilt tripping children/young adults into believing in God and confusing that just going to church will lead you into going to heaven
Condemning your gay daughter or son but excusing and forgiving the predatory family members
Black people, I'm curious.
What is a Black tradition that you disagree with?
What is a Black tradition that you disagree with?
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July 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Condemning your gay daughter or son but excusing and forgiving the predatory family members
Not getting people professional help when dealing with mental illness and instead just praying for them.
Prayer can move mountains and all you need is faith the size of a mustard seed but people also need to go sit down with that lady and get a prescription
Prayer can move mountains and all you need is faith the size of a mustard seed but people also need to go sit down with that lady and get a prescription
Black people, I'm curious.
What is a Black tradition that you disagree with?
What is a Black tradition that you disagree with?
a woman is crying while singing into a microphone .
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July 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Not getting people professional help when dealing with mental illness and instead just praying for them.
Prayer can move mountains and all you need is faith the size of a mustard seed but people also need to go sit down with that lady and get a prescription
Prayer can move mountains and all you need is faith the size of a mustard seed but people also need to go sit down with that lady and get a prescription
I wouldn’t have paid bills if I knew A DAMN HURRICANE WAS COMING 😒😖
July 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I wouldn’t have paid bills if I knew A DAMN HURRICANE WAS COMING 😒😖
Me WILLINGLY falling for the propaganda
July 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Me WILLINGLY falling for the propaganda
My homegirl told me if they don’t have a kid by 39, could I donate my sperm to them….i feel honored but bruh lol 😂
July 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My homegirl told me if they don’t have a kid by 39, could I donate my sperm to them….i feel honored but bruh lol 😂
Give it a read
July 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Give it a read
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That’s why his for sale a** was down here in Louisiana pushing legislation that would increase the tax burden on the poor so he can get a tax break for his studio
June 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
That’s why his for sale a** was down here in Louisiana pushing legislation that would increase the tax burden on the poor so he can get a tax break for his studio
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Fanatics, creating chaos and then pointing to scriptures.
Michele Bachmann says Christians should be thrilled about the Israel/Iran war: "We are living in the times that the Bible said that the prophets longed to see. The prophets of the Bible wanted to be alive now!"
June 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Fanatics, creating chaos and then pointing to scriptures.
Jordan didn’t do it alone, LeBron didn’t do it alone. Niggas scared to have teammates and think they bigger than the program
Niggas thought the rose was they enemy & now they talking shit about smut in books?!?!
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June 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Jordan didn’t do it alone, LeBron didn’t do it alone. Niggas scared to have teammates and think they bigger than the program
I read a book that was set in the Victorian era that had smut in it and I actually enjoyed it
Tbh, these books have way better sex in them then the shit yall watching on pornhub.
They might teach yall something.
They might teach yall something.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
June 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I read a book that was set in the Victorian era that had smut in it and I actually enjoyed it