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Matt Flye
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NFL Fantasy Commissioner / Wing Lover / Slow Runner. Welsh Comms Guy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
I think Wibble / Bibble / Bam might be the greatest game ever invented. The kids absolutely love it. God bless #Taskmaster

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November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Having a curry tonight so dug out a very old menu for our local favourite place. Inflation is real people. Look at those prices! £4.30 for a lamb sagg. Each of those dishes is over £9 now. Still delicious, but explains why we only do take away as a treat.
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Stardew Valley is now officially my second job.
September 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Bought a new air fryer today…
September 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Being 46 is a constant battle with spending money on stuff you really don’t want to. Today, making sure the fence won’t fall down by having new posts concreted in. Being a grown up is absolutely rubbish.
September 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’m 20mins into Happy Gilmore 2 - will I make 20mins more? It’s pretty shit.
September 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Thought I’d try Stardew Valley as it’s free on PS Plus. 17 million hours later…

I’m a slave to parsnip planting.
September 4, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Brain is weird right? Out of nowhere my head stated thinking about the breakfast I used to have as part of my hall fees at Swansea Uni. Five items of hot - no more - no less. I remember being outraged that two halves of toast was two items rather than one and having to pay 65p for a sausage.
August 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I saw a giant spoon today.
August 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Once a year I order and eat too much KFC. Today was that day. See you next year Colonel.
August 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Just reading @keefstuart.bsky.social piece in the Guardian about kids gaming during the summer (it’s good). It’s just about balance in the Flye house. Kids can game, but have to have a long leg stretch as well. They’re playing - and loving - It Takes Two at the moment. Which is awesome.
July 31, 2025 at 8:49 AM
So my youngest kid’s verdict on Superman - it was good, but I preferred Cool Runnings 🤷🏼‍♂️
July 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Macadamia are elite Tier 1 nuts*.

Tier 2 - Pecan

Tier 3 - Cashew / Pistachio

Tier 4 - Almond and Peanut (though technically a legume).

Tier 5 - Hazelnut / Brazil.

*All salted obviously.

This message is brought to you by the Squirrel Council of Wales / Cyngor Gwiwerod Cymru 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿.
July 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Going to the beach? Why not leave your Bluetooth speaker at home. No-one wants to hear your poor quality, obnoxiously loud dance music blaring out across the sand.

Yes I know I’m a curmudgeonly old man. Grumble, grumble.
July 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
American Ninja is not as good as 12 year old Matt remembers.
July 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Today’s challenge - fitting a gum shield for a seven-year-old. There was some gagging, lots of drool and me mostly trying not to get bitten.

Mission accomplished though and he wore it round the house for about two hours so that’s something.
July 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Man the Prodigy have been fantastic #Glastonbury
June 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Funny old night, sat here watching Glastonbury googling ‘do moles bite?’
June 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I have a shaded gazebo in the garden, a very comfy chair, beer and scratchings. I’m listening to a podcast. I feel like I might be winning for a change.
June 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Pollock floundering
June 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Is the bridge of Jac Morgan’s nose bleeding yet? That’s always a sign he’s in a game! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

#Lions
June 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
WHY IS IT SO WINDY???
June 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
There are still a load of NFL London tickets available.

I’ve been going for years (see profile pic) but the excruciatingly high ticket price, plus ridiculous booking fees means I’m out this year.

It’s a great experience so hope all of the Vikings fans who get to go have a great time. Skol!
May 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
No NFL tickets for Tiny Matt this year 😢
May 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Two full water butts 😍
May 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM