Most of us can only dream of attaining this level of doofus

That great Gretsch sound

I'm just gonna leave this right here

"If we covered the world in salad dressing, wouldn't the asparagus feel left out?" - Pinky

"Pinky's gone woke!" - the rightwing media

There are 10 kinds of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete information and those who understand that this joke is in trinary

I've come up with a news nickname for the dogs. Now do I spell it dopaminey, dopamini, or dopameanie?

Pancake and Flapjack: double stack and short plate beagles

This Mario World/Shadowheart at the Myconid colony amuses the heck out of me