Matthew M. Morris
@matthewmmorris.bsky.social
I don’t know what you expected coming here, but thanks for taking the time to stop by. Can I get you anything? He/Him
No meat, no life.
September 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
No meat, no life.
Dreaming of that izakaya that @molliem.bsky.social and I went to for dinner last night.
August 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Dreaming of that izakaya that @molliem.bsky.social and I went to for dinner last night.
Yes, I did decide I didn’t need sunscreen today. Yes, I got sunburnt. I will not learn from this.
August 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Yes, I did decide I didn’t need sunscreen today. Yes, I got sunburnt. I will not learn from this.
Just got serenaded by Philippine mariachi in Japanese.
July 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Just got serenaded by Philippine mariachi in Japanese.
Fried chicken in Japan and Korea is better than fried chick in the US.
July 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Fried chicken in Japan and Korea is better than fried chick in the US.
My brain has been playing The Go-Go’s’ “We Got the Beat” with the titular “We got the beat” replaced with “We have the meats” a la Arby’s. I am not sorry for cursing you with this.
June 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
My brain has been playing The Go-Go’s’ “We Got the Beat” with the titular “We got the beat” replaced with “We have the meats” a la Arby’s. I am not sorry for cursing you with this.
Too many trips to the grog tonight.
May 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Too many trips to the grog tonight.
My photos are now 50% pictures of my computer screen while playing blue prince .
May 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My photos are now 50% pictures of my computer screen while playing blue prince .
This is not a post about the pope.
Sometimes, troubleshooting a computer problem is all about turning it off and on again. Sometimes, you need to force shut it down a couple times, its shuts itself down, and then you restart it, then you question it for a days on end.
April 21, 2025 at 10:20 AM
This is not a post about the pope.
Sometimes, troubleshooting a computer problem is all about turning it off and on again. Sometimes, you need to force shut it down a couple times, its shuts itself down, and then you restart it, then you question it for a days on end.
April 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Sometimes, troubleshooting a computer problem is all about turning it off and on again. Sometimes, you need to force shut it down a couple times, its shuts itself down, and then you restart it, then you question it for a days on end.
Today, I decided that not enough gashapon have lore.
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Today, I decided that not enough gashapon have lore.
Took a while to get back after the race, but we got to ride the Oshawott train. Managed to get a smile out of Mollie while I was disassociating like Oshawott after holding my pee for two and a half hours.
April 6, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Took a while to get back after the race, but we got to ride the Oshawott train. Managed to get a smile out of Mollie while I was disassociating like Oshawott after holding my pee for two and a half hours.
Going to K-Mart. Need anything?
April 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Going to K-Mart. Need anything?
I feel like I’m cosplaying a 90s dad.
April 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I feel like I’m cosplaying a 90s dad.
Joined a Pokémon go raid with an elderly Japanese couple at the beer bar and I’m hoping I can be like them when I’m older.
March 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Joined a Pokémon go raid with an elderly Japanese couple at the beer bar and I’m hoping I can be like them when I’m older.
You try to live a little mas on the weekend and then it’s suddenly time to get up for work.
March 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You try to live a little mas on the weekend and then it’s suddenly time to get up for work.
Enjoying a lovely day by sitting out on our porch for the first time in front of our wildflower yard.
March 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Enjoying a lovely day by sitting out on our porch for the first time in front of our wildflower yard.
Reposted by Matthew M. Morris
Is Galadriel a tradwife
Does she make homemade lembas videos
Does she make homemade lembas videos
March 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Is Galadriel a tradwife
Does she make homemade lembas videos
Does she make homemade lembas videos
Must have been tired and or tipsy when I wrote this. It was a toga party, but with my back being the way it is, a yoga party may have been better.
Only person at a yoga party not wearing a yoga.
March 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Must have been tired and or tipsy when I wrote this. It was a toga party, but with my back being the way it is, a yoga party may have been better.
Only person at a yoga party not wearing a yoga.
March 15, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Only person at a yoga party not wearing a yoga.
In Japan, you can unlock your beer’s stats.
March 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
In Japan, you can unlock your beer’s stats.
A little paint and sip.
February 27, 2025 at 10:52 AM
A little paint and sip.
Behold! The Dark Aloha! Coconut crème, pineapple juice, lime juice, dark rum, and ube flavoring. Measurements done via the “how about I put in this much?” method.
February 23, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Behold! The Dark Aloha! Coconut crème, pineapple juice, lime juice, dark rum, and ube flavoring. Measurements done via the “how about I put in this much?” method.
My normal wordle 1st word guess was the word today, so I guess that’s a good sign.
February 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
My normal wordle 1st word guess was the word today, so I guess that’s a good sign.