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caro | she/her | jackass micro influencer | number one tube top angel
https://altphase.substack.com/
https://jackassworld.beehiiv.com/
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so basically i started a jackass newsletter. and website.

it’s still pretty early and big things r coming etc etc. but the inaugural post is this essay about folk hero johnny knoxville and jason isbell’s family blood feud
the kid poet and the tennessee daredevil
on contemporary southern folklore
jackassworld.beehiiv.com
breaking: ridiculousness is over
breaking: a world without ridiculousness is near
but here comes fear factor
jackassworld.beehiiv.com
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
breaking news: lance bangs is back (again) + i rank some of the times the jackass guys bleed.

happy wednesday friday from jackass world!
breaking: lance bangs returns (again!)
plus: bleeding
jackassworld.beehiiv.com
September 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
new jackass worlddddd: i finally finished talking about the worst video game ever and then jotted down a couple things abt friendship on tv
playing jackass: the game part 2
on the worst game ever and friendship
jackassworld.beehiiv.com
August 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
moved out of dc this morning and wrote abt it
25 things i won’t miss in dc + 26 i will
love you
altphase.substack.com
August 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
the original inner ear equipment! read more abt the ephemeral dc sound:
July 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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i'm moving out of d.c. next week and spent last weekend visiting a bunch of old punk shit i had been meaning to see while i lived here (and was joined by two beloved friends)

on finding harDCore, d.c. music mythology, and a brick wall:
road tripping through d.c. punk history
on d.c. music and leaving
altphase.substack.com
July 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
i'm moving out of d.c. next week and spent last weekend visiting a bunch of old punk shit i had been meaning to see while i lived here (and was joined by two beloved friends)

on finding harDCore, d.c. music mythology, and a brick wall:
road tripping through d.c. punk history
on d.c. music and leaving
altphase.substack.com
July 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
it’s chris pontius’ birthday #happybirthdaychrispontius
July 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
💕💕💕
July 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
big week for rock music from heAthens and rock music from boston and rock music from london and rock music from manchester
July 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
hot music for a hot week
June 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
icymiiii
new jackass world about a cool new short film and a couple thoughts on being a less popular member of the crew! it’s showtime!
it's showtime!
on dave england's new short and being a second-rate jackass star
jackassworld.beehiiv.com
June 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
if you registered to vote bc of punk voter dot com — lmk
in the spirit of a good election result/convos abt protest songs —

several years ago i found this website after a couple of used cds i bought had flyers for it stuck in them
punkvoter.com
June 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
in the spirit of a good election result/convos abt protest songs —

several years ago i found this website after a couple of used cds i bought had flyers for it stuck in them
punkvoter.com
June 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
new jackass world about a cool new short film and a couple thoughts on being a less popular member of the crew! it’s showtime!
it's showtime!
on dave england's new short and being a second-rate jackass star
jackassworld.beehiiv.com
June 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
friyayy
June 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
steve-o! if u see this! my mom says happy birthday
June 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
the goat is at it again
June 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
happy friday
June 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
can anyone send me $160. i literally run jackassworld dot net
June 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i just feel….i just want…..i just think…..i just believe it would be pretty cool if trapped under ice showed up again
June 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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JACKASS HISTORY: in 1997, big brother magazine (including tremaine, pontius, and weeman) took slayer to disneyland to look for the secret bar. anyway lance conklin jumped from this top ledge (pictured) and into the water of the submarine ride (pictured). they all got kicked out
June 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
JACKASS HISTORY: in 1997, big brother magazine (including tremaine, pontius, and weeman) took slayer to disneyland to look for the secret bar. anyway lance conklin jumped from this top ledge (pictured) and into the water of the submarine ride (pictured). they all got kicked out
June 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
can’t hardly wait has played thrice in the bar
June 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
drinking a #millehighlife at a #bar and listening to #thereplacements
drinking a #millerhighlife at a #bar and listening to #HOLE
drinking a #millerhighlife at the #bar and listening to #huskerdu
June 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM