Matt
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If Sunderland get 10 or more throw-ins in our half, I might need to take tomorrow off work because of the amount of time the ref will have to add on
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
If Sunderland get 10 or more throw-ins in our half, I might need to take tomorrow off work because of the amount of time the ref will have to add on
Lucky cunts, the deflection on the cross gifts them the opportunity to
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Lucky cunts, the deflection on the cross gifts them the opportunity to
He’s hit that right where the 4th person in the wall would have been… a two man wall seem ridiculous
February 8, 2026 at 6:05 PM
He’s hit that right where the 4th person in the wall would have been… a two man wall seem ridiculous
For the first time in about 5 years, can we score against the run of play
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
For the first time in about 5 years, can we score against the run of play
I’ve said it before and I will say it again, Ekitike is basically a cross between Torres and Suarez
All three arrived and started playing like they owned the place
I’m too old to have favourite footballers, but that lad is something else
All three arrived and started playing like they owned the place
I’m too old to have favourite footballers, but that lad is something else
January 31, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I’ve said it before and I will say it again, Ekitike is basically a cross between Torres and Suarez
All three arrived and started playing like they owned the place
I’m too old to have favourite footballers, but that lad is something else
All three arrived and started playing like they owned the place
I’m too old to have favourite footballers, but that lad is something else
A great night, goals flowing and Nallo didn’t get sent off!
January 28, 2026 at 9:51 PM
A great night, goals flowing and Nallo didn’t get sent off!
If Nallo does come on, can we play him up front so that he doesn’t get sent off
January 28, 2026 at 9:31 PM
If Nallo does come on, can we play him up front so that he doesn’t get sent off
I’d take Ekitike and Wirtz off here. Wrap them in cotton wool
January 28, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I’d take Ekitike and Wirtz off here. Wrap them in cotton wool
Ekitike is absolutely mustard.
Brilliant first touch, great finisher, intelligent movement, skill to burn and scores goals
He’s like a cross between Torres and Suarez
Brilliant first touch, great finisher, intelligent movement, skill to burn and scores goals
He’s like a cross between Torres and Suarez
January 28, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Ekitike is absolutely mustard.
Brilliant first touch, great finisher, intelligent movement, skill to burn and scores goals
He’s like a cross between Torres and Suarez
Brilliant first touch, great finisher, intelligent movement, skill to burn and scores goals
He’s like a cross between Torres and Suarez
Loads of the ball, one shit shot and now two down … might be offside
January 24, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Loads of the ball, one shit shot and now two down … might be offside
Denmark should just call Trump’s bluff, tell him that Greenland will cost him $50,000 to be paid to each citizen of Denmark and Greenland, plus $1,000,000,000,000,000, plus California, plus New York, plus all his golf clubs / resorts
January 18, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Denmark should just call Trump’s bluff, tell him that Greenland will cost him $50,000 to be paid to each citizen of Denmark and Greenland, plus $1,000,000,000,000,000, plus California, plus New York, plus all his golf clubs / resorts
That’s not offside if the defender plays the ball.
We had one years ago where Lovren stretched for the ball and flicked it on to Kane who was miles offside and it was given as a goal
We had one years ago where Lovren stretched for the ball and flicked it on to Kane who was miles offside and it was given as a goal
January 17, 2026 at 4:37 PM
That’s not offside if the defender plays the ball.
We had one years ago where Lovren stretched for the ball and flicked it on to Kane who was miles offside and it was given as a goal
We had one years ago where Lovren stretched for the ball and flicked it on to Kane who was miles offside and it was given as a goal
An I being harsh, or should Konate have been tighter and done better with that goal
January 17, 2026 at 4:29 PM
An I being harsh, or should Konate have been tighter and done better with that goal
Why is it that almost everyone on the Traitors can’t say “you” or “me”, but say “yourself” and “myself”
January 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Why is it that almost everyone on the Traitors can’t say “you” or “me”, but say “yourself” and “myself”
MacAllister’s two assists tonight have been sublime!
January 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
MacAllister’s two assists tonight have been sublime!
Idiotic and way too cocky from, Szoboszlai
A total lack of class
A total lack of class
January 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Idiotic and way too cocky from, Szoboszlai
A total lack of class
A total lack of class
Arteta outside of the technical area is deliberate and to gain an advantage, because he stops it as soon as he gets a yellow card
It’s not passion and energy, it’s by design
It’s not passion and energy, it’s by design
January 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Arteta outside of the technical area is deliberate and to gain an advantage, because he stops it as soon as he gets a yellow card
It’s not passion and energy, it’s by design
It’s not passion and energy, it’s by design
If I were to make a sub here (not sure I would), I think I’d go Jones for Gakpo, just another player capable of passing around Arsenal for long periods at a time
January 8, 2026 at 9:30 PM
If I were to make a sub here (not sure I would), I think I’d go Jones for Gakpo, just another player capable of passing around Arsenal for long periods at a time
I’m liking the tactic of dropping it behind their defenders and let Frimpong chase it down
January 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
I’m liking the tactic of dropping it behind their defenders and let Frimpong chase it down
I’ve seen penalty decisions like the Frimpong and Wirtz ones given plenty of times over this and last season
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I’ve seen penalty decisions like the Frimpong and Wirtz ones given plenty of times over this and last season
So much of our play lacks adventure, simple pass after simple pass with zero risk
It’s like we’re hoping the opposition will do something stupid, rather than we take a risk and force the situation
It’s like we’re hoping the opposition will do something stupid, rather than we take a risk and force the situation
January 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
So much of our play lacks adventure, simple pass after simple pass with zero risk
It’s like we’re hoping the opposition will do something stupid, rather than we take a risk and force the situation
It’s like we’re hoping the opposition will do something stupid, rather than we take a risk and force the situation
That was outstanding from Ekitike, that’s the sort of thing that Suarez used to do
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
That was outstanding from Ekitike, that’s the sort of thing that Suarez used to do
Embarrassing from Konate
Sunday league defending
Sunday league defending
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Embarrassing from Konate
Sunday league defending
Sunday league defending
Terrible defending by MacAllister
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Terrible defending by MacAllister