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just a place for my silly wee thoughts tbh ☠︎✞
just a place for my silly wee thoughts tbh ☠︎✞
Here, do ye start shrinking in yer 30s?
I’ve not used any form of science to check this, I just feel a wee quarter inch shorter x
I’ve not used any form of science to check this, I just feel a wee quarter inch shorter x
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Here, do ye start shrinking in yer 30s?
I’ve not used any form of science to check this, I just feel a wee quarter inch shorter x
I’ve not used any form of science to check this, I just feel a wee quarter inch shorter x
Dearest Inter Milano,
I need us to NOT go another full year without winning a big game domestically.
My silly little heart may simply explode like a sharp knife in the microwave unless you change your ways 🫠 x
I need us to NOT go another full year without winning a big game domestically.
My silly little heart may simply explode like a sharp knife in the microwave unless you change your ways 🫠 x
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Dearest Inter Milano,
I need us to NOT go another full year without winning a big game domestically.
My silly little heart may simply explode like a sharp knife in the microwave unless you change your ways 🫠 x
I need us to NOT go another full year without winning a big game domestically.
My silly little heart may simply explode like a sharp knife in the microwave unless you change your ways 🫠 x
Imagine sprinting in yer brogues for a busy morning train only for it to close right in yer ragin wee face.
It’s the wee things that get a stone cold villain through a day x
It’s the wee things that get a stone cold villain through a day x
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Imagine sprinting in yer brogues for a busy morning train only for it to close right in yer ragin wee face.
It’s the wee things that get a stone cold villain through a day x
It’s the wee things that get a stone cold villain through a day x
HUGE personal announcement:
Ma local pub follows me on Instagram.
What a time to be alive x
Ma local pub follows me on Instagram.
What a time to be alive x
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
HUGE personal announcement:
Ma local pub follows me on Instagram.
What a time to be alive x
Ma local pub follows me on Instagram.
What a time to be alive x
Martin O’Neill, Martin O’Neill, Martin O’Neill,
Martin O’Neill, Martin O’Neill, Martin O’Neill,
Martin O’Neill 🍀
Martin O’Neill, Martin O’Neill, Martin O’Neill,
Martin O’Neill 🍀
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Martin O’Neill, Martin O’Neill, Martin O’Neill,
Martin O’Neill, Martin O’Neill, Martin O’Neill,
Martin O’Neill 🍀
Martin O’Neill, Martin O’Neill, Martin O’Neill,
Martin O’Neill 🍀
I cannae imagine getting married. Weddings are simply zero fun tae maniacs like me. Stick yer salmon and school pals up her arse.
I’d want a ball-pit for dugs, karaoke, a basketball hoop, a big screen for a FIFA tournament, and a buffet of nuhin but fucking Korean fried chicken n baked goods x
I’d want a ball-pit for dugs, karaoke, a basketball hoop, a big screen for a FIFA tournament, and a buffet of nuhin but fucking Korean fried chicken n baked goods x
September 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I cannae imagine getting married. Weddings are simply zero fun tae maniacs like me. Stick yer salmon and school pals up her arse.
I’d want a ball-pit for dugs, karaoke, a basketball hoop, a big screen for a FIFA tournament, and a buffet of nuhin but fucking Korean fried chicken n baked goods x
I’d want a ball-pit for dugs, karaoke, a basketball hoop, a big screen for a FIFA tournament, and a buffet of nuhin but fucking Korean fried chicken n baked goods x
Cutting about doing side quests today x
September 25, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Cutting about doing side quests today x
There’s a guy kicking about the Barras wae what I can only describe as ‘a giant fuckin parrot’ on his shoulder.
Huge fan of the pirate vibe tbh x
Huge fan of the pirate vibe tbh x
September 6, 2025 at 10:29 AM
There’s a guy kicking about the Barras wae what I can only describe as ‘a giant fuckin parrot’ on his shoulder.
Huge fan of the pirate vibe tbh x
Huge fan of the pirate vibe tbh x
Have some respect for yersel and take that fucking work lanyard aff x
August 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Have some respect for yersel and take that fucking work lanyard aff x
Mental that Jurassic Park III has thee greatest moment in cinema history and nae cunt is talking about it x
August 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Mental that Jurassic Park III has thee greatest moment in cinema history and nae cunt is talking about it x
26 degrees lads.
