Matthew 🇾🇪
@matthewutd.bsky.social
Welsh boy, missing his home in Didsbury.
United fan since 1990.
Only posting about United 🇾🇪
#UTFR #MUFC
United fan since 1990.
Only posting about United 🇾🇪
#UTFR #MUFC
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‘I really can’t stress enough how much I need you to stop being shit.’
January 14, 2026 at 6:17 PM
‘I really can’t stress enough how much I need you to stop being shit.’
To everyone thinking that Alonso being sacked by Real means he’s coming our way in the summer, make sure you remember one thing:
He plays 343.
He plays 343.
January 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
To everyone thinking that Alonso being sacked by Real means he’s coming our way in the summer, make sure you remember one thing:
He plays 343.
He plays 343.
Playing for one of the biggest football clubs in the world (during a tumultuous period), in the most elite league in the world, making only his second appearance in the first team, 18-year-old Lacey is being labelled a “twat” by a man who - one can only assume - knows first hand Lacey’s situation 😒
January 12, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Playing for one of the biggest football clubs in the world (during a tumultuous period), in the most elite league in the world, making only his second appearance in the first team, 18-year-old Lacey is being labelled a “twat” by a man who - one can only assume - knows first hand Lacey’s situation 😒
It felt like an eternity since we last watched United in a cup game.
I can’t imagine how long it will have felt by the time we next get to watch United compete in one.
Shame on this club.
I can’t imagine how long it will have felt by the time we next get to watch United compete in one.
Shame on this club.
January 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
It felt like an eternity since we last watched United in a cup game.
I can’t imagine how long it will have felt by the time we next get to watch United compete in one.
Shame on this club.
I can’t imagine how long it will have felt by the time we next get to watch United compete in one.
Shame on this club.
I’m not the biggest Roy Keane fan, but he’s right on this one.
Roy Keane accuses Alex Ferguson of ‘hanging around like a bad smell’ at Man United
Keane’s comments came as he criticised the club’s decision-making process when appointing managers
www.independent.co.uk
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
I’m not the biggest Roy Keane fan, but he’s right on this one.
It’s Shane’s sardonic humour that makes this easier in some ways lol!
Five point plan to manage MUFC:
1. Have a previous association with MUFC.
2. Play with kids (not like that). Good enough or not. Doesn’t matter.
3. Use ‘wingers’ like they did 30 years ago.
4. Attack.
5. ‘Get’ the club.
Guaranteed success. And even failure will be fine. UTFR.
1. Have a previous association with MUFC.
2. Play with kids (not like that). Good enough or not. Doesn’t matter.
3. Use ‘wingers’ like they did 30 years ago.
4. Attack.
5. ‘Get’ the club.
Guaranteed success. And even failure will be fine. UTFR.
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 PM
It’s Shane’s sardonic humour that makes this easier in some ways lol!
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I'm not convinced a single manager on this list could have even a remote chance of succeeding here.
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I'm not convinced a single manager on this list could have even a remote chance of succeeding here.
I don’t even want to talk about who’s next in right now.
I’m in mourning for this shitshow that I call my club.
Feel sorry for the next fucker that comes in for a few months and isn’t given the time to do his job.
I’m in mourning for this shitshow that I call my club.
Feel sorry for the next fucker that comes in for a few months and isn’t given the time to do his job.
January 5, 2026 at 10:25 AM
I don’t even want to talk about who’s next in right now.
I’m in mourning for this shitshow that I call my club.
Feel sorry for the next fucker that comes in for a few months and isn’t given the time to do his job.
I’m in mourning for this shitshow that I call my club.
Feel sorry for the next fucker that comes in for a few months and isn’t given the time to do his job.
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They’ve sack him ffs. Absolute shit show of a club 😭😭
January 5, 2026 at 9:58 AM
They’ve sack him ffs. Absolute shit show of a club 😭😭
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Absolute fucking joke. How are we supposed to reset the shit show this club is when we keep chopping and changing.
We get Southgate or that fucking grandad at palace I’ll be fuming
We get Southgate or that fucking grandad at palace I’ll be fuming
January 5, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Absolute fucking joke. How are we supposed to reset the shit show this club is when we keep chopping and changing.
We get Southgate or that fucking grandad at palace I’ll be fuming
We get Southgate or that fucking grandad at palace I’ll be fuming
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Who the hell do we have lined up then?
Southgate?
🙄
Southgate?
🙄
January 5, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Who the hell do we have lined up then?
Southgate?
🙄
Southgate?
🙄
Because that’s how this team works when you don’t think they’ll get a result…
January 4, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Because that’s how this team works when you don’t think they’ll get a result…
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If you’re at a game, and the result doesn’t go as you hoped, can I suggest that you just walk out quietly? It’s an effective statement. Because it’s counter-productive to boo young players as they walk around the pitch after, perhaps for the first time. You’re not helping them…
January 1, 2026 at 11:48 AM
If you’re at a game, and the result doesn’t go as you hoped, can I suggest that you just walk out quietly? It’s an effective statement. Because it’s counter-productive to boo young players as they walk around the pitch after, perhaps for the first time. You’re not helping them…
Can I ask for one thing from United?
Can we please not lose to fukn Leeds.
Can we please not lose to fukn Leeds.
December 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Can I ask for one thing from United?
Can we please not lose to fukn Leeds.
Can we please not lose to fukn Leeds.
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That’s Ten Hag in a wig
December 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
That’s Ten Hag in a wig
Am I wrong in saying that is only Lammens’ 2nd clean sheet at the club?
Poor lad deserves more than that by now.
Class keeper.
Poor lad deserves more than that by now.
Class keeper.
December 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Am I wrong in saying that is only Lammens’ 2nd clean sheet at the club?
Poor lad deserves more than that by now.
Class keeper.
Poor lad deserves more than that by now.
Class keeper.
I know by all the whinging on here that many won’t agree with me, but I thoroughly enjoyed that match.
🤣
🤣
December 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I know by all the whinging on here that many won’t agree with me, but I thoroughly enjoyed that match.
🤣
🤣
Hashtag I really couldn’t give a shit about United’s quarterlies. 🤷♂️
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Hashtag I really couldn’t give a shit about United’s quarterlies. 🤷♂️
I didn’t see it talked about on Sky but this first “block” was definitely a penalty as well.
December 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I didn’t see it talked about on Sky but this first “block” was definitely a penalty as well.
The roller coaster of emotions, where I was pissed off with us at half time for playing shit & being 1-1 with Wolves, to thoroughly enjoying the following 30 minutes of football, to being piss-bored and annoyed with the final part of the game where both teams had given up on the game.
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The roller coaster of emotions, where I was pissed off with us at half time for playing shit & being 1-1 with Wolves, to thoroughly enjoying the following 30 minutes of football, to being piss-bored and annoyed with the final part of the game where both teams had given up on the game.
Bothers me to no end how perennial this post is 😂
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Bothers me to no end how perennial this post is 😂
Shea Lacey in the squad.
They said they don’t want academy players to be there a token gesture.
I’d love him to get some minutes - but we’ve got to be in a comfortable position first, I’d say.
They said they don’t want academy players to be there a token gesture.
I’d love him to get some minutes - but we’ve got to be in a comfortable position first, I’d say.
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Shea Lacey in the squad.
They said they don’t want academy players to be there a token gesture.
I’d love him to get some minutes - but we’ve got to be in a comfortable position first, I’d say.
They said they don’t want academy players to be there a token gesture.
I’d love him to get some minutes - but we’ve got to be in a comfortable position first, I’d say.