Matt Ex Machina
@matthewdahlberg.bsky.social
Scientist, gamer, and a fan of science fiction. Doing my best in a difficult world
When the Democrats swept the elections last week I thought to myself, "I wonder how they are going to mess this up?"... Now I know.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
When the Democrats swept the elections last week I thought to myself, "I wonder how they are going to mess this up?"... Now I know.
Nancy Pelosi announced she will be retiring
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Nancy Pelosi announced she will be retiring
The Democrats are going to look at their victories in places like New York and Virginia and ask themselves, "Where did we go wrong?"
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Democrats are going to look at their victories in places like New York and Virginia and ask themselves, "Where did we go wrong?"
Why don't the Democrats impeach the president over the extrajudicial murders of civilians? It really seems like a slam dunk to me
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Why don't the Democrats impeach the president over the extrajudicial murders of civilians? It really seems like a slam dunk to me
The TSA and air traffic controllers can't miss shifts because they are federal employees. Pilots and flight attendants have no such restrictions. If they refuse to work due to safety concerns, they could make some real change in a short amount of time
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The TSA and air traffic controllers can't miss shifts because they are federal employees. Pilots and flight attendants have no such restrictions. If they refuse to work due to safety concerns, they could make some real change in a short amount of time
The contractor for the White House ballroom could finish the demolition, charge the US the $230 million, and the Republicans would talk about how great the new ballroom is as they stand in the cold
October 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The contractor for the White House ballroom could finish the demolition, charge the US the $230 million, and the Republicans would talk about how great the new ballroom is as they stand in the cold
It amazes me how shocked Democrats are that we got here when they were complicit in nearly every step.
October 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
It amazes me how shocked Democrats are that we got here when they were complicit in nearly every step.
If you're a cishet white male and you're starting to notice that the US is starting to become a fascist nation, I've got some bad news for you. We're already there. It's just now all the tyrannical elements are affecting YOU and those around you in a way that it hadn't before due to privilege
September 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If you're a cishet white male and you're starting to notice that the US is starting to become a fascist nation, I've got some bad news for you. We're already there. It's just now all the tyrannical elements are affecting YOU and those around you in a way that it hadn't before due to privilege
I wonder if anyone is aware that spreading crackpot conspiracies about Tylenol on national TV is grounds for a very pricey lawsuit
September 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I wonder if anyone is aware that spreading crackpot conspiracies about Tylenol on national TV is grounds for a very pricey lawsuit
In case you didn't hear, 94 Democrats joined every single Republican to have a national day to honor a white supremacist
September 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
In case you didn't hear, 94 Democrats joined every single Republican to have a national day to honor a white supremacist
Introducing U-bear. Female Uber passengers can now choose the bear to drive them to their destination!
September 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Introducing U-bear. Female Uber passengers can now choose the bear to drive them to their destination!
I have been thinking a lot lately about people who have said they would go back in time and kill Hitler before he became chancellor.
September 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I have been thinking a lot lately about people who have said they would go back in time and kill Hitler before he became chancellor.
Is it possible that John Brown has a time machine?
September 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Is it possible that John Brown has a time machine?
If the Epstein files are irrelevant then so is the act of releasing them
September 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If the Epstein files are irrelevant then so is the act of releasing them
Hey Gavin Newsom, Trump is signing executive orders to limit unions and their power. If you really wanted to stick it to Trump you'd straighten California laws that protect unions and expand workers rights. That would show Trump who's boss!
September 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hey Gavin Newsom, Trump is signing executive orders to limit unions and their power. If you really wanted to stick it to Trump you'd straighten California laws that protect unions and expand workers rights. That would show Trump who's boss!
Today is Labor day. Celebrate by joining a union!
September 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Today is Labor day. Celebrate by joining a union!
Would it be considered a military coup if the president was taken out by Colonel Sanders?
September 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Would it be considered a military coup if the president was taken out by Colonel Sanders?
I think there is a decent chance that he pretended to be dead just to see how people would react
August 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I think there is a decent chance that he pretended to be dead just to see how people would react
The president's failing health is something that I see many people online celebrating. I'd like to remind everyone that, if the president dies soon he will have escaped accountability for his crimes. Of course, there's a decent chance that would happen anyway, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
August 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The president's failing health is something that I see many people online celebrating. I'd like to remind everyone that, if the president dies soon he will have escaped accountability for his crimes. Of course, there's a decent chance that would happen anyway, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
In about 20 years we're going to start seeing articles like, "Are Millennials killing the retirement industry? Retirement homes all across the country are closing their doors as many Millennials choose to keep working until the day they die..."
August 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
In about 20 years we're going to start seeing articles like, "Are Millennials killing the retirement industry? Retirement homes all across the country are closing their doors as many Millennials choose to keep working until the day they die..."
My guess is that the president is going to ask Maxwell to testify that prominent Democrats went to Epstein Island. Those political rivals will be disappeared to El Salvador. This is the trial run for getting rid of political rivals
August 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My guess is that the president is going to ask Maxwell to testify that prominent Democrats went to Epstein Island. Those political rivals will be disappeared to El Salvador. This is the trial run for getting rid of political rivals
The Republicans just killed Big Bird.
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Corporation for Public Broadcasting Addresses Operations Following Loss of Federal Funding
WASHINGTON, D.C. (August 1, 2025) – The Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) announced today that it will begin an orderly wind-down of its operations following the passage of a federal rescissio...
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August 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The Republicans just killed Big Bird.
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cpb.org/pressroom/Co...
As bad as Trump and his administration are for the US and the world, remember that he is the season 1 villain. There is someone waiting in the wings who is a lot worse
July 16, 2025 at 11:47 PM
As bad as Trump and his administration are for the US and the world, remember that he is the season 1 villain. There is someone waiting in the wings who is a lot worse
I really think that, "Secretary of education working tirelessly to eliminate department of education" needs to be a bigger headline. Especially considering how much success she's been having doing it
July 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I really think that, "Secretary of education working tirelessly to eliminate department of education" needs to be a bigger headline. Especially considering how much success she's been having doing it
The Democrats would rather see the nation fall to fascism than lose even the smallest slice of their piece of the pie to working people.
July 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The Democrats would rather see the nation fall to fascism than lose even the smallest slice of their piece of the pie to working people.