What a time to be alive x
What a time to be alive x
August 12, 2025 at 12:28 PM
26 degrees lads.
What a time to be alive x
What a time to be alive x
Just oot here in the Glasgow sun, photosynthesising if any cunt needs me x
July 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Just oot here in the Glasgow sun, photosynthesising if any cunt needs me x
Had a dream last night that yer man Wesley Snipes asked me to put in a word for him so he’d get job at ma work.
Aye, it was a dream but I honestly feel like we’d be great pals x
Aye, it was a dream but I honestly feel like we’d be great pals x
July 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Had a dream last night that yer man Wesley Snipes asked me to put in a word for him so he’d get job at ma work.
Aye, it was a dream but I honestly feel like we’d be great pals x
Aye, it was a dream but I honestly feel like we’d be great pals x
I’d quite like tae meet a capybara this year and potentially cut about wae it solving crimes x
May 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I’d quite like tae meet a capybara this year and potentially cut about wae it solving crimes x
Hate when yer at that stage on dating apps where someone’s either patched ye for saying potentially anything…
OR they’ve been ejected into another dimension never to be seen again. x
OR they’ve been ejected into another dimension never to be seen again. x
May 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Hate when yer at that stage on dating apps where someone’s either patched ye for saying potentially anything…
OR they’ve been ejected into another dimension never to be seen again. x
OR they’ve been ejected into another dimension never to be seen again. x
Me in this rare Glasgow sunshine eating baked goods for breakfast x
April 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Me in this rare Glasgow sunshine eating baked goods for breakfast x
Had a dream last night I was working in Sainsbury’s wae Elizabeth Olsen
Not a thing exciting happened. We stocked shelves. Although there was a large amount ae flirting throughout (her to me obvs) x
Not a thing exciting happened. We stocked shelves. Although there was a large amount ae flirting throughout (her to me obvs) x
April 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Had a dream last night I was working in Sainsbury’s wae Elizabeth Olsen
Not a thing exciting happened. We stocked shelves. Although there was a large amount ae flirting throughout (her to me obvs) x
Not a thing exciting happened. We stocked shelves. Although there was a large amount ae flirting throughout (her to me obvs) x
Incase ye missed it, chuck the highlights on ☺️ x
April 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Incase ye missed it, chuck the highlights on ☺️ x
Trying tae get my greasy fat fingers on a single Maoam Bloxx requires time I simply don’t have.
The amount of wrapping on them in the year of our(environmentally conscious) lord 2025, is fucking ridiculous x
The amount of wrapping on them in the year of our(environmentally conscious) lord 2025, is fucking ridiculous x
March 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Trying tae get my greasy fat fingers on a single Maoam Bloxx requires time I simply don’t have.
The amount of wrapping on them in the year of our(environmentally conscious) lord 2025, is fucking ridiculous x
The amount of wrapping on them in the year of our(environmentally conscious) lord 2025, is fucking ridiculous x
See IF I actually knew this gimp, he’d have been bullied right oot that mad 80s physics teacher haircut, into a respectable working class baldy x
March 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
See IF I actually knew this gimp, he’d have been bullied right oot that mad 80s physics teacher haircut, into a respectable working class baldy x
You’ll never feel uglier than when ye see yer mad uneven face reflected back at ye on the self service till in the poundshop
Gunge the cunt that started this x
Gunge the cunt that started this x
March 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
You’ll never feel uglier than when ye see yer mad uneven face reflected back at ye on the self service till in the poundshop
Gunge the cunt that started this x
Gunge the cunt that started this x
Think ae the absolute carnival of chaos when Daizen Maeda scores against rangers and his song plays.
There’s a high chance it doesn’t stop for the rest ae the game, possibly for weeks and I cannae wait x
There’s a high chance it doesn’t stop for the rest ae the game, possibly for weeks and I cannae wait x
March 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Think ae the absolute carnival of chaos when Daizen Maeda scores against rangers and his song plays.
There’s a high chance it doesn’t stop for the rest ae the game, possibly for weeks and I cannae wait x
There’s a high chance it doesn’t stop for the rest ae the game, possibly for weeks and I cannae wait x
One year on fae a wee guy missing my class because he’d been scalded eating a fucking steak bake x
February 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
One year on fae a wee guy missing my class because he’d been scalded eating a fucking steak bake x